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Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"It Always Snows In Northeast Ohio""It Never Rains In Southern California"Paul Warren

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I'm A Train,"does that mean Albert has a tender behind?Paul Warren
"I'm A Train,"Paul Warren
"It Never Rains In Southern California,"Does so!Paul Warren

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Have You Ever Seen The Rain?""It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert HammondRaphael
"California Dreaming""It Never Rains In California," Albert HammondKathy
"Fire""It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert HammondEven though they need it. - Martha Hankins
"Blame It On The Rain""It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert HammondOkay, it was me. - Brian Kelly
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"It Never Drains In Southern California" originally "It Never Rains In Southern California"
Claire Annette Player

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"It Never Pains In Southern California" originally "It Never Rains In Southern California"
jonny

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Free Electric Band""Wee Electric Van"Patrick McWilliams
"Down by the River""Down on the River"Patrick McWilliams
"It Never Rains In Southern California""There's Never Brains Except For Those Abnormal"Alvin Rhodes
"It Never Rains In Southern California""There's Intercourse In Southern Pennsylvania"Tommy Turtle
"It Never Rains in Southern California""I'd Rather Live In Northern California"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"It Never Rains In California""You're Never Sane With Paranoia"Alvin Rhodes
"Free Electric Band""Resurrected Man"Johnny D
"It Never Rains in Southern California""It Never Brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger"Johnny D
"It Never Rains In Southern California""It Always Rains In Southern California"Rex Ungericht
"It Never Rains In Southern California""I've Never Laid a Southern Californian"Stuart McArthur

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I'm A TrainMental InstitutionMark
Air DisasterFlight Reservations DeskFussBudget
Air DisasterAirline Reservation ServiceFussBudgetVanPelt
It Never Rains In Southern CaliforniaCalifornia Drought HotlineJesusGeek
Half A Million Miles From HomeRoadside Breakdown AssistanceFussBudgetVanPelt

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
It Never Rains In Southern California
   Albert Hammond
It's Raining Men
   The Weather Girls
It's Never Raining Men In Southern California
Sheila Evans
It Never Rains In Southern California
   Albert Hammond
I Wish It Would Rain
   The Temptations
I Wish It Woud Never Rain In Southern California!
We're sick of those landslides!
Paul Warren
The Free Electric Band
   Albert Hammond
Band On The Run
   Paul McCartney and Wings
The Free Electric Band On The Run
CJE

Misheard Lyrics:

"It Never Rains In Southers California"
Misheard Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
Before Mary's home.
or
Before Mary calls.
Original Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California
But girl, don't they warn you
It pours
Many pours.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California
But girl don't they warn you
It pours
Man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It pours, menapause.
Original Lyrics:
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in summer California
[Later]
It's yours, and it's yours.
Original Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Southern California
[Later]
It pours, man, it pours.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"It Never Rains In Southern California"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
It never rains in california
But girl, don't they warn ya
Why They're Misrhymed:
It ain't the worst rhyme I've ever heard, but then, nothing really rhymes with California, does it? In spite of this 'cheater rhyme', it's my favorite pop song of all time!...
Submitted by: jukebox dave
 

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"It never rains in Southern California"
The Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Southern California
Why:
Well, it does rain in the state of California!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"It never rains in Southern California"
The Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Southern California, Seems I've often heard that talk before. It never rains in California, but girl don't they warn ya, it pours, man it pours.
Why:
This whole song is a story about a guy who thinks the grass is greener on the other side, but he thought wrong.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

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