Fun Music Information -> Celine Dion

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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Celion Dion, Celion Delion, Celine Dion with Andrea Bocelli, Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson/Jump 5, Celine Deon

Music Jokes:

Yesterday, Celine Dion received a box of boomerangs. She tried throwing them away, but they're all coming back to her now.

Submitted by: Psycho Librarian

Celine Dion walks into a bar.
Bartender says 'Why the long face?'

Submitted by: LucidLupin LeeBee

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Celine Marie Claudette Dion . Submitted by: sparklingrain678

Also known as: Marie Claudette Celine Dion. Submitted by: Red gurken

Strange Offspring Names:

Rene-Charles - I like these names apart, but together, they just don't sound too good. Submitted by: Lisandra
Rene-Charles Angelil - Named after his father, AAHHHHHHHH!!! Submitted by: Chelsea Vaughn

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"Des fleurs sur la neige"	This was a Quebecois TV miniseries from 1991, which Celine starred in just as her English-language singing career was taking off (with "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"). She also played herself on an episode of "Touched By An Angel." Her acting is rather wooden (very unlike her singing) but I've seen worse. - Chris

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"My Nose Will Blow On"	"My Heart Will Go On"	Rachel Lamb
"My Fart Will Go On"	"My Heart Will Go On"	Splinter

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"My Heart Will Go On,"	Not without the rest of the body!	Splinter
"Touched By An Angel,"	Impossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel.	Splinter
"Love Can Move Mountains,"		Splinter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"You've Got To Move Two Mountains"	"Love Can Move Mountains," Celine Dion	Kathy
"The Walls Keep Saying Your Name"	"If These Walls Could Talk," Celine Dion	Cynthia Avery
"We Just Disagree"	"That's The Way It Is," Celine Dion	Ferragamo
"My Heart Will Go On"	"Here, There & Everywhere," The Beatles	Kathy
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"My Heat Will Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"

Jen

"Immorality" originally "Immortality"

Naomi Swanson

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Because You Loved Men" originally "Because You Loved Me"

Random Madeupperson

"If You Asked Men To" originally "If You Asked Me To"

George Straitjacket

"Where Does My Hearth Beat Now" originally "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"

George Straitjacket

"If These Walls Could Stalk" originally "If These Walls Could Talk"

April Fleming

"Plower Of Love" originally "Power Of Love"

Rhoda Dohr

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Because You Moved Me" originally "Because You Loved Me"

Serafina

"(If There Was) Any Other Day" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"

George Straitjacket

"(If There Was) Any Other Pay" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"

George Straitjacket

"(If There Was) Any Other War" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"

You would think Bush & Cheney would send troops?

That Guy Over There

"I'm Olive" originally "I'm Alive"

Eva Cave

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

July 14 "why does this fart stink now" by lazyjboy a parody of "Where does my heart beat now" by Celine Dion

parody about farts and inopportune times Myspace: (flash) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"All By Myself"	"I'm Not An Elf"	Mean Aunt Cindy
"My Heart Will Go On"	"Don't Let Go"	Hollie Miller
"It's All Coming Back to Me Now"	"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"	Wendy Christopher
"My Heart Will Go On (Theme from 'Titanic')"	"My Partner Leon"	Wendy Christopher
"It's All Coming Back to Me Now"	"The Jihad to Destroy Barney"	Edward Genereux
"Beauty And The Beast"	"Dave Will Not Be Pleased!"	Tomario
"Je T'aime Encore"	"Je T'aime Encore (even though you stood me up)"	Andrew Wood
"Beauty And The Beast"	"Drake Bell and Josh Peck"	Josharine
"My Heart Will Go On"	"My Apartment Stalker"	Alex
"You Will Go On"	"On and On"	MarthaDTox
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Because You Love Me	Zales	Gary
It's All Coming Back to Me Now	Memory loss medication	woolfie
I'm Your Lady	Engagment Rings	Paige
My Heart Will Go On	Organ Donor	retsehcekim
My Heart Will Go On	Heart Medication	Bollingball
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Where Does My Heart Beat Now?	Organ Donor Clinic	little jen
Forget Me Not	Alzheimer's Advice Line	frank
Because You Loved Me	Paternity Testing Clinic	Chase Waggoner
Where Does My Heart Beat Now?	American Heart Association	MOR
The Power Of The Dream	Sleep Disorders Clinic	Rosie
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Horse With No Name America	Power Of Love Celine Dion	Horsepower Of Love With No Name	Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
No Ordinary Love Sade	Love Can Move Mountains Celine Dion	No Ordinary Love Can Move Mountains	Roy R. Pryor
Cemetary Gates Pantera	It's All Coming Back to Me Celine Dion	It's All Coming Back to Me At the Cemetary Gates	metalgirl162002
I Know Ruth Brown	That's The Way It Is Celine Dion	I Know That's The Way It Is	Joelle
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Celine Dion & The Belmonts

