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"All-American Man"
You got your dickey like a porcupine
You've got your ticket and you're lookin fine
"Beth"
Bert, I hear you're comin'.
Beth, I hear you callin'.
"Beth"
I guess what can I do.
Oh Beth, what can I do?
"Beth"
I guess what can I do
Guess what can I do.
Oh Beth, what can I do?
Beth, what can I do?
"Beth"
I've gone with someone else,
and you're always on the phone
I'm always somewhere else,
and you're always all alone
"Beth"
Just a fuel I would
Just a few more hours
"Black Diamond"
The b**** has only begun.
The picture's only begun.
"Black Diamond"
Which has only begun.
Picture's only begun.
"C'mon And Love Me"
I can fill you baby with my hand.
I can feel you baby with my hand.
"Cadillac Dreams"
When I was a serpentine
Found out just what it means.
When I was a seventeen
Found out just what it means.
"Calling Doctor Love"
I've got to cure your frickin' love
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
"Calling Dr. Love"
I'm gonna sleep with this stinkin' whore.
I've got the cure you're thinking of.
"Calling Dr. Love"
I've got to cure your stinking love
I've got the cure you're thinking of
"Calling Dr. Love"
There are no pills, and there are no fleas
There are no bill, and there are no fees
"Cold Gin"
And she said stop, this is all I need.
The cheapest stuff is all I need.
"Cold Gin"
Bullsh*t time again
Cold gin time again
"Cold Gin"
It clothin' time again
You know it's the only sin.
Cold gin time again
You know it'll always win.
"Cold Gin"
It's closing time again.
It's cold gin time again.
"Cold Gin"
It's closing time again
It's cold gin time again
"Cold Gin"
It's toejam time again
It's cold gin time again
"Cold Gin"
My head is broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build my fire
The corner store, I'd like to rob you
The light bulb's gone, I'm done out.
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
"Cold Gin"
My head is broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build my fire
The corner store, allowed to rob you
The lightbulb's gone, I'm done out.
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
The landlord's gone, I'm down and out.
"Cold Gin"
My heat is broke and I'm so tattered
I need a fuse to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out there.
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah.
"Cold Gin"
My heaters broke and I so fired,
I so full to build a fire.
The corner store huh likes to rob ya,
the ladders gone I'm down and out.
Its cold Hen time again, you know youll always win.
My heaters broke and I'm so tired
I need some fuel to build a fire
the girl next door, her light are out yeah
The landlords gone, I'm down and out
Its cold gin time again you know you'll always win
"Cold Gin"
My heel is broke and I'm so tired
My heater's broke and I'm so tired
"Cold Gin"
The comics store,
h*ll, likes to rob ya
The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah
"Cold Gin"
The girl next door has lots of rats yeah
The girl next door her lights are out yeah
"Crazy Nights"
But I don't hear the crap that they all say.
But I don't hear the rap that they all say.
Paul Stanley actually used this live. Possibly the true lyric was toned down for being crude.
"Crazy Nights"
But I don't hear the crap that they all say
But I don't hear the rap that they all say
"Detroit Rock City"
Gettin laid! I just can't wait!!
Gettin late, I just can't wait!
"Detroit Rock City"
Movin' fast down 95 guitar speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow.
Movin' fast, doin' 95 hit top speed
But I'm still movin' much too slow.
"Detroit Rock City"
There's a drunk on-hand,
likes starin' at my eyes
There's a truck ahead,
lights starin' at my eyes
"Deuce"
And Bay-blah! Do the things your sister do!
And baby! Do the things he says to do.
"Deuce"
And if your man is working home
e hooka do
And if your man is working hard
He's worth a deuce
"Deuce"
Baby, do the things that search for deuce.
Baby, do the things he says to do.
"Deuce"
Get up and get your primer outta here.
Get up and get your grandma out of here.
"Deuce"
Get up and get your problems outta here
feet up cuz things are getting hot this year
And baby do the things that you should do.
Get up! And get your grandma out of here.
Pick-up! Old Jim is workin' hard this year.
And baby! Do the things he says to do.
"Deuce"
Get up, and get your brown nose out of here
Get up, and get your grandma out of here
"Deuce"
Get up, and get your grammar outa here.
Get up, and get your grandma out of here.
"Deuce"
Git up and get your grandma outta here.
Get up and get your problem out of here.
"Deuce"
Here's what I'll do
He's worth a deuce
"Deuce"
You know your man is working hard
He's worth a douche
You know your man is working hard
He's worth a deuce
"Do You Remember Rock and Roll Radio"
Do you remember Hullabaloo
Upbeat, Shindig and Osama Bin too?
Do you remember Hullabaloo
Upbeat, Shindig and Ed Sullivan too?
"Firehouse"
She'll adore you and she'll blow you.
She'll adore you and she'll floor you.
