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Album cover parody of Crazy Nights by Kiss
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Kiss (Sung by Peter Criss), KISS

Music Quotes:

We don't know whether or not it's the Farewell Tour or the Jews in Space Tour, which I prefer as a title.
- Gene Simmons - on Kiss' next tour.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Acording to people in the South, it was "Knights In Satan's Service". They said that to get people away from the evils of rock 'n' roll. But Paul Stanley said it stood for "Keep It Simple, Stupid". And in there music they do keep it simple. So I'll believe Paul on this one. Submitted by: Peanuts
  • KISS is an acronym for: Knights in Satan's Service. So I guess the fans who call themselves members of the "KISS Army" are Knights as well. Submitted by: domo

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
SnogMuch more fun.Kipper
PissThis is what they want fans to do with their money in regards to all their lame merchandise.picadilly

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Detroit Roaches City""Detroit Rock City"Worawat
"Wack And Bowl All Nite""Rock And Roll All Nite"Sam
"Clod Of Blunder""God Of Thunder"rocky
"Douche""Deuce"rockhard
"liquored up""lick it up"jon

There are additional Kiss new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Heaven's On Fire,"Heaven can't catch fire.HuMaNoX
"Hotter Than Hell,"Nothing's hotter than Hell.HuMaNoX

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?""No No No," KISSSomething bad is gonna happen.. - Kevin Hamula
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?""No No No," KISSI never liked sex with you anyway! - Jeffrey Hope
"Is This Love?""No No No," KISSWhat can I say? Ouch! - Diddims
"Do You Love Me?""No No No," KissThis band answered their own question... - aerokissfloyd
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Shot It Out Loud" originally "Shout It Out Loud"
Amy Vodkahaus
"Stutter" originally "Strutter"
n-now i-isn't t-that clever?
Jonaphantom (me again)
"I Was Mad For Lovin' You" originally "I Was Made For Lovin' You"
JoeKing

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Hard Cluck Woman" originally "Hard Luck Woman"
Bill
"I Was Made For Glovin' You" originally "I Was Made For Lovin' You"
Peter

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Snout It Out Loud" originally "Shout It Out Loud"
Miss Piggy's version of the Kiss tune?
Funnyman
"Love Sun" originally "Love Gun"
Except for when I get sunburn.
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Love Pun" originally "Love Gun"
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Love Gum" originally "Love Gun"
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Love Gut" originally "Love Gun"
Rafeal De La Ghetto

There are additional Kiss song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Love Gun""Gun Love"M roosevelt
"Detroit Rock City""Detroit Roaches City"Worawat
"Rock And Roll All Night""I'm Doing LSD At Night And Speed Most Every Day"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Rock And Roll All Nite""I Play Guitar Hero All Nite, And Halo Every Day!"Arwen
"Detroit Rock City""Baghdad Bomb City"Worawat
"Heaven's On Fire""Motorcycle Unibrow"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Beth""Death"George 2
"Rock and Roll all Night""Drink and Smoke all Night"The Kurgan
"Rock And Roll All Night""I'm Too Old To Rock And Roll"neocon9
"Lick It Up""Ethanol (the Greener Song Effort)"Malcolm Higgins

There are additional Kiss song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Detroit Rock City'Drink, Don't Drive' PSAWorawat
I Was Made For Lovin' YouTy Beanie BabiesAngel
God Gave Rock And Roll To YouChristian Rock ChannelIndra.v
ISelf-Esteem CoursesVic George
Take It OffStrip ClubKiss Girl
There are additional Kiss commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Crazy NightsNight time shifts at a mental institutionIndra.v
Shout It Out LoudTourette's Anonymous Masta_Fry_Wad
Cold GinLiquor Storeace_frehleyNWK
(I Wanna) Rock N Roll All NightSex Addiction HelplineMatt
Young and WastedSADDHarryMay
There are additional Kiss on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun
   Julie Brown
Love Gun
   KISS
The Homecoming Queen's Got A Love Gun
probably from Greenwich Village
funny
I'll Just Stay Here & Drink
   Merle Haggard
Cold Gin
   Kiss
I'll Just Stay Here & Drink Cold Gin
...until I'm drunk as a barrel full of monkeys!
Jen
Live Wire
   Motley Crue
Shock Me
   Kiss
Live Wire Shock Me
Me be more careful next time.
D. H. Nuts
(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At All
   The 5th Dimension
Lick It Up
   Kiss
(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Lick It Up At All
Douglas Henry Nutz
There are additional Kiss duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Poison Kiss
Poison combined with KISS
More like the kiss of death.
Submitted By: Red Ant
Kiss The Queen
Kiss combined with Queen
Submitted By: brainstem
KISSing Heidi
KISS combined with Killing Heidi
Now wouldn't that be so much nicer?
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Kiss The Kittie
Kiss combined with Kittie
Submitted By: Billy Boyd

