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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Albert Hammond that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Albert Hammond on amIright currently.

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"I Don't Wanna Die In An Air Disaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Indians made a fire.
Original Lyrics:
The engines spit out fire.
"I'm a Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me
I'm a chain on a truck
I'm a chain, I'm a chain, I'm a chicken chain, yeah !
Original Lyrics:
Look at me
I'm a train on a track
I'm a train, I'm a train, I'm a chook-a train, yeah !
Thanks to Radio Biobio for liking Albert Hammond.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before menopause
Original Lyrics:
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
Before Mary's home.
or
Before Mary calls.
Original Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girl had pneumonia.
It bores, Man of War.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girls, don't they warn ya'.
It pours, man it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girls and ammonia.
It's four men or more
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California.
The girls, don't they warn ya'?
It pours, man it pours
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California
But girl, don't they warn you
It pours
Many pours.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California
But girl don't they warn you
It pours
Man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It pours, menapause.
Original Lyrics:
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, that talk about the cooties
Original Lyrics:
Oh, that talk of opportunities
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard that cattle don't deform.
Original Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard the cattle talk before.
Original Lyrics:
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before.
"It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in summer California
[Later]
It's yours, and it's yours.
Original Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Southern California
[Later]
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains in California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, menopause.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, man, it pours
"It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, matadors.
Original Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours.
"It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ombudsman don't know which one to take
Original Lyrics:
Had offers but don't know which one to take
"It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girls, don't they warm ya?
Original Lyrics:
But girl, don't they warn ya?
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
My father is a doctor, he's a fat-bellied man
Original Lyrics:
My father is a doctor, he's a family man
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
My happiness was painful when they laid their money down
Original Lyrics:
My happiness was paid for when they laid their money down
Well, my "English teacher" Albert has a wonderful articulation, I understood all of his songs really well - with only a few exceptions, and this is one of them.
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'd settle for some Bourbon and a little patch of land
Original Lyrics:
She'd settle for suburbia and a little patch of land
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'd settle for some purple and a little patch of land
Original Lyrics:
She'd settle for suburbia and a little patch of land
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
They both could clean America ...
Original Lyrics:
They're both good clean Americans who abide by the law
Albert was one of the few singers I understood exceptionally well with my limited English at the time (I'm German). If fact, I consider him my English teacher. :-)

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