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Album cover parody of Love Gun by Kiss
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Kiss (Sung by Peter Criss), KISS

Quotes:

"The photographer for the album cover shoot thought KISS were literally clowns and wanted to put balloons behind the band" - from Wikipedia regarding the first album cover design
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
"You could have put a naked picture of my wife on the cover of "Unmasked" and it still wouldn't have sold any better than it did." - Peter Criss of Kiss, referring to the legendary flop record, "Unmasked"
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
There are additional Kiss music quotes available.

Jokes:

What do you call a person wearing kiss makeup? a person wearing kiss makeup
Submitted by: kef
What's black, white and red? A Communist Kiss cover band!
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
There are additional Kiss music jokes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • Acording to people in the South, it was "Knights In Satan's Service". They said that to get people away from the evils of rock 'n' roll. But Paul Stanley said it stood for "Keep It Simple, Stupid". And in there music they do keep it simple. So I'll believe Paul on this one. Submitted by: Peanuts
  • KISS is an acronym for: Knights in Satan's Service. So I guess the fans who call themselves members of the "KISS Army" are Knights as well. Submitted by: domo

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Knights In Satan's Service. Submitted by: Jack Mahogoff

Known informally as: The Hottest Band In The World. Submitted by: Hardrock

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park"This movie was horrible. - G

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Calling Dr Love"Lyrics contain: "and the first step is a kiss" - GlamRockNinjaLord
"Love Theme From Kiss"Instrumental, featured on the band's debut album (self-titled). - GlamRockNinjaLord
"Kissin' Time"Though this song was a cover, I think it still counts... - GlamRockNinjaLord

Better Off Solo?:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Peter Criss""His solo stuff sounds like the Grateful Dead. I enjoy it and though I wouldn't say it's better than KISS, I would say Peter seems a lot happier!" - GlamRockNinjaLord
"Ace Frehley""The only Kiss member to have a hit single from his solo album("New York Groove"). All four members had a solo album released simultaneously in 1978. (He also formed Frehley's Comets in 1982 after he left KISS.)" - rocky

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Oath"The only Kiss song I'm aware of with lyrics that don't contain the title: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kiss/theoath.html - Greg

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
MissStands for Misers In Sellout Status.GlamRockNinjaLord
Keep It Simple StupidReal acronym, but it doesn't pertain to the band.Robert D. Arndt Jr.
BlissBig-time losers in sell-out statusRobert D. Arndt Jr.
PissThis is what they want fans to do with their money in regards to all their lame merchandise.picadilly

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Texting Dr. Love""Calling Dr. Love"Rocky
"Tweeting Dr. Love""Calling Dr. Love"Kiss Fanatick
"Twittering Dr. Love""Calling Dr. Love"Kiss Fanatick
"I Was Paid For Loving You""I Was Made For Loving You"Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"Detroit Roaches City""Detroit Rock City"Worawat

There are additional Kiss new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Let's Put The X In Sex,""THE X" is already there; One could add a second XHeather Brockwell
"God Of Thunder,"A god of thunder doesn't exist.Opie M.
"A World Without Heroes,"There are plenty of heroes.Yvette Bristle
"Christine Sixteen,""Sixteen" is no one's real surname.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Flaming Youth,"I doubt all young people are on fire!GlamRockNinjaLord

There are additional Kiss literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Make Some Noise," Beastie Boys"Shout It Out Loud," Kiss
"I Got A Problem," Jesse Anderson"Shout It Out Loud," Kiss
"I Have A Dream," Abba"Shout It Out Loud," Kiss
"Did You Steal My Money?," The Who"I Stole Your Love," Kiss
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Heaven's On Fir" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's On Ire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Shut It Out Loud" originally "Shout It Out Loud"
Carolyn Morgenstern
"Kissin' Tim" originally "Kissin' Time"
Candy Welty
"Kissin' Tie" originally "Kissin' Time"
Candy Welty

There are additional Kiss song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Let's Punt The X In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
No X (in any word) would make a good football!
Amber Penn
"Let's Putt The X In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
No X (in any word) would make a good golf ball!
Amber Penn
"Let's Pout The X In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
Pout that sex ought to be just "se"?
Amber Penn
"Let's Put The Xu In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
Xu = a Vietnamese monetary unit
Amber Penn
"Let's Put The Xi In Sex" originally "Let's Put The X In Sex"
How would one put a Greek letter in sex?
Amber Penn

There are additional Kiss song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Heaven's On File" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's On Tire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaver's On Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's In Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty
"Heaven's On Sire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Candy Welty

