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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kylie Minogue that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 108 misheard song lyrics for Kylie Minogue on amIright currently.

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"Aphrodite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you fit Me in your stereo
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel me on your stereo
"Better The Devil You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better the evil you know
Original Lyrics:
Better the devil you know
"Better The Devil You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bigger than minimo
Original Lyrics:
Better the devil you know
"Better The Devil You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I forgive
And forget
If you say you'll never call.
Original Lyrics:
I'll forgive
And forget
If you say you'll never go.
"Better The Devil You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll f*** you, and forget if you say you'll never know.
Original Lyrics:
I'll forgive and forget if you say you'll never go.
"Better The Devil You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm better than Danni Minogue (better than Danni Minogue)
Original Lyrics:
It's better the devil you know (better the devil you know)
"Better The Devil You Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm better than Dannii Minogue.
Original Lyrics:
It's better the devil you know.
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cake if you wanna buy that
Original Lyrics:
Can't get you outta my head.
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get you into my bed
Original Lyrics:
Can't get you out of my head
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey sister, borrow my head.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you outta my head.
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my bed.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my head.
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my hair
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my head
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my hat.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you out of my head.
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't get you outta my hat
Original Lyrics:
I just can't get you outta my head
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick if you're going my way
Original Lyrics:
Can't get you outta my head.
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meow
Original Lyrics:
La
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a dog sleepin' in here.
Original Lyrics:
There's a dark secret in me.
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a dog, see pretty me
Don't ease me left in your heart
Original Lyrics:
There's a dark secret in me
Don't leave me locked in your heart
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a dog, sleeping with me
Original Lyrics:
There's a dark secret in me
"Chocolate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red chelsea!
Original Lyrics:
Fragile seems
"Come Into My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come into my room.
Original Lyrics:
Come into my world.
"Come Into My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, come
Come into my room.
Original Lyrics:
Come, come
Come into my world.
"Come Into My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your loaf.
Original Lyrics:
I need your love.
"Come Into My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your love
Like I need small lips.
Original Lyrics:
I need your love
Like night needs morning.
"Come Into My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your love
Right now this morning.
Original Lyrics:
I need your love
Like night needs morning.
"Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't help but be a slut
Won't you feel my beaver like I do?
Original Lyrics:
I can't help but need this drug
Won't you feel the fever like I do?
"Fever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't help the need to strut
Don't you feel the fever like I shoe?
Original Lyrics:
I can't help but need this drug
Don't you feel the fever like I do?
"Finer Feelings"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is love without the finer feelings? It's just sex without the central heating
Original Lyrics:
What is love without the finer feelings? It's just sex without the sexual healing
"Fragile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm fragile when I hear you smoke.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm fragile when I hear you speak.
"Fragile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a sense, that's my way
Don't wanna wear a hat
Catch my brain, can't think straight
God'll make a plan.
Original Lyrics:
Innocent, that's my way
Don't know where I am
Catch my breath, can't think straight
Gotta make a plan.
"Fragile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be the closest thing to love.
Original Lyrics:
This could be the closest thing to love.
"Get Outta My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you want me to do
Original Lyrics:
Do what you normally do
"Get Outta My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is what'll happen if you wink and then you're girl-watching me
Original Lyrics:
This is what'll happen if you ain't givin' your girl what she needs
"Give It To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it to me like a wallet
Original Lyrics:
Give it to me like I want it.
"Give It To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it to me like a woman
or
Give it to me, slight eye wallet.
Original Lyrics:
Give it to me like I want it.
"Give Me Just A Little More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me just a little more time
And I will push your Allegro.
Original Lyrics:
Give me just a little more time
And our love will surely grow.
"Got To Be Certain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't expect to get a diamond ring.
Original Lyrics:
I don't expect to get a guarantee.
"Got To Be Certain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a fool, I couldn't stop myself.
Original Lyrics:
I was such a fool, I couldn't stop myself.
"I Believe In You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm leaving you.
