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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Panic At The Disco! should endorse "Anti-anxiety medications"

It would help with the panic (a form of anxiety).

Peter

Papa Roach should endorse "Roach exterminators"

BECKER

Paramore should endorse "Dating service"

Paramour- an illicit lover

tictacs941

Partridge Family should endorse "Audubon Society"

Figure it out bird brain.

Peter

Paw should endorse "Humane Society or PETA"

..or "The Ellen DeGeneres Show"!

one hit

Peanut Butter Conspiracy should endorse "Smucker's Jam"

"Those bastard's at Jiff have it sooo easy!"

princejellyfish

Phil Oakey should endorse "Forest Conservation"

British Bullcrap

Plain White T's should endorse "Clorox Bleach"

"for when your plain white t's get dirty"

flipside

Platters should endorse "Various restaurants."

They actually did this in the early 1990's.

Peter

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