There are additional Kiss song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"God Gave Rock 'N' Roll to You II""God Gave Rocky Road to You II"Dylan Baranski
"Detroit Rock City""Build My Brick City"Luis Matias
"Rock N Roll All Nite""Rock On The Outside (Tribute To The Thing)"Matthias
"Rock and Roll All Nite""Common Cold, It Bites"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Beth""Meth"Fack Sabbath
"I Was Made for Loving You""We Defined the Rock Star Look"Below Average Dave
"Love Gun""Long Run"Blaydeman
"God Of Thunder""God of Chowder"Agrimorfee
"Rock Bottom""Rock Bottom"Rex Ungericht
"Beth""Seth"Porfle Popnecker

There are additional Kiss song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I'll Fight Hell to Hold YouDaria's Inferno Videogame (PC)Brandon Reina
I'll Fight Hell To Hold YouDante's Inferno VideogameVic George
Calling Dr. LovePhonesTravis
Detroit Rock City'Drink, Don't Drive' PSAWorawat
I Was Made For Lovin' YouTy Beanie BabiesAngel
There are additional Kiss commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Crazy NightsNight time shifts at a mental institutionIndra.v
Shout It Out LoudTourette's Anonymous Masta_Fry_Wad
Cold GinLiquor Storeace_frehleyNWK
(I Wanna) Rock N Roll All NightSex Addiction HelplineMatt
Young and WastedSADDHarryMay
There are additional Kiss on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
A World Without Love
   Peter & Gordon
A World Without Heroes
   Kiss
A World Without Love Heroes
Misty Downham
I Hate Myself For Loving You
   Joan Jett And The Blackhearts
I Was Made For Loving You
   Kiss
I Was Made To Hate Myself For Loving You
GlamRockNinjaLord
We Are
   Vertical Horizon
Hotter Than Hell
   Kiss
We Are Hotter Than Hell
GlamRockNinjaLord
Thor (The Powerhead)
   Manowar
God Of Thunder
   Kiss
Thor, God Of Thunder
GlamRockNinjaLord
There are additional Kiss duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Wet Wet Wet Kiss
Wet Wet Wet combined with Kiss
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Poison Kiss
Poison combined with Kiss
More like the kiss of death.
Submitted By: Red Ant
Kiss The Zombies
Kiss combined with The Zombies
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Kiss The Smoke Ring
Kiss combined with The Smoke Ring
Submitted By: Candy Welty

There are additional Kiss Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Detroit Rock City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving fast down 95 hit top speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow ...
Original Lyrics:
Movin' fast, doin' 95 hit top speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow.
"Move On"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was just a baby
Mama slapped me on the knee
Original Lyrics:
When I was just a baby
Mama sat me on her knee
"100,000 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just forgot to, ooh yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm just about to, ooh yeah
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
closing time again
Original Lyrics:
Cold gin time again
There are additional Kiss misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
closing time again
Original Lyrics:
Cold gin time again

Story about this misheard lyric by: Josh

My wife uses coldgin as screen name because its her favorite KISS song.. I asked her what KISS song it was and when she played it, I knew the song but thought it was "closing time again."

There are additional Kiss misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Crazy Crazy Nights"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy guy
And I'm writing crackfic all day and all night
Original Lyrics:
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"God Gave Rock and Roll to You II"
Better Lyrics:
God gave gay mating to you, gave gay mating to you
Gave gay mating to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave gay mating to you, gave gay mating to you
Put it in the genes of everyone
Original Lyrics:
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"God Gave Rock and Roll to You II"
Better Lyrics:
God gave slash fanfic to you, gave
slash fanfic to you
Gave slash fanfic to everyone (Oh, yeah)
God gave slash fanfic to you, gave slash fanfic to you
Put it in the browsers of everyone
Original Lyrics:
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone (Oh, yeah)
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone
Submitted by: Sheogorath

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"C'mon And Love Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
She's a dancer, a romancer I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
Why They're Funny:
Well, they say it all about Kiss
Submitted by: Calibrator
"Take Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Put your hand in pocket, grap on to my rocket.
Why They're Funny:
No comments! Hehehe....
Submitted by: Kiss Girl

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Rock And Roll All Night"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night
and party every day
Why They're Repetitive:
Think of how many times they've had to sing this line over and over again. Even when they've had hangovers.
Submitted by: Stlopez
"Hide Your Heart"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Na na na na,
hey hey hey,
doo doo doo doo doo do do do doo
Why They're Repetitive:
Good song, but waaaay to many na na's and doo doo's
Submitted by: MacIver

