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Def Lappard

Jokes:

I would give my left arm to play in Def Leppard!
Submitted by: Grefve af Ă–ring
What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard? A turkey has two drumsticks.
Submitted by: The John
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Band Name Origins:

  • DEF LEPPARD - In November 1977, the first Def Leppard rehearsal takes place in Sheffield (UK). Lead singer Joe Elliott & the members renamed the band from Deaf Leopard (a name first coined by him at school in 1975) to Def Leppard. He wanted to use the odd spelling idea provided by the band Led Zeppelin's logo. Submitted by: Ronk
  • When the band was still in school, they used to practice in the basement of Joe Elliott's house. One day they decided on a name, and Joe told his mum. "The name of our band is The Leopards." His mum replied, "Well, you're going to be a bunch of deaf leopards if you keep playing that loudly." Submitted by: Geno

Stupid Band Names:

  • You should never use the word "def" in a band name. Some people might listen to your music and wish they were deaf. Submitted by: Travis

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Def CheetahCheetah is much faster.Travis
Extinkt LeppardLeopards are on the endangered species. And these band members are also dropping like flies.rocky

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Pour Some S*** On Me""Pour Some Sugar On Me"Tom
"Pour Some Molten Lava On Me""Pour Some Sugar On Me"WizzaWhack
"Dogs Bite""Love Bites"animal

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Love Bites,"Love has no teeth.Christy McDaniel
"Love Bites,"Love is an emotion. It has no teeth.ThatAwesomeGuy

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"You Left Me," The Maine"Bringin' On The Heartbreak," Def Leppard
"I'm Your Superman," All Sports Band"I Wanna Be Your Hero," Def Leppard
"What Goes Up," Alan Parsons Project"Rocket," Def Leppard
"Shake The Sugar Tree," Pam Tillis"Pour Some Sugar On Me," Def Leppard
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Love Bits" originally "Love Bites"
Regina Olsen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bald" originally "Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad"
Lightning Rod Blagojevich
"Frock Of Ages" originally "Rock Of Ages"
Naomi Swanson
"Let's Get Frocked" originally "Let's Get Rocked"
Fred
"Photography" originally "Photograph"
I bet no one's thought of this yet!
Serafina
"Glove Bites" originally "Love Bites"
Sounds like some sort of horror movie.
Nick

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Hysteric" originally "Hysteria"
Serafina
"Locket" originally "Rocket"
How'd this one get missed?
Alina
"Pocket" originally "Rocket"
Serafina
"Racket" originally "Rocket"
Serafina
"Socket" originally "Rocket"
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Photograph""Overdraft"Porfle Popnecker
"Bringing On the Heartbreak""You're Bringing In Those Updates"Richard Jones
"Bringin' on the Heartbreak/Switch 625""Bringin' on the Hungries/Lunch 625"okayokay
"Rock Of Ages""Rock Is Racist"Hu's On First
"Pour Some Sugar On Me""(I) Abhor the WBC"carly_carlz
"Foolin'""I'm Not a Nazi (Liberal Anthem)"Amanda
"Bringin' on the Heartbreak""Smellin' Like Fried Pancakes"The CrazyCam
"Love Bites""Bug Bites"DJ Blaze
"Pour Some Sugar on Me""Pour Some Syrup On It"Christopher Long
"Love Bites""Cerberus"Wolfie

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Pour Some Sugar On MeSugarTravis
PhotographCamerasTravis
Love BitesDiscovery Channel's Shark WeekEdward
Hello AmericaUS TourismTraf Gib
Make Love Like A ManViagraTraf Gib
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Pour Some Sugar On MeDentists OfficeJulia
RocketRoger Clemens's Answering MachineHarry
Rock Of AgesPyromaniacs Help CenterAninnymouse
Bringing On The HeartbreakDating servicenightrain express
Bringing On The HeartbreakHeart clinicnightrain express
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Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Courtney
   The Clarks
Love Bites
   Def Leppard
Courtney Love Bites
Alicia Sturdivant
Angel Love
   Samantha James
Love Bites
   Def Leppard
Angel Love Bites
Edward
Neverending Love
   Roxette
Love Bites
   Def Leppard
Neverending Love Bites
Edward
Black Or White
   Michael Jackson
White Lightning
   Def Leppard
Black Or White Lightning
=3
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

The Deftone Leppards
The Deftones combined with Def Leppard
Submitted By: nally
Purple Leppard
Deep Purple combined with Def Leppard
He got his hair dyed.
Submitted By: Travis
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Def Leppards
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead combined with Def Leppard
Submitted By: Dylan Baranski
Tone Def
Tone-Loc combined with Def Leppard
And you'd still lose your hearing.
Submitted By: KooKooDee

There are additional Def Leppard Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Love Bites"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you make gloves,
do you look in the mirror?
Original Lyrics:
When you make love,
do you look in the mirror?
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your touch on me down low, whoa oh
Original Lyrics:
I gotta feel it in my blood (Whoa oh!)
I need your touch, don't need your love (Whoa oh!)
"Pour Some Sugar on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
From my hand, to my feature!
Original Lyrics:
From my head, to my feet, yeah!
"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a fart needs flame
Original Lyrics:
Like a fire needs flame
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your touch on me down low, whoa oh
Original Lyrics:
I gotta feel it in my blood (Whoa oh!)
I need your touch, don't need your love (Whoa oh!)

