Fun Music Information -> KISS
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Kiss (Sung by Peter Criss), KISSQuotes:
We don't know whether or not it's the Farewell Tour or the Jews in Space Tour, which I prefer as a title. - Gene Simmons - on Kiss' next tour. Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
What does Kiss have in common with Metamucil? They're more concerned with moving product than entertaining. Submitted by: Gary L. Phelps II
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Band Name Origins:
- Acording to people in the South, it was "Knights In Satan's Service". They said that to get people away from the evils of rock 'n' roll. But Paul Stanley said it stood for "Keep It Simple, Stupid". And in there music they do keep it simple. So I'll believe Paul on this one. Submitted by: Peanuts
- KISS is an acronym for: Knights in Satan's Service. So I guess the fans who call themselves members of the "KISS Army" are Knights as well. Submitted by: domo
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Knights In Satan's Service. Submitted by: Jack Mahogoff
Known informally as: The Hottest Band In The World. Submitted by: Hardrock
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Ace Frehley" | "The only KISS member to have a hit single from his solo album("New York Groove"). All four members had a solo album released simultaneously in 1978. (He also formed Frehley's Comets in 1982 after he left KISS.)" | - rocky |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Keep It Simple Stupid | Real acronym, but it doesn't pertain to the band. | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Bliss | Big-time losers in sell-out status | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Snog | Much more fun. | Kipper |
| Piss | This is what they want fans to do with their money in regards to all their lame merchandise. | picadilly |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Texting Dr. Love" | "Calling Dr. Love" | Rocky |
| "Tweeting Dr. Love" | "Calling Dr. Love" | Kiss Fanatick |
| "Twittering Dr. Love" | "Calling Dr. Love" | Kiss Fanatick |
| "I Was Paid For Loving You" | "I Was Made For Loving You" | Stan E. Cox-Hyde |
| "Detroit Roaches City" | "Detroit Rock City" | Worawat |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "X-Ray Eyes," | X-ray eyes exist only in fiction. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Heaven's On Fire," | Heaven can't catch fire. It'd be hell otherwise! | rocky |
| "Hotter Than Hell," | Nothing's hotter than Hell. | rocky |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Shandi," Kiss | |
| "Can't Stop Rockin'," ZZ Top | "Rock And Roll All Nite," Kiss | |
| "Did You Steal My Money," The Who | "I Stole Your Love," Kiss | |
| "Odds," Mute Math | "A Million To One," Kiss | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Burn Itch Burn" originally "Burn Bitch Burn"
Pass the ointment.....
LoveItLoud
"X-Ray Yes" originally "X-Ray Eyes"
Yvette Bristle
"Bet" originally "Beth"
Serafina
"Shot It Out Loud" originally "Shout It Out Loud"
Amy Vodkahaus
"Stutter" originally "Strutter"
n-now i-isn't t-that clever?
Jonaphantom (me again)
There are additional KISS song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I Stole Your Glove" originally "I Stole Your Love"
Sutch
"It Stole Your Love" originally "I Stole Your Love"
Sutch
"Hard Lucky Woman" originally "Hard Luck Woman"
Serafina
"Hotter Than Hello" originally "Hotter Than Hell"
And how hot IS Hello?
Daphne Hughes
"Glove Gun" originally "Love Gun"
Can be concealed in a glove?
Daphne Hughes
There are additional KISS song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"I Stole Sour Love" originally "I Stole Your Love"
Sutch
"I Stole Dour Love" originally "I Stole Your Love"
Sutch
"I Stole Your Lobe" originally "I Stole Your Love"
Sutch
"Both" originally "Beth"
Serafina
"Teats Are Falling" originally "Tears Are Falling"
Again, happens with age?
Peter
There are additional KISS song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Was Made for Loving You" | "We Defined the Rock Star Look" | Below Average Dave |
| "Love Gun" | "Long Run" | Blaydeman |
| "God Of Thunder" | "God of Chowder" | Agrimorfee |
| "Rock Bottom" | "Rock Bottom" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Beth" | "Seth" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "God Of Thunder" | "Thor, God Of Thunder" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Detroit Rock City" | "Divorced Once Married" | Matthias |
| "Lick It Up" | "Sick It Up" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Unholy" | "Spicoli" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Heaven's On Fire" | "Kevin's On Fire" | Porfle Popnecker |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'll Fight Hell To Hold You | Dante's Inferno Videogame | Vic George |
| Calling Dr. Love | Phones | Travis |
| Detroit Rock City | 'Drink, Don't Drive' PSA | Worawat |
| I Was Made For Lovin' You | Ty Beanie Babies | Angel |
| God Gave Rock And Roll To You | Christian Rock Channel | Indra.v |
| There are additional KISS commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crazy Nights | Night time shifts at a mental institution | Indra.v |
| Shout It Out Loud | Tourette's Anonymous | Masta_Fry_Wad |
| Cold Gin | Liquor Store | ace_frehleyNWK |
| (I Wanna) Rock N Roll All Night | Sex Addiction Helpline | Matt |
| Young and Wasted | SADD | HarryMay |
| There are additional KISS on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun Julie Brown | Love Gun KISS | The Homecoming Queen's Got A Love Gun probably from Greenwich Village | funny |
| I'll Just Stay Here & Drink Merle Haggard | Cold Gin Kiss | I'll Just Stay Here & Drink Cold Gin ...until I'm drunk as a barrel full of monkeys! | Jen |
| Live Wire Motley Crue | Shock Me Kiss | Live Wire Shock Me Me be more careful next time. | D. H. Nuts |
| (Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At All The 5th Dimension | Lick It Up Kiss | (Last Night) I Didn't Get To Lick It Up At All | Douglas Henry Nutz |
| There are additional KISS duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Poison Kiss
Poison combined with Kiss
More like the kiss of death.
