Names -> Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name -> P
Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.
Panic at the Disco should endorse "Disco clubs (assuming there are any left)"
Frank
Panic At The Disco! should endorse "Anti-anxiety medications"
It would help with the panic (a form of anxiety).
Peter
Papa Roach should endorse "Roach exterminators"
BECKER
Peanut Butter Conspiracy should endorse "Smucker's Jam"
"Those bastard's at Jiff have it sooo easy!"
princejellyfish
Pet Shop Boys should endorse "Pet Shops"
Grillzforlife
Phil Oakey should endorse "Forest Conservation"
British Bullcrap
Poison should endorse "Rat Poison"
Travis
The Popinjays should endorse "The O'Reilly Factor"
Since Bill O'Reilly uses that term often.
Political
Prince should endorse "Prince tennis equipment"
Soul
Project Pitchfork should endorse "Pitchforks"
Grillzforlife
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