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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Kasabian should endorse "Steak Knives"

"what the hell??!!... (think hard)

princejellyfish

Keith Sweat should endorse "Air Conditioners"

When you sweat, you need air conditioning.

Soul

Kellie Pickler should endorse "Pickles"

A pickler would pickle cucumbers to make pickles?

Regina Haniger

The Killers should endorse "Pianos"

Jerry Lee Lewis was "The Killer" and played piano.

rocky

Kim Carnes should endorse "Skin Cream"

Because it's an anagram of her name.

That No-one Candy Nye

KISS should endorse "Hershey's Kisses"

Gene Simmons would spit out chocolate.

Rocky

Kraftwerk should endorse "Cuyahoga Nuclear Power Plant"

located somewhere in Cleveland, OH

Mickey D.

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