Submitted By: Red Ant
Kiss Small Faces
Kiss combined with Small Faces
Submitted By: Spraychel Spray
Kiss Faces
Kiss combined with Faces
Submitted By: Rocky Rococco-Cola
Kiss The Skye
Kiss combined with Skye Sweetnam
Submitted By: Forrest Ranger
There are additional KISS Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Was Made for Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics: Feel the magic, there's something I wanna try.
Original Lyrics: Feel the magic, there's something that drives me wild.
| "I Was Made for Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't get it up for you, baby.
Can you get it up for me? Original Lyrics: I can't get enough of you, baby.
Can you get it up for me? |
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics: He's what the deuce
Original Lyrics: He's worth a deuce
| "Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: Red, Satan's only daughter
Original Lyrics: Rags, the sailor's only daughter
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| There are additional KISS misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I Was Made for Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics: Feel the magic, there's something I wanna try.
Original Lyrics: Feel the magic, there's something that drives me wild.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Arel St.James Until I learned the real lyrics, I imagined Paul Stanley (full make-up) standing seductively in the bedroom doorway with a live squid and a toothbrush. |
| There are additional KISS misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"War Machine"
Better Lyrics:
Better watch out...
Cause I'm a whore machine!
Cause I'm a whore machine!
Original Lyrics:
Better watch out...
Cause I'm a war machine!
Cause I'm a war machine!
Submitted by: Jason
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"C'mon And Love Me"
The Funny Lyrics: She's a dancer, a romancer I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
Why They're Funny: Well, they say it all about Kiss
Submitted by: Calibrator
| "Take Me"
The Funny Lyrics: Put your hand in pocket, grap on to my rocket.
Why They're Funny: No comments! Hehehe....
Submitted by: Kiss Girl
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Rock And Roll All Night"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I want to rock and roll all night
and party every day Why They're Repetitive: Think of how many times they've had to sing this line over and over again. Even when they've had hangovers.
Submitted by: Stlopez
| "Hide Your Heart"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Na na na na,
hey hey hey, doo doo doo doo doo do do do doo Why They're Repetitive: Good song, but waaaay to many na na's and doo doo's
Submitted by: MacIver
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Partners In Crime"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You're sweeter than a beauty queen
Darker than a limousine Leafy girls will make you feel right Why They're Nonsensical: What the heck is a leafy girl?
Submitted by: Chani
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"C'mon And Love Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Im a man, ain't no baby, your lookin every inch a lady
your good lookin and your lookin like you should be good Why They're Misrhymed: The only line of the song that dosen't rhyme
Submitted by: Cody
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Anyway You Slice It"
The Dirty Lyrics: why settle for second when you can have the best, let me be your king bee, i want your hornets nest
Why They're Dirty: do i have to say
Submitted by: lenny moses
| "Gimme More"
The Dirty Lyrics: like a dog to a bone, i can make you sweat, i can make you moan, love so sweet, so insane, so come on and lick my candy cane.
Why They're Dirty: lick my candy cane
Submitted by: lenny moses
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| There are additional KISS dirty lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Hooligan "
The Lyrics: I got a 35' Chevy on a '55 frame
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet trucks
Submitted by: Dom
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"She"
Opening Lines: She walks by moonlight, no one really knows.
Comments: Submitted by: Vic George
| "Hotter Than Hell"
Opening Lines: She looked good, she looked hotter than hell, all dressed in satins and lace.
Comments: Besides the "come on", this is what this song opens with.
Submitted by: Vic George
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| There are additional KISS spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Kiss In Time" originally "Kissin' Time"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Heaven Son Fire" originally "Heaven's On Fire"
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
X-Ray Eyes Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Sexy Year
X-Ray Eyes Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Yes, Ax Rye
Skis Submitted by: Travis
Sisk Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
Song Title Anagrams:
"Unglove" originally "Love Gun"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Lug Oven" originally "Love Gun"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Vole Gun" originally "Love Gun"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Sexy Year" originally "X-Ray Eyes"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Yes, Axe Rye" originally "X-Ray Eyes"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional KISS Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Detroit Rock City"
The Lyrics: Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet Get down Everybodys gonna leave their seat You gotta lose your mind in detroit rock city Why: Because Detroit, MI is named.
Submitted by: Carolyn
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Sick originally "Kiss"
Submitted by: Rowdy Behavior
Hidden Tracks:
"Rock And Roll Party"
It is an untitled track at the end of the album Destroyer, right after "Do You Love Me". It's about 1 minute, 30 seconds long, and consists of sound effects and a choir repeating the chorus of "Great Expectations", which is another song on the same album, along with one of the KISS members repeating "We're gonna have ourselves a rock and roll party" throughout the entire track. The vocals are inaudible in the beginning, but become clearer as the track progresses.
Submitted by: Timothy
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Wearing white and black face paint."
Speaks for itself. In fact, it was a matter of notoriety that they finally performed "unmasked".
Submitted by: Tim Kramar
"Make Up"
Kiss in the 70s were well known for their full-face makeup.
Submitted by: ChuckyG
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Lipstick
So the girls can kiss me and leave marks.
Submitted by: Travis
Hershey's Kisses
Gene Simmons would spit out chocolate.
Submitted by: Rocky
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Detroit Rock City"
1999 film w/ Giuseppe Andrews and James DeBello
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
