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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kiss that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"100,000 Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just forgot to, ooh yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm just about to, ooh yeah
"All American Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
A six foot hot dog, All American Man
Original Lyrics:
A six foot, hot look, All American Man
"All American Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's cold drink
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me
"All-American Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your dickey like a porcupine
Original Lyrics:
You've got your ticket and you're lookin fine
"Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bert, I hear you're comin'.
Original Lyrics:
Beth, I hear you callin'.
"Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess what can I do.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Beth, what can I do?
"Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess what can I do
Guess what can I do.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Beth, what can I do?
Beth, what can I do?
"Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gone with someone else,
and you're always on the phone
Original Lyrics:
I'm always somewhere else,
and you're always all alone
"Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I hear you callin'.
Original Lyrics:
Beth, I hear you callin'.
"Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a fuel I would
Original Lyrics:
Just a few more hours
"Beth"
Misheard Lyrics:
These days seem so empty
That a house just ain't a home
I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there at home
or
This stage feels so empty
That a house just ain't a home
I'm always someone esle
And you're always on the phone.
Original Lyrics:
You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone.
"Black Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out on the streets for a minute Bitch has only begun (Or bitch is only begun) Your day is only madness
Original Lyrics:
Out on the streets for a living Picture's only begun Your day is sorrow and madness
"Black Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
The b**** has only begun.
Original Lyrics:
The picture's only begun.
"Black Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the fault of you too
Original Lyrics:
It seems to follow you too
"Black Diamond"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which has only begun.
Original Lyrics:
Picture's only begun.
"C'mon And Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fill you baby with my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you baby with my hand.
"Cadillac Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a serpentine
Found out just what it means.
Original Lyrics:
When I was a seventeen
Found out just what it means.
"Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sleep with this stinkin' whore.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the cure you're thinking of.
"Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to cure your frickin' love
Original Lyrics:
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
"Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to cure your stinking love
Original Lyrics:
I've got the cure you're thinking of
"Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are no pills, and there are no fleas
Original Lyrics:
There are no bill, and there are no fees
"Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Doctor Love
Original Lyrics:
Calling Doctor Love
Actually, both are correct; sung at different places in the song. It's possible that one could be misheard as the other.
"Calling Dr. Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Dr. No.
Original Lyrics:
They call me Dr. Love
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said stop, this is all I need.
Original Lyrics:
The cheapest stuff is all I need.
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bullsh*t time again
Original Lyrics:
Cold gin time again
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Delilah's gone, I'm down and out
Original Lyrics:
My heaters broke and I'm so tired I need some fuel to build a fire The girl next door, her lights are out yeah The landlords gone, I'm down and out
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It clothin' time again
You know it's the only sin.
Original Lyrics:
Cold gin time again
You know it'll always win.
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It sold gin time again.
Original Lyrics:
It's cold gin time again.
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Ocean time again
Original Lyrics:
Cold gin time again
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Potion Time again
Original Lyrics:
It's cold gin time again.
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's closing time again
Original Lyrics:
It's cold gin time again
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's toejam time again
Original Lyrics:
It's cold gin time again
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head is broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build my fire
The corner store, I'd like to rob you
The light bulb's gone, I'm done out.
Original Lyrics:
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head is broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build my fire
The corner store, allowed to rob you
The lightbulb's gone, I'm done out.
Original Lyrics:
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heat is broke and I'm so tattered
I need a fuse to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out there.
Original Lyrics:
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah.
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heaters broke and I so fired,
I so full to build a fire.
The corner store huh likes to rob ya,
the ladders gone I'm down and out.
Its cold Hen time again, you know youll always win.
Original Lyrics:
My heaters broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
the girl next door, her light are out yeah
The landlords gone, I'm down and out
Its cold gin time again you know you'll always win
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heaters broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The corner store, her light are out yeah
The liquor's gone, I'm down and out
Original Lyrics:
My heaters broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out yeah
The landlords gone, I'm down and out
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heel is broke and I'm so tired
Original Lyrics:
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The comic store sells hill-lights for riots
Original Lyrics:
The girl next door her lights are out yeah
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The comics store,
h*ll, likes to rob ya
Original Lyrics:
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl next door has lots of rats yeah
Original Lyrics:
The girl next door her lights are out yeah
"Cold Gin"
Misheard Lyrics:
closing time again
Original Lyrics:
Cold gin time again
"Crazy Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't hear the crap that they all said.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't hear the rap that they all say.
