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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 394 entries in this section.

Big & Rich should endorse "Royal Bank of Scotland"
Because their boss is considerably richer than me!
Pickle
A1 should endorse "A1 Steak Sauce"
It's name and theirs are the same!
Marcia Gay Soften
Show Of Hands should endorse "Rush tribute band concerts"
Their name's the same as one of Rush's live albums
pickle
Men Without Hats should endorse "Haidressers"
If you've got nice hair, you don't need a hat
Jakko Wakko
Fergie should endorse "Manchester United Football Club"
She's the manager, ain't she?
Jakko Wakko
Twisted Sister should endorse "Government program against incest"
Do I really need to explain?
Jakko Wakko
Big & Rich should endorse "Lincoln Financial Group"
Lincoln was a big man, and now he's rich.
Country
Fergie should endorse "Depends"
In at least one concert, she could've used them.
Alanis More Upset
The Crystals should endorse "Swarovski"
Swarovski is a popular crystal dealer
Brendan Richards
Buzzoven should endorse "Ovens"
Travis
Placebo should endorse "Medication"
Makes enough sense.
missmikey612
Willa Ford should endorse "Ford automobiles"
Well, her name is Ford. 'Nuff said?
Consuela Sanchez
The Moldy Peaches should endorse "Glad Plastic Wrap"
If you dont use Glad your band turns out like 'em
JC Foster
Sloppy Seconds should endorse "Sloppy Joes"
We'd all get sloppy seconds.
Rocky
Mercy Mercedes should endorse "Mercedes"
Travis
KIA Kevin Says Stage should endorse "KIA's as in the car."
Travis
Green Means Go should endorse "Traffic Lights"
Red means stop
Travis
Dance Gavin Dance should endorse "Dance Lessons"
Travis
Black Box should endorse "Black paint"
To paint the box black
Travis
Black Box should endorse "Boxes"
Travis

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