"Flaming Youth"
Flaming youth
A f** is flying higher and higher and higher.
Flaming youth
Our flag is flying higher and higher and higher.
"God Gave Rock And Roll To You"
F*** and rock and roll to you.
God gave rock and roll to you.
"God Of Thunder"
'Til my father was sold.
To my father, a son
"God Of Thunder"
I was born on a limp horse
To my father I said.
I was born on Olympus
To my father a son.
"God Of Thunder"
I was born on a limp horse
To my father enslaved.
I was born on Olympus
To my father a son.
"God Of Thunder"
I was raised by the demons
Subjucated to the gods
or
I was born on Olympus
to my father a son
I was raised by the Daemons
Who were subjectated spirits to the Gods
or
I was lord of the Penroast
and to my father of soul
I was raised by the diva
Trained to raise up the war
or
I was lord of the Penroast
and to my father of soul
I was raised by the diva
Trained to raise up the war
I was born on Olympus
to my father a son
I was raised by the demons
Trained to reign as the one
"God Of Thunder"
To my fatherless son
To my father, a son
"Got to Choose"
But your camping hairs will still be mine.
But you can't be his and still be mine.
"Great Expectations"
In the bed it seems your a million miles away
In the day it seems I'm a million miles away
"Great Expectations"
Use God's great expectations
You've got great expectations
"Hard Luck Woman"
Red, Santa's only daughter
A child on the water
Too proud to be eighteen.
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen.
"Hard Luck Woman"
Red, the Santa's only daughter
A child who loved the water
Too proud to be a queen.
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen.
"Heaven's On Fire"
Angels die, Heaven's on fire.
Angels fly, Heaven's on fire.
"Heaven's On Fire"
Paint the sky with desire
Angels fry heavens on fire
Paint the sky with desire,
angels fly heavens on fire
"Heaven's On Fire"
The angel fried with desire
Your angel fried 'cause heaven's on fire
Paint the sky with desire,
angel fly, Heaven's on fire
"Hooligan"
And I mean I eat chicken salad and roast beef!
And I mean every chick in town loves me!
"Hotter Than Hell"
You know she's gonna leave you, well, duh.
You know she's gonna leave you well done.
"I Just Wanna"
I Just wanna F*ck
I just wanna Fuhhh (Fuhhget)
"I Just Wanna"
I just wanna f*** at you.
I just wanna forget you.
"I Just Wanna"
I just wanna f*** at you
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f*** at you.
I just wanna forget you.
I just wanna for
I just wanna for
I just wanna forget you.
"I Just Wanna"
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f***
I just wanna f***en you.
I just wanna for
I just wanna for
I just wanna forget you.
"I Love It Loud"
No more treated like idiots.
No more treated like aliens.
"I Stole Your Love"
How does it feel?
Find out you're feelin' your t**s.
How does it feel?
Find out you're failin' your test.
"I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night"
I wanna rock and roll all night
And part of every day.
I wanna rock and roll all night
And party every day.
"I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night"
I wanna rock and roll all night,
and part of everyday
I wanna rock and roll all night,
and party everyday
"I Want To Rock 'n Roll All Night"
And you people shouted, you people shouted.
or
You keep on rockin', you keep on rockin'.
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'.
"I Want To Rock 'n Roll All Night"
I want to Rock 'n' Roll all night,
and part of every day
I want to Rock 'n' Roll all night, and party everyday
"I Want You"
Baby, baby, baby, baby, I want dudes (I want dudes).
Baby, baby, baby, baby, I want you (I want you).
"I Want You"
I'm a Jew
I want you
"I Want You"
You can lie every night, but you know you're gonna pay
You can lie and deny, but you know you're gonna pay
"I Want You"
You can live in a dream
'apple tonsil pie'
You can live in a dream
'And your life will pass you by'
"I"
I am made of meat.
or
I am A to Z.
I believe in me.
"I"
I just need a bit of my own
And we both can share of the load
I just need a will of my own
And the b-lls to stand alone
"I"
I just need a bit of my own,
And we both can share of the load
I just need a will of my own
And the b-lls to stand alone
"Killer"
Quick with ease, like disease
Wicked queen, night machine
"King Of The Night Time World"
Being with you
Human being, makes everything all right.
Being with you
Being with me, makes everything all right.
"King Of The Night Time World"
Long live the secret tree.
Come live your secret dream.
"Ladie's Room"
Some mean fishin' in the Ladie's Room
I'll meet you greet you in the Ladie's Room.
"Ladies Room"
I'll meet your creature in the ladies room.
I'll meet you, greet you in the ladies room.
"Ladies Room"
You're so much drool in the - Ourgh!
You gonna show me what's up - come on baby!
You're such a jewel in the rough
You wanna show me your stuff - come on Baby!
"Ladies Room"
You're such a juvenile rough.
You're such a jewel in the rough.