Paul Stanley actually used this live. Possibly the true lyric was toned down for being crude.
"Crazy Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't hear the crap that they all say
Original Lyrics:
But I don't hear the rap that they all say
"Detroit Rock City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin laid! I just can't wait!!
Original Lyrics:
Gettin late, I just can't wait!
"Detroit Rock City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' fast down 95 guitar speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow.
Original Lyrics:
Movin' fast, doin' 95 hit top speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow.
"Detroit Rock City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving fast down 95 hit top speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow ...
Original Lyrics:
Movin' fast, doin' 95 hit top speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow.
(talking about M-95 highway in Michigan ? )
"Detroit Rock City"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a drunk on-hand,
likes starin' at my eyes
Original Lyrics:
There's a truck ahead,
lights starin' at my eyes
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bay-blah! Do the things your sister do!
Original Lyrics:
And baby! Do the things he says to do.
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if your man is working home
e hooka do
Original Lyrics:
And if your man is working hard
He's worth a deuce
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, do the things that search for deuce.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, do the things he says to do.
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up and get your primer outta here.
Original Lyrics:
Get up and get your grandma out of here.
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up and get your problems outta here
feet up cuz things are getting hot this year
And baby do the things that you should do.
Original Lyrics:
Get up! And get your grandma out of here.
Pick-up! Old Jim is workin' hard this year.
And baby! Do the things he says to do.
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, and get your brown nose out of here
Original Lyrics:
Get up, and get your grandma out of here
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, and get your grammar outa here.
Original Lyrics:
Get up, and get your grandma out of here.
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Git up and get your problem outta here.
Original Lyrics:
Get up and get your grandma out of here.
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's what the deuce
Original Lyrics:
He's worth a deuce
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's worth a douche
Original Lyrics:
He's worth a deuce
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's what I'll do
Original Lyrics:
He's worth a deuce
"Deuce"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know your man is working hard
He's worth a douche
Original Lyrics:
You know your man is working hard
He's worth a deuce
"Do You Remember Rock and Roll Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember Hullabaloo
Upbeat, Shindig and Osama Bin too?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember Hullabaloo
Upbeat, Shindig and Ed Sullivan too?
"Firehouse"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it bores you, then she'll blow it.
Original Lyrics:
She'll adore you and she'll floor you.
"Firehouse"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll adore you and she'll blow you.
Original Lyrics:
She'll adore you and she'll floor you.
"Flaming Youth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flaming youth
A f** is flying higher and higher and higher.
Original Lyrics:
Flaming youth
Our flag is flying higher and higher and higher.
"Flaming Youth"
Misheard Lyrics:
My uniform is leather, and my power is my ace
I'm gettin' it together, to break out of my case
Original Lyrics:
My uniform is leather, and my power is my age
I'm gettin' it together, to break out of my cage
"God Gave Rock And Roll To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** and rock and roll to you.
Original Lyrics:
God gave rock and roll to you.
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til my father was sold.
Original Lyrics:
To my father, a son
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born on Olympus.
And my father was Thor
Original Lyrics:
I was born on Olympus
To my father a son.
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born on a limp horse
To my father I said.
Original Lyrics:
I was born on Olympus
To my father a son.
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born on a limp horse
To my father enslaved.
Original Lyrics:
I was born on Olympus
To my father a son.
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised by the demons
Subjucated to the gods
or
I was born on Olympus
to my father a son
I was raised by the Daemons
Who were subjectated spirits to the Gods
or
I was lord of the Penroast
and to my father of soul
I was raised by the diva
Trained to raise up the war
or
I was lord of the Penroast
and to my father of soul
I was raised by the diva
Trained to raise up the war
Original Lyrics:
I was born on Olympus
to my father a son
I was raised by the demons
Trained to reign as the one
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the lord of the wastelands
A modern day manatee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the lord of the wastelands
A modern day man of steel.
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ok? Yeah, start singing
Original Lyrics:
OK? Got reception?
"God Of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
To my fatherless son
Original Lyrics:
To my father, a son
"God of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
God of thunder and rock and roll
It'll lift you under
It's gonna rob you of your very soul.
Original Lyrics:
God of thunder and rock and roll
The spell you're under
Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul.
"God of Thunder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smell your under
Original Lyrics:
The spell you're under
"Got to Choose"
Misheard Lyrics:
But your camping hairs will still be mine.