There are additional Kiss Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Rock 'N' Roll All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And part of every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day.
"Spit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a whole lotta love.
Original Lyrics:
I need a whole lotta woman.
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til my father was sold.
Original Lyrics:
To my father, a son
"Hotter Than Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she's gonna leave you, well, duh.
Original Lyrics:
You know she's gonna leave you well done.
There are additional Kiss misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Rock 'N' Roll All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And part of every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kate

I always wondered what he was going to do the other part of the day!

There are additional Kiss misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"War Machine"
Better Lyrics:
Better watch out...
Cause I'm a whore machine!
Original Lyrics:
Better watch out...
Cause I'm a war machine!
Submitted by: Jason

Funny Lyrics:

"C'mon And Love Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
She's a dancer, a romancer I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
Why They're Funny:
Well, they say it all about Kiss
Submitted by: Calibrator
"Take Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Put your hand in pocket, grap on to my rocket.
Why They're Funny:
No comments! Hehehe....
Submitted by: Kiss Girl

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Rock And Roll All Night"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night
and party every day
Why They're Repetitive:
Think of how many times they've had to sing this line over and over again. Even when they've had hangovers.
Submitted by: Stlopez
"Hide Your Heart"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Na na na na,
hey hey hey,
doo doo doo doo doo do do do doo
Why They're Repetitive:
Good song, but waaaay to many na na's and doo doo's
Submitted by: MacIver

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Partners In Crime"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You're sweeter than a beauty queen
Darker than a limousine
Leafy girls will make you feel right
Why They're Nonsensical:
What the heck is a leafy girl?
Submitted by: Chani
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"C'mon And Love Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Im a man, ain't no baby, your lookin every inch a lady
your good lookin and your lookin like you should be good
Why They're Misrhymed:
The only line of the song that dosen't rhyme
Submitted by: Cody
 

Dirty Lyrics:

"Burn Bitch Burn"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Gonna put my log in your fireplace
Why They're Dirty:
Use your imagination
Submitted by: Evan
"Love Gun"
The Dirty Lyrics:
'No place for hiding baby, no place to run,
you pulled the trigger of my Love Gun
Why They're Dirty:
Is pretty obvious that Love Gun stands for the male sexual organ....
Submitted by: Mats
There are additional Kiss dirty lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"She"
Opening Lines:
She walks by moonlight, no one really knows.
Comments:
Submitted by: Vic George
"Hotter Than Hell"
Opening Lines:
She looked good, she looked hotter than hell, all dressed in satins and lace.
Comments:
Besides the "come on", this is what this song opens with.
Submitted by: Vic George
There are additional Kiss spelling lyrics available.

Hidden Tracks:

"Rock And Roll Party"
It is an untitled track at the end of the album Destroyer, right after "Do You Love Me". It's about 1 minute, 30 seconds long, and consists of sound effects and a choir repeating the chorus of "Great Expectations", which is another song on the same album, along with one of the KISS members repeating "We're gonna have ourselves a rock and roll party" throughout the entire track. The vocals are inaudible in the beginning, but become clearer as the track progresses.
Submitted by: Timothy

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Make Up"
Kiss in the 70s were well known for their full-face makeup.
Submitted by: ChuckyG

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Hershey's Kisses
Gene Simmons would spit out chocolate.
Submitted by: Rocky

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Detroit Rock City"
1999 film w/ Giuseppe Andrews and James DeBello
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
 
 
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