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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

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Panic at the Disco should endorse "Disco clubs (assuming there are any left)"
Frank
Panic At The Disco should endorse "I Can Pat Coed Shit"
Iris Green
Panic At The Disco! should endorse "Anti-anxiety medications"
It would help with the panic (a form of anxiety).
Peter
Papa Roach should endorse "Roach exterminators"
BECKER
Paradise Lost should endorse "Milton's poem, Paradise Lost"
Well, that seems to be what they're named for.
Fiona Pear
Paramore should endorse "Dating service"
Paramour- an illicit lover
tictacs941
Partridge Family should endorse "Audubon Society"
Figure it out bird brain.
Peter
Patrick Stump should endorse "Tree Stump Removal Service"
Because "Stump" is his name
Lydia Helton
Paw should endorse "Humane Society or PETA"
..or "The Ellen DeGeneres Show"!
one hit
Peanut Butter Conspiracy should endorse "Smucker's Jam"
"Those bastard's at Jiff have it sooo easy!"
princejellyfish
The Pearly Whites should endorse "Crest Teeth Whitening Strips"
so those teeth can be pearly white
Rychendroll
Pet Shop Boys should endorse "Pet Shops"
Grillzforlife
Phil Oakey should endorse "Forest Conservation"
British Bullcrap
Phoenix should endorse "arizona.gov"
I hope I don't need to explain this.
JC Foster
Pink should endorse "Susan G Komen Foundation (Breast Cancer)"
Breast Cancer Awareness uses Pink Ribbons
Rychendroll
Pink Floyd should endorse "Vanish cleaner"
Because their slogan is 'Trust Pink...!'
pickle
Pixie Lott should endorse "Smoothies"
Her favorite drink
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Pixie Lottt should endorse "Smoothies"
Her favorite drink
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Placebo should endorse "Medication"
Makes enough sense.
missmikey612
Plain White T's should endorse "Clorox Bleach"
"for when your plain white t's get dirty"
flipside
Platters should endorse "Various restaurants."
They actually did this in the early 1990's.
Peter
The Pointer Sisters should endorse "Road signs"
Many road signs point you toward places.
Salvador Dali Parton
Poison should endorse "Rat Poison"
Travis
The Police should endorse "Kevlar Vests"
as worn by the police
Rychendroll
Pop Will Eat Itself should endorse "Soft drinks"
Soda pop will run down the oak tree.
Mickey D.
The Popinjays should endorse "The O'Reilly Factor"
Since Bill O'Reilly uses that term often.
Political
The Poppies should endorse "The opium trade"
Opium is made from poppies.
Karen Smith
The Postal Service should endorse "The United States Postal Service"
Pretty obvious there.
Dylan B.
Prince should endorse "Prince Spaghetti"
It would be his day, too.
Soul
Prince should endorse "Prince tennis equipment"
Soul
Project Pitchfork should endorse "Pitchforks"
Grillzforlife
Prototype should endorse "Prototype The Game"
Grillzforlife
Puddle Of Mudd should endorse "Wellington boots"
So your feet don't get wet.
Pickle
Pussy Riot should endorse "Adult Theme Party Planners"
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Pussycat Dolls should endorse "Cat products or dolls"
Sheila Oh

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