-> "Kushner, Crook Scourge"
Original Song Title:
"Sugar, Sugar"
Parody Song Title:
"Kushner, Crook Scourge"
The Lyrics
Kushner, yuck! scummy, scummy—
douche makes me gag and hurl.
Scum’s a gutless awful stooge.
Scummy, that’s Kushner crook scourge—
stooge makes me gag and hurl.
Scum’s a gutless awful douche.
I just can’t believe this scumminess of Trumpy’s douche
(I just can’t believe this stooge).
If he’d only leave, then dad-in-law could shtup his cooze
(Trump would love to shtup his cooze).
Puke Kushner—gross, scummy, scummy
he’s shtupping daddy’s girl,
and daddy, he wants to screw.
Ah, “honey” is daddy’s mantra;
He wants to slam his girl,
who has got him panting too.
She’s the shiksa girl of he, from a mob family
(he’s from a mob family).
He’s a scummy slumlord, just like his scumbag daddy
(it’s a scumbag family).
Gross Kushner—everyone in his network is scummy;
whores are all the Kushner sh*t family.
He’s nothing but a f*cking thief, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whores are all the Kushner f*ckwits, yeah.
Whores are all the Kushner f*ckwits, scummy.
Whores are all the Kushner f*ckwit aholes.
They’re all living a life of thieves, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whore criminal Kushner steals money.
Gag! Kushner, so scummy, scummy.
He’s from a bagman world;
his daddy’s a scumbag too.
So scummy, scummy, Kushner, crook scourge.
Scummy, scummy, Kosher, crook scourge.
He makes me gag and hurl.
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