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Song Parodies -> "Possum Sugar Omelet!!"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Possum Sugar Omelet!!"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Although the idea and some of lines were taken from the misheard lyric archives, much of this was my own mishearing as well as some artistic license. There are 2 versions of this song, the intro is different on this one.
Heavy like a bum (bum bum bum bum bum)

c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
bong, bong, bong
Yummy like a bomb (bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb)

Mouthwash! (bomb, bomb)

HEY!, Hey-Hey HEY!

[drums kick in]



[guitars kick in]


Heavy like a bomb, maybe come and get it wrong
Livin' like another with a red-eyed phone
Lookin like a champ, like a video mam
Devilishly woman can I pee your man? (your mad?)

Wrestlin' a dashin n' passion's little light
Demolition derby, baby goo all night
Sometimes, manytime, sugar meets weed
Little mister innocent shook up me
Yea-ah, Yea-ah

Take your body
Shaky dog
Shave the stubble
Breakin' up

Ooh, in the neighbourhood
C'mon fatten me up
I can't get a no

I'm her, sticky Swede,
from my hand to my feat-ure


Bread delight, yellin' light, green delight, go
Crazy little woman in a woman's show
Mira cream, rent a king, victim of the blow
Sweet dream, sangurine, listen up
(Lucifer!..) Lucifer!

You tried a squeeze a little, sleazy little, tease a little whore
He's the operator 'cause we're knocking up my dog
Sometimes, manytime, snooker meet seed
Little mister innocent shook up me
Yea-ah, Yea-ah
Give a little moan

Take a potty
Said get up
Break the bubba
Breakin' up...

Oh, when you need a cup
C'mon fly me up
Oh, I can't get it up

I'm hot, chicken sweet,
From my hen to my beach, yes


(You got the bitches, I got the weed!)
Sweet potato, (sack of beans!)
Cousin Rot (rot!)
So hot
Icky seat, from my head
(head) My head
(head, tumor feet)

Do you lick the sugar?
Want love watch out!..

Say goodbye now (makin' matter)
Take it up (shape n' up)
Break a bottle (break it up)
Make it up...

Oh.., when you name a love
C'mon tie me up
Oh, I can get enough
Ohh.., in the Ramen cup
Baby, I don't need it
What'd they sing?!
copyright 2005+ Red Ant

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 21

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   19

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Peter Andersson - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm always surprised to see a Def Leppard parody here, they get way to few compared to how big they were when they peaked. One of those bands who fell as quick as they fell high I guess. Maybe a "Wisteria" parody could do good to "Hysteria" but I only managed to stay interested in that show for about 4-5 episodes (despite Eva Longoria) so I guess I'll just take this chance to pass the idea along to someone who's still up for her and/or the other desperate housewifes, so to say.
alvin rhodes - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
don't know the OS but how could i pass up a parody with a title as delicious as this ?...5s
AFW - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What alvin said...fives
Adagio - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
The title drew me in and even though I don't know it, it reads funny. I do have one question. Were you high on something? :D (I get asked the same question, don't worry.) 5's

I have one coming out that will probably have some wondering what specific drug I'm on..either that or they'll be very depressed.

Really funny words glued together in your parody. : )
Red Ant - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter, Alvin, AFW and Adagio.

Peter, Def Leppard was better than the average 80s group but I'll speculate here that the "hair metal" genre is one of the least popular on AmIRight. I have no idea how many albums they made, this was done based off of the Greatest Hits and is the "full version" of the song.

Alvin and AFW: Thanks, that was the funniest misheard lyric listed so I went with it.

