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Fun Music Information -> Albert Hammond
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "It Always Snows In Northeast Ohio" | "It Never Rains In Southern California" | Paul Warren |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I'm A Train," | does that mean Albert has a tender behind? | Kronos |
| "I'm A Train," | Rachel Stedman | |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California," | Does so! | That no-one Candy Nye |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "How Far?," Martina McBride | "Half A Million Miles From Home," Albert Hammond | |
| "Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch | "99 Miles From L.A.," Albert Hammond | |
| "In The Desert," Ben Lee | "99 Miles From L.A.," Albert Hammond | |
| "Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch | "Half A Million Miles From Nowhere," Albert Hammond | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Half A Million Mils From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
That's only 500 inches!
Monica Harpootlian
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Fair Disaster" originally "Air Disaster"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hair Disaster" originally "Air Disaster"
Alyssa Jayne
"Lair Disaster" originally "Air Disaster"
Alyssa Jayne
"Half A Million Miles From Homer" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Lucy Crosland
"Half A Million Smiles From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Someone get sent a HUGE number of smiley faces?
Kirsten Abercrombie
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Half A Million Miles From Rome" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Then you'd be somewhere in space?
Daniel
"Half A Million Miles From Dome" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Ed
"Half A Million Miles From Nome" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Larry
"Half A Billion Miles From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Now that's REALLY far away!
Monica Harpootlian
"Hall A Million Miles From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Monica Harpootlian
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Bass in Four Girl Band" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California" | "I Am An Avid Video Game Maniac" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
| "The Free Electric Band" | "Pre-election Plan" | Merry & Pippin |
| "It Never Rains in Southern California" | "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Resurrected Man" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Free Cruising Plan (The Oceanic Voyaging Song)" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Free Electric Band" | "Wee Electric Van" | Patrick McWilliams |
| "Down by the River" | "Down on the River" | Patrick McWilliams |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California" | "There's Never Brains Except For Those Abnormal" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "It Never Rains In Southern California" | "There's Intercourse In Southern Pennsylvania" | Tommy Turtle |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I'm A Train | Mental Institution | Mark |
| Air Disaster | Flight Reservations Desk | FussBudget |
| Air Disaster | Airline Reservation Service | FussBudgetVanPelt |
| It Never Rains In Southern California | California Drought Hotline | JesusGeek |
| Half A Million Miles From Home | Roadside Breakdown Assistance | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| It Never Rains In Southern California Albert Hammond | It's Raining Men The Weather Girls | It's Never Raining Men In Southern California | Sheila Evans |
| It Never Rains In Southern California Albert Hammond | I Wish It Would Rain The Temptations | I Wish It Woud Never Rain In Southern California! We're sick of those landslides! | Paul Warren |
| The Free Electric Band Albert Hammond | Band On The Run Paul McCartney And Wings | The Free Electric Band On The Run | CJE |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Richard Hammond
Richard Marx combined with Albert Hammond
Top Gear's "Hamster" gets a recording contract.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics: My father is a doctor, he's a fat-bellied man
Original Lyrics: My father is a doctor, he's a family man
| "It Never Rains in California"
Misheard Lyrics: It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, menopause. Original Lyrics: It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, man, it pours |
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics: My happiness was painful when they laid their money down
Original Lyrics: My happiness was paid for when they laid their money down
| "The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics: They both could clean America ...
Original Lyrics: They're both good clean Americans who abide by the law
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics: My father is a doctor, he's a fat-bellied man
Original Lyrics: My father is a doctor, he's a family man
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Chuck Eckard For FORTY YEARS I've thought that was how it went! (Finally just looked it up.) I could never understand why the subject of the song would make such an insulting remark about someone who did so much for him, according to the rest of the lyrics. Perhaps I was interpreting "fat-bellied" as being stuffy and old-fashioned. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: It never rains in california
But girl, don't they warn ya Why They're Misrhymed: It ain't the worst rhyme I've ever heard, but then, nothing really rhymes with California, does it? In spite of this 'cheater rhyme', it's my favorite pop song of all time!...
Submitted by: jukebox dave
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Band Name Anagrams:
Marble And Moth Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Bold Ram Anthem Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Modern Lamb Hat Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Let Norm Dab Ham Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Mother And Lamb Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"I Am In Tar" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Air It, Man" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A Martini" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I Train Ma" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Mat In Air" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"It never rains in Southern California"
The Lyrics: Seems it never rains in Southern California
Why: Well, it does rain in the state of California!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Song Title Acrostics:
AD: "Air Disaster"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"It Never Rains in Southern California"
The Lyrics: Seems it never rains in Southern California, Seems I've often heard that talk before.
It never rains in California, but girl don't they warn ya, it pours, man it pours. Why: This whole song is a story about a guy who thinks the grass is greener on the other side, but he thought wrong.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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