Celine Dion combined with Dion & The Belmonts

Submitted By: Mickey D.

Dion Purple

Celine Dion combined with Deep Purple

Submitted By: Anonymous Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Have You Ever Been In Love" Misheard Lyrics: When you find a toilet, go!! I know! Original Lyrics: When you find it, don't let go, I know	"My Heart Will Go On" Misheard Lyrics: I believe that the hot dogs grow long Original Lyrics: I believe that the heart does go on
"The Power of Love" Misheard Lyrics: Hold on to your wallet Original Lyrics: I hold on to your body	"My Heart Will Go On" Misheard Lyrics: and never let coldseal windows Original Lyrics: And never let go 'til we're gone.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Misheard Lyrics:

And before the goat's in
We're done.

Original Lyrics:

And never let go 'til
We're gone.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ashlee

I was in the car with my mother, singing along. This part came on, and I said to her that I never really understood why a goat's in the song. (After all, there weren't any goats in "Titanic", and that's what started this all.). She gave me a really funny look and asked me why I thought this. I told her what the song said and she cracked up laughing. She told me the correct lyrics and then I started laughing. Thank goodness, I found out what it really said.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Better Lyrics:

Every night in my bathroom
I blow chunks real fa-a-ar
That is how I know I am ill

Original Lyrics:

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on

Submitted by: AmishVomitCake

"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"

Better Lyrics:

They're all selling crack to me now

Original Lyrics:

It's all coming back to me now

Submitted by: Dr. Angelo

"My Heart Will Go On"

Better Lyrics:

You're here
What more can I fear

Original Lyrics:

You're here
There's nothing to fear

Submitted by: dUtCh_GuRl

Funny Lyrics:

"Immortality"

The Funny Lyrics:

So this is who i am

Why They're Funny:

well who else could it be? the pope?

Submitted by: andrew wood

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"My Heart Will Go On" The Nonsensical Lyrics: My heart will go on Why They're Nonsensical: Until you die, of course. Submitted by: Devil Jones	"My Heart Will Go On" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Love was when i loved you Why They're Nonsensical: no...Really?! Submitted by: jEnNa
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"I Drove All Night"

The Dirty Lyrics:

'Woke you from your sleep, to make love to you.

Why They're Dirty:

Ït says it all right there.

Submitted by: Ashley

"Its All Coming Back To Me Now"

The Dirty Lyrics:

'there were nights of endless passion,
they were more than any laws allowed'

Why They're Dirty:

This means that she had oral sex with the guy, in some states it is illegal to have oral sex, this is what this is referring to

Submitted by: David

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Ziggy" Opening Lines: Ziggy, il c'apelle Ziggy Comments: Submitted by: Bere	"On ne change pas" Opening Lines: On ne change pas, on me juste les costumes d'autres sur soi Comments: Submitted by: Bere
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Iced Online Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Water From The Moon"

The Lyrics:

Do I gotta get water from the Moon (water from the Moon) What do I gotta do To make you love me (make you love me) Do I gotta turn the sand into the sea Is that what you want from me I've done everything that I can do But get water from the Moon

Why:

"Water From The Moon" was a 1993 hit for Celine Dion. It casts Celine as a woman who can't get a guy to admit he loves her, or about as well as trying to get blood from a turnip or "water from the moon". It again is a song that mentions the Earth's only natural satellite, the Moon.

Submitted by: Peter