Story about this misheard lyric by: dave

never knew the actual lyrics

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Rock Of Ages"
Better Lyrics:
What do you want? What do you want?
I want Rocky Road, yes I do
Long live Rocky Road
Original Lyrics:
Want do you want? What do you want?
I want rock 'n' roll, yes I do
Long live rock 'n'roll
Submitted by: Sandi The Glamm Slamm Goddezz Of Noize

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Love Bites"
The Funny Lyrics:
When you make love,
do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of?
Does he look like me?
Why They're Funny:
Jeez, joe! "who do you think of? does he look like me?"
Submitted by: The Mother Of Three Ferrets
"Let's Get Rocked"
The Funny Lyrics:
All I wanna do is take a ride into the blue
Everytime I wanna rock I'm stuck inside my room
Heaven knows I'm sick and tired of dancing with this broom
Why They're Funny:
I just get this really funny mental picture of a 15-year-old, pre-Def Leppard version of Joe Elliott, banished to his bedroom for doing who-knows-what, doing something very similar to that one scene in 'Risky Business' when Tom Cruise sings 'Old Time Rock 'n' Roll'. Cracks me up every time!
Submitted by: Cassie Nielsen
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"No No No"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
At the end of the song: No No No NoNo
No No NoNo, etc...
Why They're Repetitive:
If you have the original lp or Cassette, the music is over and the word 'no!' is screamed approximately 50 times. On the cd version... the no's have been shortened by about half.
Submitted by: Herbie J Hatje
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Rock Of Ages"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Gunter, glieben, glauchen, globen.
Why They're Nonsensical:
It doesn't mean anything! At first I thought it might be something in a foreign language, such as German, but all sources tell me it is completely meaningless; no language whatsoever.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Love Bites"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
When you make love, do you look in the mirror? Who do you think of, does he look like me? Do you tell lies and say that it's forever? Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see?
Why They're Inappropriate:
Ewwww dude... that's just plain sick!
Submitted by: Misa Owns U
"Two Steps Behind"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
(Whatever you do) I'll be two steps behind you (Wherever you go) and I'll be there to remind you that it only takes a minute of your precious time to turn around and I'll be two steps behind.
Why They're Inappropriate:
I know it's supposed to show support and everything but geez, it really sounds like a stalker to me. I'd be scared to death if someone dedicated this thing to me..
Submitted by: Misa Owns U

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Hysteria"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Oh, I believe I'm in you, yeah
Open wide, that's right
Dream me off my feet
Why They're Dirty:
Kind of obvious ;) He's a man singing to a woman hence the "i believe im in you/ open wide ....... etc.
Submitted by: Gypsy
"Hysteria"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Out of me, into you yeah
Why They're Dirty:
Just what goes from him into her and just how is it done? You don't need to be an Einstein to figure this out!
Submitted by: Pyromaniac
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Action! Not Words"
The Song Lyrics:
Come on and shock me!
Song They Mention:
"Shock Me" by Kiss. Incidentally, Kiss made their song about 6 years before Def Leppard released the Pyromania album.
Submitted by: Pyromaniac
"Rocket"
The Song Lyrics:
Jack Flash, Rocket Man, Sergeant Pepper and the band
Ziggy, Benny and the Jets, take a rocket
We just gotta fly
I can take you thru the center of the dark
We're gonna fly
On a collision course to crash into my heart
I will be your, I will be your, I'll be your
Rocket yeah satellite of love...

Jet Black, Johnny B ,Gene Jeanie, Killer Queen
Dizzy Lizzy Major Tom so c'mon
We just gotta fly...
Song They Mention:
Jumpin' Jack Flash (The Rolling Stones), Rocket Man (Elton John), Sgt. Pepper (The Beatles), Benny and the Jets (Elton John again), Satellite of Love (Lou Reed), Johnny B. Goode (Chuck Berry), Gene Jeanie (David Bowie), Killer Queen (Queen), Dizzy Miss Lizzy (The Beatles again), Space Oddity (David Bowie again)
Submitted by: Rock Princess

