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Fun Music Information -> Korn
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This is the most recent information about Korn that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Korn, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Korn with Fred Durst, Korn featuring Fred Durst, Korn and Fred DurstJokes:
Fieldy: "Hey; I got Jonathan's bagpipes!" Head: "But you can't Play Them..." Fieldy: "I know; and now, neither can he!" Submitted by: gary phelps
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Band Name Origins:
- when the lead singer was little he was abused by his step mom and she beat him for knowing how to spell corn. and most of his songs are about abuse. Submitted by: Johnny
- Since they are from Bakersfield California, they get KORN from the TV show Hee-Haw which was the name of the radio station on one of the skits. Buck Owens, from Bakersfield, was the co-star of the 70's sketch comedy show. Submitted by: Ritch B
Stupid Band Names:
- Too corny....... Submitted by: Gengar308
- Now all they need is album called "On the Kobb". Submitted by: Chuck Fensch
- Why couldn't they call themselves Karrots. It would've gotten more attention. Korn is just a short term for Porn. And I don't see a munky or head in the band. Submitted by: S.T.G.
- Like not Badfinger but bad toe? Submitted by: Chris
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Coming Undone Wit It (featuring DFB)" | This mash-up's bridge ends with the lyric, "Korn and the muthaf***in' Franchise Boyz!" - Jonathan S. |
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Jonathan Davis" | "Undertaker" | I assume that was when he got most of his inspirations. - joeking |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Brian "head" Welch" | "He was way more respected, and way better in Korn then he is as a solo artist." | - Justin |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Trash" | "trash" never been used as lyrics..but in the lyrics, theres this line which can be refered 2 this word.. "im sorry, I just throw you away" - NoVa |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Barlee | Yet another misspelling of a grain. | Rocky Rhodes |
| Kallus | Another painful toe condition spelt with K instead | Unfunny |
| Kettle Korn | Some brands of kettle corn spell it like this. | Gigi |
| Ryce | Another misspelling of a grain. | Pete Moss |
| Weet | Two misspellings of grains. | Red Ruffcorn |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I'm Staying Tonight" | "I'm Here To Stay" | coombesyy |
| "Twisted Sister" | "Twisted Transistor" | hardrock |
| "Meow" | "Right Now" | hardrock |
| "A.S.C.I.I.S." | "A.D.I.D.A.S." | Techie Foxham |
| "R.E.E.B.O.K.S" | "A.D.I.D.A.S" | Danielle |
There are additional Korn new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Paper Cup," The 5th Dimension | "Trash," Korn | |
| "Prison Song," System of a Down | "Did My Time," Korn | |
| "The Pot," Tool | "My Gift To You," Korn | |
| "Murder City," Green Day | "Dead Bodies Everywhere," Korn | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Eat It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Introducing gourmet eaters.
Peter
"Bet It Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
New ways to place a bet
M parody
"Rash" originally "Trash"
Amy W
"Did My Tie" originally "Did My Time"
Amy W
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wish You Could Beg Me" originally "Wish You Could Be Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Make Men Bad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Calop
"Falling Away From Men" originally "Falling Away From Me"
Whatever you want to call me
"Make Me Bald" originally "Make Me Bad"
Bob
"Y'all Want A Shingle" originally "Y'all Want A Single"
Kenny
Change a Letter:
"Brash" originally "Trash"
Yvette Bristle
"Crash" originally "Trash"
Yvette Bristle
"Wish You Would Be Me" originally "Wish You Could Be Me"
Julia Farda
"Wish Lou Could Be Me" originally "Wish You Could Be Me"
Julia Farda
"Wish You Could Be We" originally "Wish You Could Be Me"
Corrects grammar, interestingly enough.
Julia Farda
There are additional Korn song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "A.d.i.d.a.s" | "ChuckyG" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Twisted Transistor" | "Tricky Tongue Twister" | Matthias |
| "Freak on a Leash" | "Creep on the Beach" | Below Average Dave |
| "Word Up" | "Nerd Up" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Freak On A Leash" | "Photodermatitis" | Agrimorfee |
| "Evolution" | "Execution" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Blind" | "The Fatass Song" | Abesboy7 |
| "Twist" | "Spit" | Skittle |
| "Freak On A Leash" | "Feral Child" | Sara Nicholas |
| "Did My Time" | "Dog Change My Life" | Worawat |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Bitch We Got a Problem | Marriage Counseling | King Andrew |
| Y'All Want A Single | Dating Hotling | Yaya |
| It's Gonna Go Away | Hemorrhoid Cream | Spiricy |
| It's On | Ansell Condoms | Spiricy |
| Predictable | Psychic Hotline | Spiricy |
| There are additional Korn commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Freak On a Leash | Dog Kennel | Jonathan S. |
| Evolution | Discovery Institute | Fbug |
| Evolution | any church | BECKER |
| Coming Undone | Tailor shop | tictacs941 |
| Eaten Up Inside | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug |
| There are additional Korn on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Big Balls AC/DC | Clown Korn | Big Clown Balls | King Andrew |
| Super Freak Rick James | Freak On A Leash Korn | Super Freak On A Leash | Ann |
| Dormant Bodies Bursting Cannibal Corpse | Dead Bodies Everywhere Korn | Dead Dormant Bodies Bursting Everwhere | Patrick |
| Baby One More Time Britney Spears | Daddy Korn | Hit Me Daddy One More Time That is so wrong! | Paris Hilton is on Fire |
| There are additional Korn duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Akorn
Akon combined with Korn
As in "acorn"; I'm surprised no one thought of this one yet!
