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KoRn's, "All In The Family"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your father had your mother, your mother had your brother
It's just too bad your father's mad
Your mother's now your lover
It's just too bad your father's mad
Your mother's now your lover
Why They're funny:
Incest dealt with KoRn style. As above, All In The Family is just Jonathan Davis and Fred Durst ragging the hell out of each other. Very funny song.
Submitted by: joe
KoRn's, "All In the Family"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your Doing all you can to look like Raggedy Ann
Why They're funny:
true, but Johnathan Kicked Freds butt in this battle
Submitted by: Stobes
KoRn's, "All in the Family"
The Funny Lyrics:
Check you out, punk. Yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson Video.
You little fairy smellin' on your flowers.
Nappy hairy chest, look, it's Austin Powers. (Oh, yeah baby)
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson Video.
You little fairy smellin' on your flowers.
Nappy hairy chest, look, it's Austin Powers. (Oh, yeah baby)
Why They're funny:
The whole song is just Fred Durst and Jonathan throwing insults back and forth at each other. You have to hear the whole song.
Submitted by: wadded beef
KoRn's, "Beat it Upright"
The Funny Lyrics:
Yes, I'm ready for a good flogging, baby.
Yes, I'm ready to get it on.
Don't let up 'till my a** is bleeding, baby.
Don't let up until you are done.
Yes, I'm ready to get it on.
Don't let up 'till my a** is bleeding, baby.
Don't let up until you are done.
Why They're funny:
This guy likes it rough!
Submitted by: wadded beef
Korn's, "Beg For Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
I feel the shame
I'm not insane
I'm not insane
Why They're funny:
Oh.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
KoRn's, "Children of the KoRn (feat. Ice Cube)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hit yo' a** in the head wit' my forty.
Why They're funny:
'Hit your a** in the head.' I know it's slang but if you take it literally it sounds really weird.
Submitted by: wadded beef
KoRn's, "Embrace"
The Funny Lyrics:
Now I run into a wall 'cause I cannot find my way.
Why They're funny:
You can actually see him running into a wall
Submitted by: wadded beef
Korn's, "Fallin' Away From Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
Pressing me, they won't go away
So I pray, go away
So I pray, go away
Why They're funny:
Yeah, that makes sense
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Korn's, "Freak On A Leash"
The Funny Lyrics:
You and I were meant to be:
A cheap f*** for me to lay
A cheap f*** for me to lay
Why They're funny:
What more can I say, a match made in heaven obviously(!)
Submitted by: Nancygal
KoRn's, "Wicked"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't say nothing, just listen.
Got me a plan to break Tyson out of prison.
Got me a plan to break Tyson out of prison.
Why They're funny:
It's funny because by the time they released their cover of this Ice Cube song, Tyson had been out of prison.
Submitted by: wadded beef
KoRn's, "Wicked"
The Funny Lyrics:
Listen from the flow from a so fro'ed caucasian.
Why They're funny:
He had to change the word 'cause he's white.
Submitted by: wadded beef
Korn's, "Wicked"
The Funny Lyrics:
still got a duce then a buddy had to come nappy head levee chest every chin never seen with the heavy groove
gonna fly a frown cool down so take a look around
gonna fly a frown cool down so take a look around
Why They're funny:
ya it's not like the lyrics are understandable anyways?!
Submitted by: Mephistophlies
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