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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Cake should endorse "Cake"
Pretty straight foreward I hope.
Travis
The Call should endorse "telephones"
Because you 'call' someone on the telephone!
Jen
The Calling should endorse "Cellphones"
Because you make a call on a telephone
Edward
Camel should endorse "Cigarettes"
"Because Kool And The Gang were busy.
princejellyfish
Captain Beefheart should endorse "Beef"
It's what's for dinner.
old
Carpenters should endorse "Hand Tools"
Carpenters use Hand Tools for building stuff.
Paul Warren
Carrie Hassler should endorse "Bill collectors"
Because they hassle you.
Terror Reid
The Cars should endorse "Cars"
weird
Cash Cash should endorse "a bank"
=3
Cat Power should endorse "pet store"
Grillzforlife
Chad Kroeger should endorse "Kroger Supermarkets"
Let's go Krogering with a "Rockstar".
Rocky
The Chariot should endorse "Chariots"
weirdkid106
Chevelle should endorse "Chevy"
Isn't it obvious?
BECKER
Coldplay should endorse "Broadway"
Ever been to New York? It's COLD!
JC Foster
Coldplay should endorse "Winter Olympics"
Cold + Play = Winter sports of a winter olympics
Peter
Collective Soul should endorse "IRS"
They collect your taxes & when late buy your soul.
JC Foster
Collective Soul should endorse "Heaven or Hell"
Since both places supposedly collect souls.
Peter
Concrete Blonde should endorse "Peroxide Hair Perms"
sherock
Counting Crows should endorse "Sesame Street"
They could even go on and help with the counting.
Peter
The Cranberries should endorse "Ocean Spray"
Most OS beverages feature cranberry juice.
Brian Kelly
Crickets should endorse "Entomologists"
Crickets are insects.
Peter
The Crystals should endorse "Swarovski"
Swarovski is a popular crystal dealer
Brendan Richards
Curved Air should endorse "Ceiling Fans"
"might be the only fans they have left"
pricejelyfish

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