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"It's not what you know that matters, it's how you dilute it and make it work." - Gene Simmons of Kiss

- Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

"You could have put a naked picture of my wife on the cover of "Unmasked" and it still wouldn't have sold any better than it did." - Peter Criss of Kiss, referring to the legendary flop record, "Unmasked"

- Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

We don't know whether or not it's the Farewell Tour or the Jews in Space Tour, which I prefer as a title.
- Gene Simmons - on Kiss' next tour.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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