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Album cover parody of Light Years by Kylie Minogue
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Kylie Minogue and Robby Williams

Jokes:

Somebody recently asked Kylie if she wanted "one cup or two?" Problem was that she wasn't in a restaurant ordering coffee, but was buying lingerie!!!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just picturing myself as the meat in a Minogue sandwich. I should be so lucky!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Kiley/Koilee. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: The Singing Budgie. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Street Fighter, Moulin Rouge"Her performance (as well as that of Ming-Na) was probably the bes thing about the "Street Fighter" flick, but of course that's not saying much. - helena

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Kylie in VogueFor her endless fashions and style over the yearsRobert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Neat and Tidy""Aphrodite"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Get Outta My Face""Get Outta My Way"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"God Made Us This Way""Get Outta My Way"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"The Games That We Play""Get Outta My Way"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"This Song is So Gay!""Get Outta My Way"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head,"No one could be in her head in the first place.Renee Scoggins

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Got My Mind Set On You," George Harrison"Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie Minogue
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?," Janet Jackson"What Do I Have To Do?," Kylie Minogue
"Something's Wrong With Me," Austin Roberts"Can't Get You Out Of My Head," Kylie Minogue
"Plug Your Head In," The Hook"Shocked," Kylie Minogue
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Low" originally "Slow"
Steve
"Put Yourself In My Lace" originally "Put Yourself In My Place"
Samantha Wayland
"Love At Fist Sight" originally "Love At First Sight"
Janice Ferrell
"Love At First Sigh" originally "Love At First Sight"
Janice Ferrell

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Finger Feelings" originally "Finer Feelings"
Regina Olsen
"Loved At First Sight" originally "Love At First Sight"
Serafina
"Put Yourself In My Palace" originally "Put Yourself In My Place"
Heather Brockwell
"No More Train" originally "No More Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
"No More Grain" originally "No More Rain"
Alyssa Jayne

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Finer Peelings" originally "Finer Feelings"
Nutmeg Ryan
"Diner Feelings" originally "Finer Feelings"
Nancy
"Tow" originally "Wow"
Alyssa Jayne
"Sow" originally "Wow"
Alyssa Jayne
"Row" originally "Wow"
Alyssa Jayne

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Hand on Your Heart""Stage Fall Apart"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"The Locomotion""PG&E Explosion"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Better than Today""I Hate It When Cats Spray"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"It's Never Too Late""It's Fashionable Kate"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Should Be So Lucky""I Will Become Royalty"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Locomotion""Let's Go Oakland A's"Jay Jianoran
"Can't Get You Out of My Head""Can't Get You Out of My Spread"Rocky Mak
"2 Hearts""2 Hearts (A Tenth Doctor Parody)"Alexa/Billie Jean
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head""Dance With A Trout On My Head"Kristof Robertson
"Come Into My World""Love This Video"Ned Riley

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
The Locomotion"Planes, Trains and Automobiles" movie promoJohn "WerebelushiLover" Furbane
In Your EyesContact LensesAndrea Huckstep
Chocolate'Chocolate' phone model commercialsAndrea Huckstep
Spinning AroundWario Ware TwistedAndrea Huckstep
Spinnin' AroundCrash Bandicoot Series Of Video GamesJaxxTheChainsawMan
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Got to be certainPlanned ParenthoodDaniel G.
Spinning AroundDrugs helplineNatasha
Can't Get You Out Of My HeadQuality Sound Productionsquality Sound INternaitonal
Can't Get You Out Of My HeadHospital Neurology DepartmentEgo
ChocolateB.D.A. (British Diabetic Association)craig mac
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
But It's Better If You Do
   Panic! At The Disco
Do The Loco-motion
   Kylie Minogue
But It's Better If You Do The Loco-motion
It burns more calories than The Twist.
Edward
Heaven Is A Secret
   Spandau Ballet
It's No Secret
   Kylie Minogue
Heaven Is No Secret
Love is just a lie!
Mickey D.
A New Day Has Come
   Celine Dion
Come Into My World
   Kylie Minogue
A New Day Has Come Into My World
Aidan Smeaton
You Won't Forget About Me
   Dannii Minogue
On A Night Like This
   Kylie Minogue
You Won't Forget About A Night Like This
The Minogue sisters finally teaming up for a duet?
Didrick Namtvedt
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Derek and the Dominogues
Derek And The Dominos combined with Kylie Minogue
Australian pop diva joins a British classic rock band.
Submitted By: Ferragamo
Kylie en Vogue
Kylie Minogue combined with En Vogue
Inspired by an entry I saw on the "New Band Names" section.
Submitted By: Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
yeah, the stars
Original Lyrics:
yeah, slow
"Aphrodite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you fit Me in your stereo
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel me on your stereo
"Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull f**kers closer you and me
Original Lyrics:
Put focus close up you and me
"Get Outta My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is what'll happen if you wink and then you're girl-watching me
Original Lyrics:
This is what'll happen if you ain't givin' your girl what she needs
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
yeah, the stars
Original Lyrics:
yeah, slow