Original Lyrics:
But you can't be his and still be mine.
"Great Expectations"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the bed it seems your a million miles away
Original Lyrics:
In the day it seems I'm a million miles away
"Great Expectations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use God's great expectations
Original Lyrics:
You've got great expectations
"Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fred, Santa's only daughter
A child under water
Too proud to be a queen
Original Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen.
"Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray, I love the farmer's daughter
She looks just like an otter
Proud to be eighteen.
Original Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen.
"Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red, Santa's only daughter
A child on the water
Too proud to be eighteen.
Original Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen.
"Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red, Satan's only daughter
Original Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
"Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red, Satan's only daughter
Original Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
"Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red, the Santa's only daughter
A child who loved the water
Too proud to be a queen.
Original Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen.
"Hard Luck Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest, the sailors only torter,
I try and love the water,
To drown and be a queen
Original Lyrics:
Rags, the sailor's only daughter,
A child of the water,
Too proud to be a queen
"Heaven's On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels die, Heaven's on fire.
Original Lyrics:
Angels fly, Heaven's on fire.
"Heaven's On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paint the sky with desire
Angels fry heavens on fire
Original Lyrics:
Paint the sky with desire,
angels fly heavens on fire
"Heaven's On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
The angel fried with desire
Your angel fried 'cause heaven's on fire
Original Lyrics:
Paint the sky with desire,
angel fly, Heaven's on fire
"Hooligan"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I mean I eat chicken salad and roast beef!
Original Lyrics:
And I mean every chick in town loves me!
"Hooligan"
Misheard Lyrics:
So seventy-two,
Baby, what can I do?
I got a '55 Chevy on a '55 brain
Original Lyrics:
So sad, but it's true
Baby, what can I do?
I got a '35 Chevy on a '55 frame
"Hotter Than Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shee loo, coochy loo, hotter than hell
Original Lyrics:
She looked good
She looked hotter than hell
"Hotter Than Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she's gonna leave you, well, duh.
Original Lyrics:
You know she's gonna leave you well done.
"I Just Wanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I Just wanna F*ck
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna Fuhhh (Fuhhget)
"I Just Wanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna f*** at you.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna forget you.
"I Just Wanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna f*** at you
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f*** at you.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna forget you.
I just wanna for
I just wanna for
I just wanna forget you.
"I Just Wanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f***en you.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna for
I just wanna for
I just wanna forget you.
"I Love It Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive me crazy ahhh!
Original Lyrics:
Right between the eyes.
"I Love It Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more treated like idiots.
Original Lyrics:
No more treated like aliens.
"I Stole Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
How does it feel?
Find out you're feelin' your t**s.
Original Lyrics:
How does it feel?
Find out you're failin' your test.
"I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night, and probably every day.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day.
"I Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, baby, baby, I want dudes (I want dudes).
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, baby, baby, I want you (I want you).
"I Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Jew
Original Lyrics:
I want you
"I Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can lie every night, but you know you're gonna pay
Original Lyrics:
You can lie and deny, but you know you're gonna pay
"I Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can live in a dream
'apple tonsil pie'
Original Lyrics:
You can live in a dream
'And your life will pass you by'
"I Was Made For Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get it up for you, baby.
Can you get it up for me?
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of you, baby.
Can you get enough of me?
"I Was Made for Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the magic, there's something I wanna try.
Original Lyrics:
Feel the magic, there's something that drives me wild.
"Is That You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat strolling up to Boston
Original Lyrics:
Cat's droolin' on the bar stool
"It Never Goes Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartless rich and creamy
Original Lyrics:
Heartless rich and greedy
"I"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am made of meat.
or
I am A to Z.
Original Lyrics:
I believe in me.
"I"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need a bit of my own
And we both can share of the load
Original Lyrics:
I just need a will of my own
And the b-lls to stand alone
"I"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need a bit of my own,
And we both can share of the load
Original Lyrics:
I just need a will of my own
And the b-lls to stand alone
"Killer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quick with ease, like disease
Original Lyrics:
Wicked queen, night machine
"King Of The Night Time World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being with you
Human being, makes everything all right.
Original Lyrics:
Being with you
Being with me, makes everything all right.
"King Of The Night Time World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long live the secret tree.
Original Lyrics:
Come live your secret dream.
"Ladie's Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some mean fishin' in the Ladie's Room
Original Lyrics:
I'll meet you greet you in the Ladie's Room.
