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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Korn's, "Children of the Korn"
The Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck the lord, with my dick in my hand
The Real Lyrics:
F*ck the law with my dick in my hand
The Story: It was really funny! Me and my friend Ashley were in Hot Topic and they were playing this song and we both started singing it really loud. This really hot goth walked up to us and said 'Umm...its 'Fuck the law with my dick in my hand'' and walked away. We both started laughing our asses off! - Submitted by: Head
Korn's, "Coming Undone"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Since I was young
I've tasted sorrow on my tongue
And this sweet turkey gun
Does not protect me.
The Real Lyrics:
Since I was young
I've tasted sorrow on my tongue
And this sweet sugar gun
Does not protect me.
The Story: I hear it when I'm jogging with my headphones on and it totally ruins the song! What's he doing with a turkey gun? I get this aweful mental image of Korn out hunting turkey. And why should it protect him? Are the turkey's dangerous? - Submitted by: Linda
Korn's, "Freak On A Leash"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Archie Bunker lives with me.
The Real Lyrics:
A cheap f**k for me to lay.
The Story: I learned--at a Korn concert--that my husband had thought this was 'Archie Bunker lives with me' the whole time. I asked the other guy we were at the concert with (who hadn't heard my husband's version of the lyrics yet) what he thought it was and he said the same thing! - Submitted by: D.
Korn's, "Freak On A Leash"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Something takes a bite of me
You and I should suck a tree
The Real Lyrics:
Something takes a part of me
You and I were ment to be
The Story: i was stoned - Submitted by: Kylee
Korn's, "Freak On A Leash"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Something takes a part of me
You and I weren't meant to be
I'll keep up for me today
Smething takes a part of me..
The Real Lyrics:
Something takes a part of me
You and I were meant to be
A cheap f*** for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.
The Story: I was like 9 or 10 when I first heard it. Any way then I went to my cousin's house. We heard it on the radio and I started singing along. She looked at me and corrected te line. Pro'lly one of the most embarrassing moment in my short life. - Submitted by: Evil Munky
Korn's, "Freak On A Leash"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You and I will masturbate
The Real Lyrics:
You and I were meant to be
The Story: I said this out loud wearing my headphones in the backseat of my parents car and I just got stared at, and my brother then corrected me. - Submitted by: Jacob Genovese
Korn's, "Freak on a Leash"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Some things they...KORN!
The Real Lyrics:
Some things they DIE!
The Story: I thought Jonathan Davis decided to randomly mention the band's name in the bridge. - Submitted by: mo
Korn's, "Got the Life"
The Misheard Lyrics:
God's a lie.
The Real Lyrics:
Got the life.
The Story: My brother and I constantly heard this song on the radio and we'd laugh at the whole 'God hates me part'. We'd always look at each other and say, 'Well yeah, He hates you, you called him a lie, dumb**s!' Two years later, I make a similar comment to my roommate and needless to say, I was laughed at profusely. I looked up the lyrics and was horrified. - Submitted by: Silver
Korn's, "Thoughtless"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I will not be bound by your fore-head scabies.
The Real Lyrics:
I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming.
The Story: I was listening to this song with my girlfriend. I stopped and looked at her and asked, 'What the hell is he saying? Forehead Scabies?' And she, being is a bigger Korn freak than I, laughed SO hard. - Submitted by: Peachy
Korn's, "Throw Me Away"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Screwed up, you suck
The Real Lyrics:
Screwed up, used up
The Story: Actually, it was my mum who misheard this one. - Submitted by: Jonathan S.

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