Adagio: No, I wasn't on anything but seeing as how I listened to this song about 30 times in 4 hours (at various volumes) I am now under the influence of Motrin.;-)

The lines "Little mister innocent shook up me" and "You tried a squeeze a little, sleazy little, tease a little whore/ He's the operator 'cause we're knocking up my dog" were my own from the first time I heard this OS.
Paul Robinson - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Red, DKTOS, but it's a really good read...and I can see you put a lot of time into the pacing - even before I saw the note about listening to the OS 30 times in 4 know where you are coming from there...been there...and still go there quite often trying to get the pacing and length of the piece just right.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, dude. =) 555.
Red Ant - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Step-chan and Paul. Paul, this was a bit of a pain to pace as every downloaded lyrics page I checked had the "short" version of this OS (and incomplete as usual), so getting the "intro" vocals close was a pain-the parentheses in the beginning are "echoed" vocals, in the latter part they are the rest of the band singin'.
Scrawny Johnny - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Ant....I love me some Def Leppard (oh, and some possum omelet too!!)
Red Ant - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny. I have 2 more (I think) parodies coming tomorrow. Oh, possum omelettes suck unless they have sugar on them. ;-)
Fever - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Had its moments, but not really that funny. Sorry..but it sounded like something you'd hear 13 yr. old boys saying in the schoolyard. You just lifted too many lyrics with minimal thought on no theme. This one really belonged in the misheard lyrics section.
Kate - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
HA HA HA HA OMG that was sooo funny you like took all the misheard lyrics there ever were of this song and made them into a song! The funny thing is, it doesn't sound too different from the original song! I mean, if I didn't know any better, I would have thought those were the words when I was listening to the song.
Red Ant - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Fever and Kate.
Below Average Dave - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Have you ever seen a possum? Aren't they the ugliest, and I do mean ugliest creature? They are scary and creepy, and, 555, and :) Good parody here, I am becoming very familiar with your style with all these contests.
Matthias - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Time to upgrade the Hearing Aid, Jack
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) With an order of fries.
bobpiecheese - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) Concept's similiar to your 'Enya's Lyrics' and it's just as brilliant!
The Charnstar - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC3: That was so.. random... LOL! 5-5-5
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) hmm, I'm missing something here - *re-reads* - nuh... *reads your explanation in the comments* - ah, I get it now - nice idea, Jack, but I prefer others of yours ;-) - 555 because it's you though
tomario - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
as usual a lot of work has gone into your parody i'm not sure it's gone to the right places "can I pee your man?"still interesting in places 555
Cat - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) You honestly heard "knocking up my dog" the first time around? That's great!! Oh well, it's no weirder than my 5-year-old self being convinced the Beach Boys were singing "Bop A Ram" instead of "Barbara Ann." Very, very funny!
Michael McVey - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You'd just about have to be on acid to UNDERSTAND this one. But I guess that's the idea...5-4-5.---MM
Johnny D - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Possum Sugar Omelet" ... Possum Sugar Omelet? ... POSSUM SUGAR OMELET ???? Mmmmm....twisted AND delicious....mmmm....
Kristof Robertson - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3P) Wha? Sorry; what I meant to say was...WHA?? Another gloriously silly submission from the king of mondegreen parodies. 555
Arwen - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...holy moly! I really need to learn to read the explanations up top before I read parodies...I was SO confused for a bit. =) But now that I know what you're doing here...I'm giggling...=)
Red Ant - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave, Matthias, Aggy, Pieman, Charnstar, Stu, Tomario, Cat, Michael, Johnny D, Kristof and Arwen.

Dave: I've seen many a 'possum. They are kinda odd looking, though I'd rather have one as a pet than most any toy breed dog.

Matthias: Naw, I just need new batteries and a new box of Q-Tips.

Tomario: I have to admit that line is hella lame, even for a misheard lyrics parody...

Cat: I STILL hear that line, even today. I swear the official lyrics are wrong, and that Def Leppard is secretly interested in bestiality. =)

Michael McVey: The lyrics probably make no sense even under the influence of LSD: it's just silly word play set to a song to which many people have misheard the lyrics.

Johnny D: I'm sure someone, at some time in the history of the world, has made an omelet with possum meat, with powdered sugar. I hope I never meat that person. ;)

Kristof: You called me "king". Coming from this year's ace, I'm most honored.

Stu and Arwen: Use kipt my hope n ing comet? Shaman ewe too! =)

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