Submitted By: Melissa
Kandi Korn
Kandi Burruss combined with Korn
Get it? Candy corn! (Kandi Burruss was a member of the 90s girl-group Xscape.)
Submitted By: Natasha
Robert Plant Korn
Robert Plant combined with Korn
Submitted By: Carmen Nunki
Pop Will Eat Korn
Pop Will Eat Itself combined with Korn
Submitted By: Jen
There are additional Korn Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Killing"
Misheard Lyrics: I have worshipped some false gods. I've ran to them like Pavlov's dogs.
Original Lyrics: I have worshipped some false gods and run to them, I have not thought...
| "Make Me Bad"
Misheard Lyrics: I feel the semen as it's leaving me, no, not again
Original Lyrics: I feel the reason as it's leaving me, no, not again.
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"Got The Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Gaga Eyes
Original Lyrics: Got the Life
| "Throw Me Away"
Misheard Lyrics: Screwed up, you suck
Original Lyrics: Screwed up, used up
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| There are additional Korn misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Killing"
Misheard Lyrics: I have worshipped some false gods. I've ran to them like Pavlov's dogs.
Original Lyrics: I have worshipped some false gods and run to them, I have not thought...
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe I found out the real lyrics when I went to a lyric site. Apparently I thought Pavlov's dogs were some sort of mythological creatures... |
| There are additional Korn misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Shoots 'N' Ladders"
Better Lyrics:
One, two, Kalamazoo
Three, four, Jersey Shore
Five, six, West Phoenix
Seven, eight, New York State
Three, four, Jersey Shore
Five, six, West Phoenix
Seven, eight, New York State
Original Lyrics:
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut that door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Three, four, shut that door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"A.D.I.D.A.S."
Better Lyrics:
All day I dream of biceps
Original Lyrics:
All day I dream about sex!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"The Wall"
Better Lyrics:
All in all you're just another tick on my ball
Original Lyrics:
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
Submitted by: Thick Shady
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Beat It Upright"
The Funny Lyrics: Yes, I'm ready for a good flogging, baby.
Yes, I'm ready to get it on. Don't let up 'till my a** is bleeding, baby. Don't let up until you are done. Why They're Funny: This guy likes it rough!
Submitted by: wadded beef
| "Twisted Transistor"
The Funny Lyrics: Hold it up between your legs turn it up, turn it up
Why They're Funny: Reminds me of what virgin girls do with a stick when they're home alone.
Submitted by: Andrew Fireboy
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: F***
Why They're Repetitive: It throws the 'F-bomb' exactly 99 times throughout the song.
Submitted by: Travis
| "Twisted Transistor"
The Repetitive Lyrics: MUSIC DO!
Why They're Repetitive: They say it exactly 21 times (though not in a row) throughout the song.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
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| There are additional Korn repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"No Way"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It feels like something
It feels like nothing Why They're Nonsensical: These statements are contradictory. Make up your mind.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
| "Somebody Someone"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: All I need is some pain
Why They're Nonsensical: WHAT?! Who the heck wants to feel pain? That's just plain stupid. I mean, it's natural for our bodies to feel pain, but it's not a desired feeling.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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| There are additional Korn nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Daddy"
The Insincere Lyrics: I F''''' hate you You f''''' ruined life I wanted to die
Why They're Insincere: Everytime I play it i can reverse it backwards as 'tonight's dinner is pussy'
Submitted by: Karl 0996
| "A.D.I.D.A.S"
The Insincere Lyrics: I dont even know your ****ing name
So what lets **** Why They're Insincere: no comment.
Submitted by: Kaylie L
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
The Insulting Lyrics: Y'all want a single say f*** that (f*** that!)
F*** that, f*** that (f*** that!) Why They're Insulting: It is insulting to any religion anywhere or anyone who just doesn't like people swearing.
Submitted by: Travis
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Dead Bodies Everywhere"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Dead bodies everywhere
Why They're Inappropriate: The rest of this song is about him not wanting to be the way his parents wanted him to be, so I don't see why he has to stick this in there.
