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Q: Did you hear about Def Leppard?
A: They had a Quiet Riot!
A: They had a Quiet Riot!
Submitted by: Chappell
Q: What has 7 arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard!
A: Def Leppard!
Submitted by: Geoffey
What did the Deaf Lepper say to Def Leppard?
You sound way better in braille.
You sound way better in braille.
Submitted by: bvllets
What has '9' arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
There are 5 members of the band not 4 - the joke only works if you know how to count
Def Leppard.
There are 5 members of the band not 4 - the joke only works if you know how to count
Submitted by: Charles
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