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Song Parodies -> "Heroin"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

I know Ill get flamed to death for this but its my take on the song, besides atleast half of the other songs on DIRT talk about drugs, so I made this...
Know me, heroin's my master
Boot me, in the bloodstream faster

Into the vein again
We all know it's heroin
I know it's a big mistake
But it's the drug I take yeah yeah

Body, drifting out of nodding
Without it, I'm crying sobbing

Into the vein again
We all know into her-o-iinnn
I know it's a big mistake
But fun in Seattle today.EEEEEEEEEEE
( solo )

YEEEAAAHHH Into the vein again
We all know its her-oooo-innn
I know it's a big mistake
But I'm gonna do it anyway, yeeahhh

I know I'm wrong
But I've tried rehabilitation
Am I gone?
Only to the one who turns me on

I know it's wrong
But I managed this long, yeah
Am I gonnne?
Leave me here alone

If I could, I would

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   2
 4   2
 5   7

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Red Ant - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I know addiction isn't funny, but everyone who knows anything about AIC knows that Layne struggled for over a decade with heroin use. This parody was not to bag him, as he is perhaps the most genuinely true emotional singer out there, not just for drama or fans, but to himself. I idolized him and wish I could have that kind of range. A part of my died on April 20, 2002 when they found him dead in his apartment. Nobody, and I mean nobody, will ever come close to his true emotions in his songs, and he has spawned atleast 5 bands today that try to be like AIC.
Stephen Harrington - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
545, I don't think it's horrible, it's about something that isn't pleasant, which can be the reason for such a mixed average on your votes.
Red Ant - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan. I believe this was the first parody I submitted here. Looking back at it... well, not horrible, but still very sloppy, especially with the pacing.

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