Original Lyrics:
But I believe in you.
"I Believe In You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe in marriage,
I do believe in love
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe you know me,
Although you know my name.
"I Believe In You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe that Matzo balls could ever match your face.
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe a masterpiece could ever match your face.
"I Believe in You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe that beauty will ever be replaced
I don't believe a mantelpiece could ever match your face.
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe that beauty will ever be replaced
I don't believe a masterpiece could ever match your face.
"I Should Be So Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
As'to pistolaki, Laki, Laki, Laki
Original Lyrics:
I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky
The misheard line is Greek for: leave the hairdryer, Laki, Laki, Laki
"I Should Be So Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be so yucky
Original Lyrics:
I should be so lucky
"I Should Be So Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should be some monkey
Original Lyrics:
I should be so lucky
"In My Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
How does it feel in my arse?
Original Lyrics:
How does it feel in my arms?
"In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Destiny has a funny way
When it comes and takes all your kids away.
Original Lyrics:
Destiny has a funny way
When it comes and takes all your cares away.
"In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Destiny has a funny way
When it comes and takes all your kids away.
Original Lyrics:
Destiny has a funny way
When it comes and takes all your cares away.
"In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell what you're thinking
My heart is thinking it too.
Original Lyrics:
I can tell what you're thinking
My heart is sinking too.
"In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make kids with you.
Original Lyrics:
I want to make it with you.
"In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in your ass.
Original Lyrics:
It's in your eyes.
"It's In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be naked with you.
Original Lyrics:
I want to make it with you.
"It's In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other than what a beautiful amphetamine
Original Lyrics:
Other than what a beautiful state I'm in
"Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Germans say Pop or Quack
Original Lyrics:
Je ne sais pas pourquoi.
"Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny say, "Pa, poor crow".
Original Lyrics:
Je ne sais pas pourquoi.
"Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump on wood.
Original Lyrics:
Jump on board.
"Love Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget, it's time for a love affair
Take my hand, who needs it anyway?
Original Lyrics:
Don't hold back it's time for a love affair
Take my hand, lead me to anywhere.
"Love At First Sight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til the love is just right.
Original Lyrics:
It was love at first sight.
"Love At First Sight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything went from rock to rap.
Original Lyrics:
And everything went from wrong to right.
"Love At First Sight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought that I was going crazy
Just like a one-inch daisy.
Original Lyrics:
Thought that I was going crazy
Just having one those days, yeah.
"Love At First Sight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought that I was really queasy
Just have to what I was dizzy.
Original Lyrics:
Thought that I was going crazy
Just having one of those days yeah.
"Love at First Sight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when I heard you
Forty-five first times I knew
We weren't two, be as one
Original Lyrics:
Baby when I heard you
For the first time I knew
We were meant to be as one
"Love at First Sight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was love on Fox 5
Original Lyrics:
It was love at first sight
"More More More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
More, more, more
"On A Night Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of tights like this
Original Lyrics:
On a night like this
"On A Night Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a night like this
I wanna spank the river.
Original Lyrics:
On a night like this
I wanna stay forever.
"On A Night Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a night like this
I wanna spank the river.
Original Lyrics:
On a night like this
I want to stay forever.
"Red Blooded Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count backwards, 5-4-3-2-1
Before you get to heat it after dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Count backwards, 5-4-3-2-1
Before you get to heated and turned on.
"Red Blooded Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count backwards, 5-4-3-2-1
Before you get to heated and turned on.(Best buy)
Original Lyrics:
Count backwards, 5-4-3-2-1
Before you get to heated and turned on.(this guy)
"Red Blooded Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Irish day.
Original Lyrics:
Crazier each day.
"Red Blooded Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a vicar
Original Lyrics:
Like a record
"Santa Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
A '52 come running right through, right through
Original Lyrics:
A '52 convertible, too, light blue
"Santa Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just slip the stable under the tree
Original Lyrics:
Just slip the sable under the tree
"Shocked"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was f***ed to my very foundations.