"Ladies Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you gotta go pee pee when I say
Original Lyrics:
And you've gotta believe me, when I say
"Ladies Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll meet your creature in the ladies room.
Original Lyrics:
I'll meet you, greet you in the ladies room.
"Ladies Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
What bothers me is my way
Original Lyrics:
What follows me is my fame
"Ladies Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so much drool in the - Ourgh!
You gonna show me what's up - come on baby!
Original Lyrics:
You're such a jewel in the rough
You wanna show me your stuff - come on Baby!
"Ladies Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a Jew in the road
Original Lyrics:
You're such a jewel in the rough
"Ladies Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a juvenile rough.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a jewel in the rough.
"Ladies' Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll meet your creature in the ladies' room.
Original Lyrics:
I'll meet you, greet you in the ladies' room.
"Ladies' Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meat midget in the ladies' room.
Original Lyrics:
I'll meet you greet you in the Ladies' Room.
"Let Me Go, Rock 'N Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause baby's gotta pee
Original Lyrics:
'Cause baby's got the feelin'
"Let Me Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me be your two stick taxer
Original Lyrics:
Let me be your Tuesday taxi
"Let Me Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just gotta ditch that girl
Original Lyrics:
You just gotta decide girl
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
What would the experts say?
Original Lyrics:
Let's put the X in Sex!
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who took my Etch-o-Sketch?
Original Lyrics:
Let's put the X in sex!
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're beggin' for an apple but you only get a peach
Original Lyrics:
You're beggin' for an eyeful but you only get a peek
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your beggin' for an apple but you only get a pea
Original Lyrics:
Your beggin' for an eye full but you only get a peek
"Let's Put The X In Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're begging for an apple,
but you only get a peach
Original Lyrics:
You're begging for an eyeful,
but you only get a peek
"Let's Put The X in Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're begging for an apple
but you only get a peach
Original Lyrics:
You're begging for an eyeful
but you only get a peek
"Lick It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't run away 'til you know me better.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better.
"Lick It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give a shot if you're ready or not
Original Lyrics:
It ain't a crime to be good to yourself
"Lick It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a cream and it's time you taste it
Original Lyrics:
Life's such a treat, and it's time you taste it.
"Lick It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's a latrine, it's time to taste it.
Original Lyrics:
Life's such a treat, and it's time you taste it.
"Lick It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lydia
Original Lyrics:
Lick it up
"Lick It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you look at me like I'm on vacation?
Original Lyrics:
You've gotta live like you're on vacation.
"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna sit in my chopper seat
Original Lyrics:
You wanna sit in my driver's seat
"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to talk to remember
Original Lyrics:
You've got the time to remember
"Love Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be a gambling baby, lay down the bed
Original Lyrics:
I'll be a gambler, baby, lay down the bet
"Master & Slave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want a place to rest,
count to four then touch my breast
Original Lyrics:
I just want a place to rest,
count to four then catch my breath
"Move On"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was just a baby
Mama slapped me on the knee
Original Lyrics:
When I was just a baby
Mama sat me on her knee
This is from Paul Stanley's 1978 Kiss solo album.
"Mr. Blackwell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're calling me an in-between,
You're rotten to the core
Original Lyrics:
You're cold and mean, and in between,
You're rotten to the core
"Mr. Blackwell"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not well for Mr. Blackwell
Original Lyrics:
You're not well, oh, Mr. Blackwell
"Mr. Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
So stop those tears 'cause baby you can live in disease
or
So stop those tears cause baby you can live in DC
or
So stop those tears cause baby you can live in DC
Original Lyrics:
So stop those tears cause baby you can't even deceive
"Nowhere To Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bernard
or
Burn on
Original Lyrics:
Run on
"Odyssey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a mountain,
from the ghost of Hades
Original Lyrics:
Once upon not yet,
long ago someday
"Parasite"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I was set on watching her to go.
Original Lyrics:
That I was sad and wanted her to go.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you people shouted, you people shouted.
or
You keep on rockin', you keep on rockin'.
Original Lyrics:
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eavesdroppers, wow, they drive me crazy
Original Lyrics:
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eu vou bota pra foder.
Original Lyrics:
And party every day.
