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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Kylie Minogue's, "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Meow
The Real Lyrics:
La
The Story: I was riding in the car with my 5 and 7 year olds when they started singing the misheared lyrics. When I started laughing, they couldn't figure out why. - Submitted by: Anita
Kylie Minogue's, "Got To Be Certain"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I don't expect to get a diamond ring.
The Real Lyrics:
I don't expect to get a guarantee.
The Story: My mate and I were singing out hearts out When I came out with those lyrics, we were laughing our heads of for ages. - Submitted by: Tina
Kylie Minogue's, "Locomotion"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's doin' a random dance now.
The Real Lyrics:
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now.
The Story: A friend of mine was using this misheard lyric as her email signature and she still has no idea that these are the wrong lyrics!! She is too young to have heard Kylie's version, not to mention Little Eva's! - Submitted by: Fi
Kylie Minogue's, "Slow"
The Misheard Lyrics:
yeah, the stars
The Real Lyrics:
yeah, slow
The Story: My friend sang this for years. - Submitted by: Lauren
Kylie Minogue's, "The Locomotion"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's doing a brandy dance now.
The Real Lyrics:
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now.
The Story: All the more hilarious because I was under this alcoholic misunderstanding for a good 10 years until one day I scoffed to my friends, 'I mean what the hell is a 'brandy dance' anyway?!', to which one of my mates looked at me as if I had the brain capacity of an amoeba and said 'So it's not a brand new dance then?' - Submitted by: Rekha Sandal
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