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Song Parodies -> "Irritant Tile"

Original Song Title:

"Million Miles"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Irritant Tile"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's amazing how by having just one tile out of alignment, it makes it a magnet for anybody's shoe.
Told I should keep my eyes directed before me
Could be danger in sight, I don't wanna miss it
But I say I'm aware of the problem and my biggest one comes from
The ground right where I'm walkin', such a pain in the butt

'Cause I'm sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay?
Sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay?
Refuse to be sorry for my need to look out for what bothers me
I'm sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay? I'm enraged

Just one misaligned paver, tile, whatever that thing is called
The point is that I hate it, it's always makin' me fall
Keeps catchin' on to the shoes that I'm wearin' since it's really camouflaged
Rectangles that surround it blend it in, man, this sucks

'Cause I'm sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay?
Sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay?
You can think I'm hurtin' my neck, please, prefer that to a split skull, see
I'm sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay? I'm enraged

This thing's barely visible, danger can't be seen
Tried to raise a stink but they said "paint it green"
That might make it visible but it won't stay visible
Paint will go, paint will go, paint will go

God, I'm sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay (irritant tile, okay)?
Sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay?
Can't cost that much money to just tweak the tile's alignment, can it? Geez
I'm sick of this one irritant, irritant, sick of this one irritant tile, okay (irritant)? I'm enraged

Danger near-invisible, sick of this irritant tile, okay?
Pretty sure it's fixable (okay), sick of this one irritant tile, okay?
So I won't keep my eyes directed before me

This song is inspired by an actual tile/paver outside my house. The only difference is that it got painted orange instead of green, though it helped about as much.

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