In Portuguese: I'll f*** around.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
I farted every day.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
Nobody ever complains.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And love you every day.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night,
And hardly every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night,
And party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night,
And part of every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night,
And party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And bloody every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And part of every day.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And part of every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And partly every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night
And party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night, and hardly ever repay
Original Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night, and party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to rock and roll all night
And fart on every gay.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nude people shouting, nude people shouting
Original Lyrics:
You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting!
"Rock Bottom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Dog! Got me down.
Original Lyrics:
Hard times got me down.
"Rock Bottom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate raisin cake.
Original Lyrics:
I can't make a day.
"Rocket Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anus face, you like the way
Original Lyrics:
Lady space, you like the way
"Rocket Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Latest space, you like the way
Original Lyrics:
Lady space, you like the way
"Rocket Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
The crowd of teenagers that hold you down
Just don't exist no more
Original Lyrics:
The gravity that used to hold you down
Just don't exist no more
"Room Service"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because a hotel all alone is not a rock and roll soft drink
Original Lyrics:
Because a hotel all alone is not a rock and roll star's dream
"Room Service"
Misheard Lyrics:
But just when I'm about to shove the light and go to bed my lady howls...
Original Lyrics:
But just when I'm about to shut the light and go to bed a lady calls...
"Shandi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shandi tonight my sweat starts (or stops) forever
Original Lyrics:
Shandi tonight must last us forever
"She's So European"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes love on a brass bed
'Cos in Paris, there's still a way.
Original Lyrics:
She makes love on a brass bed
'Cos her parents are still away.
"She's So European"
Misheard Lyrics:
She still speaks with an accent
from the week she said she'll pay
Original Lyrics:
She still speaks with an accent
from her week in San Tropez
"She's So European"
Misheard Lyrics:
You oughta see her wearing her heart overseas.
Original Lyrics:
You oughta see her wearing her heart on her sleeve.
"Shock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dancin', how are ya?
Original Lyrics:
I'm down to bare wire.
"Shock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You like me, it's all I need
Original Lyrics:
Your lightning's all I need.
"Shock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your life is all I need.
Original Lyrics:
Your lightning's all I need.
"Shout It Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte out loud
Original Lyrics:
Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud
Charlotte is a city in North Carolina, and it's the largest city in North Carolina. Charlotte can also be a woman's name.
"Spit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need: big ships, sweet lips.
Original Lyrics:
I need: big hips, sweet lips.
"Spit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a whole lotta love.
Original Lyrics:
I need a whole lotta woman.
"Sweet Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna show you my house
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show you now
"Sweet Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
My level's split tied around me
'Cause she's always beside me
Original Lyrics:
My leathers fit tight around me
Whip is always beside me.
"Sweet Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love has been tied around me
Winter's always beside me.
Original Lyrics:
My leathers fit tight around me
Whip is always beside me.
"Sweet Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
My rubber's been tied around me
Original Lyrics:
My leathers fit tight around me
"Sweet Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain hands God its reason
Original Lyrics:
Pain has got its reason
"Take Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put you hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you receive
or
Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you, a seal
or
Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you, a seal
Original Lyrics:
Put you hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you Lucille
"Take Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your hand in my pocket
That won't do my rockin'.
Original Lyrics:
Put your hand in my pocket
Grab onto my rocket.
"Take Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your head in my pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put your hand in my pocket
"Tears Are Falling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, Beavis and Butthead!
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, tears are falling.
[ Editor's note: This song clearly predates Beavis and ButtHead. It's possible that the person who submitted this lyric might have heard the song for the first time several years after it came out. ]
"Tears Are Falling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, kids are forty
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, tears are falling
"Tears Are Falling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody a**holes your heart
Original Lyrics:
Somebody else holds your heart
"Tears Are Falling"
Misheard Lyrics:
You come to me with your a** in tears.
Original Lyrics:
You come to me with your eyes in tears.
"Tears Are Falling"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take to me with your adjectives.
Original Lyrics:
You come to me in your eyes in tears.
"Uh! All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your body's p***ed off, keep your appetite
Original Lyrics:
When your body's been starved, feed your appetite
"Watchin' You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaping lasher two (or too), and I'm watchin' you
Original Lyrics:
Limping as you do, and I'm watchin' you
"Within'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a truth not a lie,
I want a lay for the night
Original Lyrics:
I want a truth, not a lie,
I wanna live 'fore I die
"Within"
Misheard Lyrics:
A world without 'F'.
Original Lyrics:
A world without end.
"X-Ray Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom Jones, you say.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you say

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