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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Kiss', "Calling Doctor Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Doctor Love
The Real Lyrics:
Calling Doctor Love
The Story: I was too young to figure it out at the time. The glam and the monolithic rock'n'roll sound is what grabbed my attention. - Submitted by: Paranoia Big Destroyer
Kiss', "Cold Gin"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Delilah's gone, I'm down and out
The Real Lyrics:
My heaters broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build a fire The girl next door, her lights are out yeah The landlords gone, I'm down and out
The Story: I always thought it said "Delilah gone, I'm down and out"...even before my Delilah left me haha - Submitted by: R C
Kiss', "Cold Gin"
The Misheard Lyrics:
It's Potion Time again
The Real Lyrics:
It's cold gin time again.
The Story: I was 5. - Submitted by: Sabetta
Kiss', "Cold Gin"
The Misheard Lyrics:
It's toejam time again
The Real Lyrics:
It's cold gin time again
The Story: I was listening to one of my ma's old Kiss records when I heard this song. I was like,'Toejam time?' I then looked at the record sleeve and realised my mistake. 'Ohhh, cold gin!' - Submitted by: Metalgirl162002
Kiss', "Cold Gin"
The Misheard Lyrics:
closing time again
The Real Lyrics:
Cold gin time again
The Story: My wife uses coldgin as screen name because its her favorite KISS song.. I asked her what KISS song it was and when she played it, I knew the song but thought it was "closing time again." - Submitted by: Josh
Kiss', "Detroit Rock City"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin laid! I just can't wait!!
The Real Lyrics:
Gettin late, I just can't wait!
The Story: One day my sister Layla, who is a real Kiss fan, was listening to that song on her cd & when it got to that lyric, I was shocked because that's what I thought Paul Stanley was saying in that song. It took me a while to correct my sister what the lyrics really were. - Submitted by: Jenny
Kiss', "Hard Luck Woman"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Fred, Santa's only daughter
A child under water
Too proud to be a queen
The Real Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen.
The Story: This was told to me by my teenage daughter. She thought that's what the song said until I corrected her 3 years ago! Now, we laugh about it every time we hear it. - Submitted by: Mary
Kiss', "Lick It Up"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Lydia
The Real Lyrics:
Lick it up
The Story: Thought it was about a girl Lydia. - Submitted by: huh
Kiss', "Rock 'N' Roll All Night"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And part of every day
The Real Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night And party every day.
The Story: I always wondered what he was going to do the other part of the day! - Submitted by: Kate
Kiss', "Rock 'n Roll All Night"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night, and hardly ever repay
The Real Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night, and party every day
The Story: The song came out when I was about 10. I always thought that this is what I heard. It was not until I was probably in my mid to late teens that I found out what the lyrics really were. Till this day when singing along with the song I still sing this line wrong to myself while I am thinking, this is the wrong lyric, do it right. - Submitted by: Gus

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