Story about this misheard lyric by: Lauren

My friend sang this for years.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Better Lyrics:
Couldn't stop him from using those meds
Injecting himself caused his death no doubt
The result was something that we dread
Untimely death just like Amy Winehouse
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Better Lyrics:
I can't believe what Romney has said
He's "not concerned about the poor" no doubt
Idiot needs to use his head
Helping the Poor is what it's all about
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Whenever You Feel Like It"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're dark, you're stormy
You really do it for me
Why They're Funny:
Well if that's what gets her off, good for her. :)
Submitted by: Crymistia
"The Loco-Motion"
The Funny Lyrics:
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
(Come on baby, do The Loco-Motion)
Why They're Funny:
In the movie 'Arthur 2: On The Rocks' they were turning on the faster than the speed of normal music of Kylie's 'The Loco-Motion,' to make a man do the fast exercise aerobics.
Submitted by: Mike Hack

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Lucky"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Lucky
Why They're Repetitive:
It's mentioned uncountable times in the song.
Submitted by: Mads
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
Why They're Repetitive:
Err, I think this basically tells for itself. La la la, moving on
Submitted by: Midnight
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Locomotion"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
Why They're Insincere:
Little Eva and Grand Funk Railroad (in that order) sang this song before Kylie, so it's not 'brand new'.
Submitted by: Suli
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Can't Get You Outta My Head"
The Dirty Lyrics:
There's some dark secret in me,
Don't keep my locked in your heart,
Set me free,
Feel the need in me...
Why They're Dirty:
These are very dirty lyrics, but just as coy and sexy as Kylie: She's having sex with this guy she's besotted with and by feeling the need in her, he's obviously satisfying her in the way. La, La, La is her showing she's pleased with him.
Submitted by: Waterbabe
 

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Ki-lee Me-ohg
Submitted by: MOR

Song Title Space Change:

"Put Yours, Elf, In My Place" originally "Put Yourself In My Place"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Shock Ed" originally "Shocked"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

I Like You G-men Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
You Milk Genie Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor

Song Title Anagrams:

"Grand Opus In Inn" originally "Spinning Around"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Sing 'Andiron Pun'" originally "Spinning Around"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Nip Snug Andiron" originally "Spinning Around"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Grand Pin Unison" originally "Spinning Around"
Submitted by: Kara Oke
"Adorn Pun In Sign" originally "Spinning Around"
Submitted by: Kara Oke

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

LAD: "Like A Drug"
Submitted by: Aussie

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Roe Nor Mane" originally "No More Rain"
It's neither fish eggs nor horse's mane.
Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi"
The Lyrics:
I, I I'm wondering why I still love you Je ne sais pas pourquoi I still want you Je ne sais pas pourquoi
Why:
French for "I don't know why"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Je ne sais pas pourqoui"
The Lyrics:
Je ne sais pas pourqoui
Why:
I don't know why. She only sings the title of the song in French.
Submitted by: Jan Veltkamp

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"I Should Be So Lucky"
The Lyrics:
I should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
I should be so lucky in love
I should be so lucky
Lucky lucky lucky
I should be so lucky in love
Why:
It's about a woman with an unrequited love.
Submitted by: Water to Water
 

Names as a Word Bank:

Gummy Mink On My Leg Submitted by: Meredith Corpening

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Miley Kinogue originally "Kylie Minogue"
And you thought Cyrus was the only one.
Submitted by: Papa Roach Clip

Performers with Handicaps:

"Breast Cancer"
Her battle against cancer postponed the completion of "The Showgirls Tour" by over a year.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Appearing on Doctor Who"
She played a character named Astrid Peth, a one-off companion of the Doctor in "Voyage of the Damned" (2007).
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Furniture"
In 2008, Kylie launched Kylie at Home to much tabloid fanfare. The range is available online and also in prominent high street retailers such as House of Fraser, Debenhams and British Home Stores. In October 2010 a new Kylie at Home collection was released, which featured new additions such as scented candles. A new bedding range was released in September 2011 under the Kylie at Home range. The range currently includes products such as curtains, bedding, pillows, towels, candles and lamp shades. It was all released by an endorsement deal with AshleyWildeGroup.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Her Endorsement of Products"
Some of which include: H&M Lingerie, Tous Diamonds, and her perfume Showtime
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Advertisements for Autos"
Print advertisement for Ford Street Ka (2002 Print advertisement for "Lexus CT 200H" - The World's First Full Hybrid Luxury Compact Car (2011)
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music) available.

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

BMW Cars
From her video "All the Lovers"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Can't Get You Out of My Head"
The Lyrics:
I just can’t get you out of my head
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
I just can’t get you out of my head
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Why:
Probably not the best choice around someone who has been diagnosed with a brain tumour.
Submitted by: S2
 

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