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Stupid Band Names:

  • Needless to say, the name makes me think of Archie comic books. Even if that was the intention, they could have come up with a better name. (Or does everyone in the band have the family name Archie?) Submitted by: Thomas Radigan

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
The ArchesIf there was a Remove Letters for band names.Odie Garfield
The ArchivesIf only there was Add a Letter for band names...Isac

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Splenda Splenda""Sugar Sugar"cartoon cartoon
"Equal, Equal""Sugar, Sugar"cartoon cartoon

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Mr. Factory,"No one has 'Factory' as a surname.Quyjibo

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Bubble Gum World," 1910 Fruitgum Company"Sugar, Sugar," The Archies
"Who's Your Baby," The Archies"Senorita Rita," The Archies
"Kisses Sweeter Than Wine," Jimmie Rodgers"Sugar, Sugar," The Archies
"Who's Your Baby?," The Archies"You Are," Lionel Richie
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Mr. Factor" originally "Mr. Factory"
Holly Stefan

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Gent On The Line" originally "Get On The Line"
Naomi Swanson
"Get On The Linen" originally "Get On The Line"
Naomi Swanson
"Mrs. Factory" originally "Mr. Factory"
Holly Stefan

Change a Letter:

"Wet On The Line" originally "Get On The Line"
Kimberly Townsend
"Bet On The Line" originally "Get On The Line"
Kimberly Townsend
"Jet On The Line" originally "Get On The Line"
Kimberly Townsend
"Ms. Factory" originally "Mr. Factory"
Holly Stefan
"Get On The Lint" originally "Get On The Line"
Jane Farnsworth

Recordings:

May 24
a parody of "Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies
A parody of the Archies' bubblegum hit Sugar, Sugar.
SoundClick.Com: (Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Sugar, Sugar""Hooker, Hooker (The Ballad of Kesha Rose Sebert)"Michael Pacholek
"Jingle Jangle""Sharron Angle"Giblet O'Sarcasm
"Sugar, Sugar""Cougar, Cougar"Rick Cormier
"Sugar Sugar""Booger Booger"The Offenders
"Sugar, Sugar""Booger, Booger"2Eagle
"Sugar Sugar""Common Comma"John A. Barry
"Sugar, Sugar""Boogers, Boogers"John A. Barry
"Everything's Archie""Kickin' Overdrive: A PROO Song"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Sugar, Sugar""Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah"John A. Barry
"Sugar, Sugar""Scooter, Scooter"John A. Barry

There are additional Archies song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Sugar SugarCandyNatalie Benson

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Sugar, SugarNational Action Against ObesityYello Jello
Sugar SugarSweet 'n Lo factoryKooKooDee
Sugar SugarWeight WatchersFussBudgetVanPelt

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Lips Like Sugar
   Echo and the Bunnymen
Sugar, Sugar
   The Archies
Lips Like Sugar, Sugar
Rod

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

The Archives
The Archies combined with The Hives
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Archie Bunker's Hill
The Archies combined with Bunker Hill
Aw geez Edith, the Meathead's gonna be in this group!
Submitted By: Martha Hankins
The Archies of Meat Loaf
The Archies combined with Meat Loaf
Submitted By: Mister X

Misheard Lyrics:

"Mr. Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hysterectomy
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Factory
"Sugar Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make love to your feet, hey, hey, hey!
or
I'm gonna make your love so sweet, heh, heh, heh!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah!
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey
Oh, Sugar, Sugar
You are my candy girl
And you got me going.
Original Lyrics:
Honey
Oh, Sugar, Sugar
You are my candy girl
And you got me wanting you.
"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meshuggah
Ah, honey, honey
You are my cannibal
And you've got me watching you
Honey
Meshuggah, sugar
You are my cannibal
And you've got me watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Ah sugar
Ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey
Ah, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Sugar, Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meshuggah
Ah, honey, honey
You are my cannibal
And you've got me watching you
Honey
Meshuggah, sugar
You are my cannibal
And you've got me watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Ah sugar
Ah, honey, honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Honey
Ah, sugar, sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Joe Ely Carrales

I am not Jewish, but as a boy I knew thought that was what it said. Later in life, I found out 'meshuggah' was Yiddish for 'crazy.' 'You are my cannibal' seemed silly, but it made as much sense to a 5 year old as 'meshuggah.'

Song Parody Fragments:

"Sugar Sugar"
Better Lyrics:
I'm gonna make love to your feet
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make your love so sweet
Submitted by: oldpop
"Sugar Sugar"
Better Lyrics:
Ah bogger, snot's runny runny
This is mucas, girl
And my nose is full of goo
Original Lyrics:
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy, girl
And you got me wanting you
Submitted by: Major B

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Sugar Sugar"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Sugar
Oh honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you
Why They're Nonsensical:
Would this line ever work?
Submitted by: Celeste
"Bang-Shang-A-Lang"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My heart went bang-shang-a-lang
Why They're Nonsensical:
Oh, come on. Hearts don't do this.
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Truck Driver"
The Dated Lyrics:
Truck driver, you've got all those license plates
Why They're Dated:
It used to be that in the U.S., a truck doing interstate business had to have a license plate from each state it traveled in. Now, such a truck only has a license plate from the state that is its home base.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Sugar Sugar"
The Dirty Lyrics:
You're my candy girl
Why They're Dirty:
I would find it disgusting if somebody called me that.
Submitted by: MADS
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Bang-Shang-A-Lang"
The Made Up Words:
bang-shang-a-lang
Comments:
This 1968 hit song has a catchy chorus: "My heart went bang-shang-a-lang, bang-shang-a-lang, bang-shang-a-lang, bang bang."
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Hi, Teachers! Submitted by: Alexis
I Reach Seth Submitted by: Alexis
The Cashier Submitted by: Alexis
Their Chase Submitted by: Joe
Hatcheries Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"My Car Fort" originally "Mr. Factory"
Submitted by: Holly Stefan
"Amy R. Croft" originally "Mr. Factory"
Submitted by: Holly Stefan
"Croft Army" originally "Mr. Factory"
Submitted by: Holly Stefan
"My Craft Or" originally "Mr. Factory"
My craft or WHAT?
Submitted by: Holly Stefan
"Gaurs, Gaurs" originally "Sugar, Sugar"
Gaur = a very large Asian buffalo-like animal
Submitted by: Jessica Albatross

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Truck Driver"
The Lyrics:
She might have gone to Baltimore
She talked about it the night before
She might have gone to New York City
The skies are gray but the lights are pretty
She might have gone to Hollywood
I know she'd go there if she could
Why:
This song mentions Baltimore, Maryland, plus New York, New York, and Hollywood, California.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
 

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mister Rack Forty" originally "Mr. Factory"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Mister Rack For Tea" originally "Mr. Factory"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Fister Tack Or Me" originally "Mr. Factory"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:

"Bang-Shang-A-Lang"
The Lyrics:
My heart went bang-shang-a-lang, bang-shang-a-lang.
Why:
How it feels when you're falling for someone!
Submitted by: Bob
 

Names as a Word Bank:

Chic Chairs Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Sugar Sugar"
The Lyrics:
When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be.
Why:
When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet abyss could key.
Submitted by: Daphne Hughes
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

The Charries originally "The Archies"
Submitted by: Cartoon Cartoon

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

McDonald's
because of the Golden Arches
Submitted by: Evan

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