Original Lyrics:
I was rocked to my very foundations.
"Shocked"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shark Biter Power!
Ooh ooh
Shark bite the 'flower of love'
I was f***ed to my 'furry foundations'
Shark Biter Power
Shark Biter Power!
Original Lyrics:
Shocked by the power
Ooh ooh
Shocked by the power of love
I was shocked to my very foundations
Shocked by the power
Shocked by the power.
"Slow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor f***ers close up you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Pull focus close up you and me.
"Slow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull f***ers closer you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Pull focus close up you and me.
"Slow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull f**kers closer you and me
Original Lyrics:
Put focus close up you and me
"Slow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I put my mattress on
Boy I was so right.
Original Lyrics:
So I put my best dress on
Boy I was so right.
"Slow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
yeah, the stars
Original Lyrics:
yeah, slow
"Speakerphone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop your socks and grab your mini boob box
or
Trap door sucks and grabs your mini boob box
Original Lyrics:
Drop your socks and grab your mini boom box
"Spinning Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're billing me coz you like it like this
Original Lyrics:
I know you're feeling me coz you like it like this
"Spinning Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sleeping around
Move outta my way.
Original Lyrics:
I'm spinning around
Move outta my way.
"Spinning Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm slutting around,
move outta my way
Original Lyrics:
I'm spinning around,
move outta my way
"Spinning Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm spinning around, get outta my face
Original Lyrics:
I'm spinning around, get outta my way
"Spinning Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sweeping around
Move out of my way.
Original Lyrics:
I'm spinning around
Move out of my way.
"Spinning Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no way I'm gonna make it
or
There's no way I'm gonna bake it
or
There's no way I'm gonna bake it
Original Lyrics:
There's no way I'm gonna fake it
"Step Back In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop taking the bust up to the f***in' bruising.
Original Lyrics:
Non stop, dancing the bus stop, to the funky music.
"Step Back In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f***, I wanna f***.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna funk, I wanna funk.
"Step Back In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f***, I wanna rock.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna funk, I wanna funk.
"Step Back In Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f***.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna funk.
"Still Standing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
cause I Dolce & Gabanna
Original Lyrics:
cause I don't think I wanna
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby do the Little Martian
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby do the Locomotion
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby, use another lotion
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby, do the loco-motion
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, baby do the lucky mushroom
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby do the Loco-Motion
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it dance, it easy make me lose control
A little bit of river and a lot of soap.
Original Lyrics:
Do it nice and easy now don't lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul.
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's doin' a random dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now.
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's doing a brandy dance now.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now.
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you got the Mack
Original Lyrics:
I think you got the knack
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little baby sister can do it with me.
Original Lyrics:
My little baby sister can do it with ease.
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little baby system can do it with ease
It's easier than yearning your ABC's
Original Lyrics:
My little baby sister can do it with ease
It's easier than learning your ABC's
"The Loco-Motion"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come on, come on
Use another lotion with me.
Original Lyrics:
So come on, come on
Do the Loco-Motion with me.
"What Do I Have To Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's always been my excuse.
Original Lyrics:
Love's always been my excuse.
"Your Disco Needs You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For so hold to see my pore, from the main lights to the shore
So let's dance through all of this
War is over for a year
You're a slave to the rhythm, to your heart
You're a lonely star.
Original Lyrics:
From Soho to Singapore, from the mainland to the shore
So lets dance through all our fears
War is over for a bit
You're a slave to the rhythm, to your heart
You're a lonely heart.
"Your Disco Needs You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's dance through all our fears
The whole world should be moving to your heart your lonely heart
ne desservez pas votre nation
Original Lyrics:
So let's dance through all of this
The whole world should be moving do your part cure a lonely heart
ne decevez pas votre nation...
"Your Disco Needs You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a lonely fart.
Original Lyrics:
You're a lonely heart.
"Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love's got me goin' around and around
And it's d***in' me over.
Original Lyrics:
Your love's got me goin' around and around
And it's takin' me over.

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