"Ladies' Room"
I'll meet your creature in the ladies' room.
I'll meet you, greet you in the ladies' room.
"Ladies' Room"
Meat midget in the ladies' room.
I'll meet you greet you in the Ladies' Room.
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
What would the experts say?
Let's put the X in Sex!
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
Who took my Etch-o-Sketch?
Let's put the X in sex!
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
You're beggin' for an apple but you only get a peach
You're beggin' for an eyeful but you only get a peek
"Let's Put The 'X' In Sex"
Your beggin' for an apple but you only get a pea
Your beggin' for an eye full but you only get a peek
"Let's Put The X In Sex"
You're begging for an apple,
but you only get a peach
You're begging for an eyeful,
but you only get a peek
"Let's Put The X in Sex"
You're begging for an apple
but you only get a peach
You're begging for an eyeful
but you only get a peek
"Lick It Up"
Don't run away 'til you know me better.
Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better.
"Lick It Up"
Life's a latrine, it's time to taste it.
Life's such a treat, and it's time you taste it.
"Lick It Up"
Why do you look at me like I'm on vacation?
You've gotta live like you're on vacation.
"Master & Slave"
I just want a place to rest,
count to four then touch my breast
I just want a place to rest,
count to four then catch my breath
"Mr. Blackwell"
You're calling me an in-between,
You're rotten to the core
You're cold and mean, and in between,
You're rotten to the core
"Mr. Speed"
Put your hand in my pocket
That won't do my rockin'.
Put your hand in my pocket
Grab onto my rocket.
"Mr. Speed"
So stop those tears 'cause baby you can live in disease
or
So stop those tears cause baby you can live in DC
or
So stop those tears cause baby you can live in DC
So stop those tears cause baby you can't even deceive
"Odyssey"
Once upon a mountain,
from the ghost of Hades
Once upon not yet,
long ago someday
"Parasite"
That I was set on watching her to go.
That I was sad and wanted her to go.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Eavesdroppers, wow, they drive me crazy
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Eu vou bota pra foder.
And party every day.
In Portuguese: I'll f*** around.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And part of every day
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
I farted every day.
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
Nobody ever complains.
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And love you every day.
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I wanna rock and roll all night
and bloody every day
I wanna rock and roll all night
and party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I wanna rock and roll all night,
and partly every day
I wanna rock and roll all night,
and party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I want to rock and roll all night, and hardly ever repay
I want to rock and roll all night, and party every day
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I want to rock and roll all night
And fart on every gay.
I wanna rock 'n' roll all night
And party every day.
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
Nude people shouting, nude people shouting
You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting!
"Rock And Roll All Nite"
I want to rock and roll all night And part of every day
or
Uh, wanna rock and roll uh-huh!
or
Uh, wanna rock and roll uh-huh!
I wanna Rock 'n' Roll all night, and party every day
"Rock Bottom"
Hot Dog! Got me down.
Hard times got me down.
"Rock Bottom"
I hate raisin cake.
I can't make a day.
"She's So European"
She makes love on a brass bed
'Cos in Paris, there's still a way.
She makes love on a brass bed
'Cos her parents are still away.
"She's So European"
She still speaks with an accent
from the week she said she'll pay
She still speaks with an accent
from her week in San Tropez
"She's So European"
You oughta see her wearing her heart overseas.
You oughta see her wearing her heart on her sleeve.
"Shock Me"
I dancin', how are ya?
I'm down to bare wire.
"Shock Me"
Your life is all I need.
Your lightning's all I need.
"Spit"
I need: big ships, sweet lips.
I need: big hips, sweet lips.
"Spit"
I've been a whole lotta love.
I need a whole lotta woman.
"Sweet Pain"
My love has been tied around me
Winter's always beside me.
My leathers fit tight around me
Whip is always beside me.
"Sweet Pain"
My rubber's been tied around me
My leathers fit tight around me
"Sweet Pain"
Pain hands God its reason
Pain has got its reason
"Take Me"
Put you hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you receive
or
Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you, a seal
or
Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you, a seal
Put you hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket.
Feels so good to see you Lucille
"Tears Are Falling"
Oh no, Beavis and Butthead!
Oh no, tears are falling.
[ Editor's note: This song clearly predates Beavis and ButtHead. It's possible that the person who submitted this lyric might have heard the song for the first time several years after it came out. ]
"Tears Are Falling"
Oh no, kids are forty
Oh no, tears are falling
"Tears Are Falling"
You come to me with your a** in tears.
You come to me with your eyes in tears.
"Tears Are Falling"
You take to me with your adjectives.
You come to me in your eyes in tears.
"Within'"
I want a truth not a lie,
I want a lay for the night
I want a truth, not a lie,
I wanna live 'fore I die
"Within"
A world without 'F'.
A world without end.
"X-Ray Eyes"
Tom Jones, you say.
Sometimes you say