Submitted by: wadded beef
| "Balltongue"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You've got the d*kes off, I think they'll mind me.
The rag I'm on, we are justified. Congrats, you just f***ed up my makeup and s***! What have you done for me?! Why They're Inappropriate: Just a couple of the many random lyrics that pop up in this song.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Wicked"
The Dated Lyrics: Don't say nothin' just listen. Got me a plan to break Tyson out of prison.
Why They're Dated: This is a cover of an Ice Cube song. The original version was released in 1992 while Mike Tyson was serving time for rape and assault, though KoRn's version, released in 1996 and featuring Chino Moreno of the Deftones, was dated as Tysone was released in 1994 (I believe) and was at the time a free man.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Y'all Want A Single (Say F*** That)"
Opening Lines: Y'all want a single say f*** that (f*** that!)
Comments: 'nuff said.
Submitted by: Travis
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Freak On A Leash"
The Made Up Words: Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahedma, Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahema
Comments: Ummm....what is the point of this? How was this even allowed to be recorded? This is just jibberish that means nothing!
Submitted by: Travis
| "Freak on a Leash"
The Made Up Words: Da boom na da mmm dum na ema
Comments: Maybe its some form of Elvish...
Submitted by: Sir David Grady III
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Thoughtless"
The Lyrics: All my friends are gone, they died
They all screamed and cried Why: becasue he's talking about his friends being dead and the way he says it is just creepy!
Submitted by: Sara
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Song Title Space Change:
"Freak On Ale Ash" originally "Freak On A Leash"
Whatever ale ash is!
Submitted by: Axl Sean
"Beat It Up, Right?" originally "Beat It Upright"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Did My Tim E" originally "Did My Time"
Submitted by: Peter
"Be A Tit Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Correction to previous submissiion
Submitted by: Fiona Pear
"Be A Tit Upright" originally "Beat It Upright"
Correction to previous submissiion
Submitted by: Fiona Pear
There are additional Korn Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Predictable"
The Lyrics: Evil thoughts is creeping through my mind
Why: Correction: "Evil thoughts ARE creeping through my mind."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Twisted Transistor"
The Lyrics: Don't give up, because the music do
Why: I screwed up before. The above lyics are still wrong, but he correction should be "The music DOES."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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Band Name Anagrams:
OK RN Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
RN= Registered Nurse
Song Title Anagrams:
"Satin Image" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Sing 'A Team'" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Stain A Gem" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Snag A Mite" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Image Stain" originally "It's Me Again"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Korn Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Politics"
Very unusual censorship on this one. This song's video not only has cuss words edited out, but also the words "raped," "sex," and even "demon"--yet leaves in a close-up shot of one of the band members giving the finger.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
" K@#*%! "
This song has been banned from all radio stations because every three word uses profanity or the F word. Also there is no clean version of their album "Life Is Peachy" because if they did, they would have to replace the song, skip it, or do an instrumental version of the song.
Submitted by: Slpnot
"Y'all Want A Single (Say Fuck That)"
It got banned for saying "fuck" 99 times with a total of 100 swears. The group eventually decided to make a remix called "Y'all Want A Single (Say Suck That)
Submitted by: Travis
Super Long Pop Songs:
"When Will This End?" Length: 14:24
Nice choice of a name.
Submitted by: BECKER
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Twist" Length: 0:58
One of my favorite things about KoRn songs is scating... This song is just perfect..
Submitted by: Kam
"4 U" Length: 1:42
Not a big fan of Korn, but this song was good. Too bad it wasn't at least one verse longer.
Submitted by: Micke Luna
Song Title Acrostics:
FOAL: "Freak On A Leash"
Submitted by: Edyth Bowen
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Bake Me Mad" originally "Make Me Bad"
Submitted by: Lizzie
Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"Freak On A Leash"
The Lyrics: Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahedma, Da Boom Da Da Ooomm Da Bahema
Soy Sondoma Dahema Why: What Does That Mean?!?!?!?!
Submitted by: Maggot army
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Names as a Word Bank:
Ron Nok Rok Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
No Koko, O'Konnor Submitted by: Jonathan S.
As in, "Not featuring koko the gorilla."
Konk Ron Submitted by: Jonathan S.
OK, or no? Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Their music? DEFINITELY, NO!
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Nork originally "Korn"
Not really a spoonerism, but it sounds funny.
Submitted by: Red Ruffcorn
Hidden Tracks:
"One"
Wait for 6 minutes and 13 seconds after "When Will This End" (from Take A Look In The Mirror) finishes to hear Korn covering Metallica's "One" live. It was taken from "MTV Icons: Metallica".
Submitted by: A Stranger
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
vegetables and produce
KoRn? Corn? Quite obvious lol.
Submitted by: Metalhead
