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Song Parodies -> "Pinning It Down"

Original Song Title:

"Spinning Around"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Pinning It Down"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This company is being bled like a stuck pig, Mac, and I got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out. Take a look at this!
Pinnin' it down, pinnin' it down
Oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm pinnin' it down, it's good for my brain
All these connections you're on about just won't click
I'm breakin' it down, have to re-frame
So hard to get it when it's a crazy long list

Real hard to follow this bullcrap I won't swallow
It all sounds insane
But you'll never stop, so might as well not be rude and blow
You off with a handwave
Sure, it's superbly mad but it passes time to tack
The pins in and weave
All the multi-coloured threads in just to try and force some sense in
As if I might believe

I'm pinnin' it down to see if my brain
Can reconnect all of the synapses you've missed
I'm breakin' it down, make it a game
See if we'll ever get to an answer

The Deep State is to blame? That's another pin
Let's see where it leads
Lots of Post-its I've been placin' as I wait for when you're sayin'
That lizardmen are real
I'd pass on the diatribe 'bout how the bigwigs lie
There's no truth in it, see
But then you'd head outside and potentially rewire
Some poor innocent teen

I'm pinnin' it down to keep you restrained
Calm the impulse to share with folks who might buy it
I'm breakin' it down, still makin' plain
The fact that I won't be a believer of this (ooh)

Crazy, crazy, crazy
Been tellin' you how it is
So crazy, crazy, crazy
And yet I know you won't quit
So crazy, crazy, crazy

I'm pinnin' it down, it might take all day
All in the vain hopes that it'll run you ragged
I'm breakin' it down (what a display), what a display (of utter bullshit)
Of utter bullshit, though I bet you'll still like it

'Cause to you, it really makes sense, oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm not the same since I've yet to snap a twig, oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh yeah-eah-eah, I'm not a twit, know it's all shit
I'm not insane, have fun with this
Stand there and stay, stare all amazed, oh-oh-oh-oh

...okay, Charlie, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis! It's all they're talking about up there!

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