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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

A1 should endorse "A1 Steak Sauce"
It's name and theirs are the same!
Marcia Gay Soften
ABC should endorse "Liquor Stores (called ABC in some states)"
In Some US states, ABC=alcoholic beverage control.
Kelly Blythe
AC/DC should endorse "An Electric Company"
AC/DC = Alternating Current/Direct Current.
Dylan Baranski
Adam & The Ants should endorse "Entomologists"
Ants are insects.
Peter
Aerosmith should endorse "Aero Chocolate Bars"
Yum.
Travis
Air Supply should endorse "SCUBA Tanks"
A diver's "air supply"
Psycho Librarian
Air Traffic Control should endorse "Airports"
weirdkid106
Alexisonfire should endorse "Fire Extinguishers"
To put out Alexis
Travis
Alice Cooper should endorse "Alice in Wonderland"
his name
tictacs941
Alice in Chains should endorse "Chains"
Not to hold Alice down. Thats illegal.
Travis
All Saints should endorse "Catholic Churches"
shepop
The All-American Rejects should endorse "Illegal aliens"
Felicia
American Football should endorse "Football"
Grillzforlife
Amy Winehouse should endorse "Some type of wine."
Isn't it obvious? -:)
Peter
Anal Cunt should endorse "Sex Shops"
That name says it all....
Paul Warren
The Angels of Light should endorse "church"
Grillzforlife
Anita Baker should endorse "Bread, cake, pie, pastries, etc."
What bakers make
Jessica Childress
Aqualung should endorse "Scuba"
An aqualung is an underwater breathing device.
JC Foster
Arcade Fire should endorse "Arcades"
weirdkid106
Asia should endorse "Travelling Asia"
I have always wanted to travel Asia.
Travis
Atomic Rooster should endorse "K.F.C"
"Who knows what's in thier chicken these days?"
princejellyfish
Attack Attack! should endorse "Supplies for armies"
Attack!!
Travis

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