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I would give my left arm to play in Def Leppard!
Q: Did you hear about Def Leppard?
A: They had a Quiet Riot!
Q: What has 7 arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard!
Q: What is Mother Theresa's Favorite Rock Band? A: Deaf Leper
Q: Why should you never ever hire Def Leppard to perform for family events? A: Because they will be BRINGIN ON THE HEARTBREAK
What did the Deaf Lepper say to Def Leppard?
You sound way better in braille.
What has '9' arms and sucks?
There are 5 members of the band not 4 - the joke only works if you know how to count
What's the difference between a turkey and Def Leppard? A turkey has two drumsticks.
You know the funniest thing about people who make fun of Def Leppard's drummer? He could probably beat them all in a fair fight.
You know what's so funny about people who make fun of Def Leppard's drummer ? - They can't even play the drums, despite having twice as many arms as him !
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