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Photograph"
Opening Lines:
Huh! I'm outta luck, outta love. Got a photograph, picture of. Passion killer, you're too much. You're the only one I wanna touch.
Comments:
This was the first single off the "Pyromania" album.
Submitted by: Sue Happy
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Rock of ages "
The Made Up Words:
Gunter glieben glauten globen
Comments:
To me it sounds like "Unsern Lieben Rock 'n' Rollen" which translates to "We love rock 'n' roll(en)"
Submitted by: Denise
"Rock of Ages"
The Made Up Words:
Gunter glieben glauten globen
Comments:
Once again a cut and paste from their official discography. But they do claim it isn't meant to necessarily mean anything. I thought it was kind of like the german conjugation for the verb "to believe"
Submitted by: John Mifflin
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Make Love (Like A Man)"
The Boasting Lyrics:
Make love
Like a man
I'm a man
That's what I am
Comments:
Bragging about our sexual prowess, ain't we?
Submitted by: Ding Dong Phooey
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Billy's Got a Gun"
The Lyrics:
Billy's got a gun, he's gonna shoot you down
He's got an evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise
There's danger in the air
Why:
It's about a gun wielding psychopath. That's pretty much all that needs to be said.
Submitted by: carly_carlz
 

Song Title Space Change:

"An I'm Al" originally "Animal "
No, I don't think anyone in that band is Al.
Submitted by: Peter
"Let's Get Rock Ed" originally "Let's Get Rocked"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Arm Aged, Do Nit" originally "Armageddon It"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Arm Aged, Don It" originally "Armageddon It"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fool In" originally "Foolin' "
Songs about what feel about their boss?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Flapped Red Submitted by: Harry

Song Title Anagrams:

"Age Of Corks" originally "Rock Of Ages"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Keg Of Oscar" originally "Rock Of Ages"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Cakes Or Fog" originally "Rock Of Ages"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Forge A Sock" originally "Rock Of Ages"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Cask Of Goer" originally "Rock Of Ages"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Move with Me Slowly" Length: 6:19
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Pearl of Euphoria" Length: 6:21
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"White Lightning" Length: 7:03
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Love Bites" Length: 5:46
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Women" Length: 5:41
Submitted by: weirdkid106

There are additional Super Long Pop Songs available.

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Dear Friends" Length: 1:28
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Don't Believe a Word" Length: 2:19
a track from their album Yeah!
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Hanging on the Telephone" Length: 2:23
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"Gravity" Length: 2:33
Submitted by: weirdkid106
"It Could Be You" Length: 2:33
Submitted by: weirdkid106

Song Title Acrostics:

Both: "Bringin' On The Heartbreak"
Well, the song involves two people.
Submitted by: Scandia

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Gilly's Got A Bun" originally "Billy's Got A Gun"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Pour Mum Sugar On Sea" originally "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"More! Some Sugar On Pee!" originally "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
C'mon, Bake a toddle
Submitted by: Benski Korhonen
"Soar Mum Sugar On Pee" originally "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Nice spoonerism even if obscure in meaning
Submitted by: Kelly Blythe

Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:

"Billy's Got A Gun"
The Lyrics:
Bang bang
Why:
The song is about a serial killer and the "bang bang" comes near the end, just before the synthesizer and drum machine outro kicks in.
Submitted by: Pyromaniac
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Left Deppard originally "Def Leppard"
Submitted by: Rocky

Hidden Messages:

"Love bites"
At the end of Love Bites, the 'voice' does not say "Jesus of Nazereth, go to Hell". From a documentary, they say Mutt Lang, an American, was always making fun of their British accent. So at the end where it sounds like someone is saying Hell, its mutt lang saying "Bloody Hell" in a thick english accent.
Submitted by: Chad the Right
"Love Bites/Hysteria"
At the very end of the song the same voice that says "If you've got love in your sites, watch out, love bites" also says "Jesus of Nazareth, go to Hell."
Submitted by: Kelly
"Love Bites/Hysteria"
At the very end of the song the same voice that says "If you've got love in your sites, watch out, love bites" also says "Jesus of Nazareth, go to Hell."
Submitted by: Kelly

Backwards Messages:

"Rock Of Ages"
In the guitar solo of the song, one can faintly hear incoherent mumbling. After some investigation, I learned that they were the words "Brezhnev's got Herpes" and "F*** the Russians!". Makes sense considering the time period.
Submitted by: carly_carlz
"Rocket"
The reversible lyrics, "we're fighting for the gods of war"; the "Gods of War" chorus part was used reversibly throughout the instrumental break of the song, and the very beginning.
Submitted by: Mickey D.

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"War Coverage"
At the outro of "Gods Of War" ,a song which is about nuclear war, there is TV / radio broadcast coverage featuring sound bites from Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher and bomb and missile attacks from the 1986 U.S. war with Libya the year before.
Submitted by: Roc Bird
"Cheesiest. Video. Ever. (Rock of Ages)"
In one part, Joe (I think) his holding a sword, puts it down, and it turns into a guitar.
Submitted by: JeReMy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Zoos or Wildlife Parks
Submitted by: rocky

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
The Lyrics:
Pour some sugar on me.
Why:
Whenever I go to a function frequented by new (w)age people, they always complain if there's sugar in the refreshments!
Submitted by: pickle
 

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