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Partners In Crime"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You're sweeter than a beauty queen
Darker than a limousine
Leafy girls will make you feel right
Why They're Nonsensical:
What the heck is a leafy girl?
Submitted by: Chani
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"C'mon And Love Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Im a man, ain't no baby, your lookin every inch a lady
your good lookin and your lookin like you should be good
Why They're Misrhymed:
The only line of the song that dosen't rhyme
Submitted by: Cody
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Anyway You Slice It"
The Dirty Lyrics:
why settle for second when you can have the best, let me be your king bee, i want your hornets nest
Why They're Dirty:
do i have to say
Submitted by: lenny moses
"Gimme More"
The Dirty Lyrics:
like a dog to a bone, i can make you sweat, i can make you moan, love so sweet, so insane, so come on and lick my candy cane.
Why They're Dirty:
lick my candy cane
Submitted by: lenny moses
There are additional Kiss dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Hooligan "
The Lyrics:
I got a 35' Chevy on a '55 frame
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet trucks
Submitted by: Dom
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"She"
Opening Lines:
She walks by moonlight, no one really knows.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"Hotter Than Hell"
Opening Lines:
She looked good, she looked hotter than hell, all dressed in satins and lace.
Comments:
Besides the "come on", this is what this song opens with.
Submitted by: Vic George
There are additional Kiss spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Kiss In Time" originally "Kissin' Time"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Son Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Peter

Band Name Anagrams:

Skis Submitted by: Travis
Sisk Submitted by: Rock Maninoff

Song Title Anagrams:

"Heaven's No Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"One's Heaven Fir" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Reins Of Heaven" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Tote Iris" originally "Rise To It"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Site Riot" originally "Rise To It"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Kiss Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Kissin' Time"
The Lyrics:
Come on Charlotte
Wake up San Diego, Milwaukee, Miami
Put your two lips together and kiss
We're kissin' in Cleveland, and Cincinnatti too
Way out in Chicago, I'll tell you what to do
They party all over, even in St. Lou
So baby get ready and I'll be kissin' you
[later...]
We're kissin' in Dallas
And Philly's goin' wild
So let's Kiss Atlanta, ho
You know we'll make it smile
We love the women
Way down in Tennessee
So baby come on now and start a-kissin' me [later...]
Kiss all of Seattle, LA to Baltimore
You know we been kissin' in 'Frisco, so lets kiss some more
Let's do it in Detroit, they all know the score
So baby, oh baby, what are we waitin' for
Why:
Charlotte, NC; San Diego, CA; Milwaukee, WI; Miami, FL; Cleveland, OH; Cincinnati, OH; Chicago, IL; St. Lou (short for St. Louis, MO); Dallas, TX; Philadelphia, PA; Atlanta, GA; Tennessee is the state; Seattle, WA; L.A. (short for Los Angeles, CA); 'Frisco (short for San Francisco, CA); Detroit, MI
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Detroit Rock City"
The Lyrics:
Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybodys gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in detroit rock city
Why:
Because Detroit, MI is named.
Submitted by: Carolyn

Songs That Are Banned:

"Detroit Rock City (Album Version)"
The original version off "Destroyer" features about a minute, minute and a half of a car starting and a bunch of other stuff before the song actually starts. None of that is ever played on the radio. The radio version is probably from best of/remix album "Double Platinum", as that version cuts straight into the song.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Rock And Roll Party" Length: 1:25
Bonus track off the album "Destroyer". Really strange.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Sick originally "Kiss"
Surprised no one thought of this yet.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Hidden Tracks:

"Rock And Roll Party"
It is an untitled track at the end of the album Destroyer, right after "Do You Love Me". It's about 1 minute, 30 seconds long, and consists of sound effects and a choir repeating the chorus of "Great Expectations", which is another song on the same album, along with one of the KISS members repeating "We're gonna have ourselves a rock and roll party" throughout the entire track. The vocals are inaudible in the beginning, but become clearer as the track progresses.
Submitted by: Timothy

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Wearing white and black face paint."
Speaks for itself. In fact, it was a matter of notoriety that they finally performed "unmasked".
Submitted by: Tim Kramar
"Make Up"
Kiss in the 70s were well known for their full-face makeup.
Submitted by: ChuckyG

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Lipstick
So the girls can kiss me and leave marks.
Submitted by: Travis
Hershey's Kisses
Gene Simmons would spit out chocolate.
Submitted by: Rocky

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Detroit Rock City"
1999 film w/ Giuseppe Andrews and James DeBello
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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