Fun Music Information -> Celine Dion

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Celion Dion, Celion Delion, Celine Dion with Andrea Bocelli, Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson/Jump 5, Celine Deon

Jokes:

Did you hear that Celine Dion is now an organ donor? Yeah, when she dies, her heart will go on. Submitted by: Brady Turner	Yesterday, Celine Dion received a box of boomerangs. She tried throwing them away, but they're all coming back to her now. Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Celine Marie Claudette Dion . Submitted by: sparklingrain678

Also known as: Marie Claudette Celine Dion. Submitted by: Red gurken

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

Rene-Charles - I like these names apart, but together, they just don't sound too good. Submitted by: Lisandra
Rene-Charles Angelil - Named after his father, AAHHHHHHHH!!! Submitted by: Chelsea Vaughn

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"Des fleurs sur la neige"	This was a Quebecois TV miniseries from 1991, which Celine starred in just as her English-language singing career was taking off (with "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"). She also played herself on an episode of "Touched By An Angel." Her acting is rather wooden (very unlike her singing) but I've seen worse. - Chris

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Canuck Icon	Pop icon was born in Québec, in Canada	Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"My Nose Will Blow On"	"My Heart Will Go On"	Rachel Lamb
"My Fart Will Go On"	"My Heart Will Go On"	Splinter

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"My Heart Will Go On,"	Not without the rest of the body!	Psycho Librarian
"Touched By An Angel,"	Impossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel.	Silver Power
"Love Can Move Mountains,"		Natalie Snortman

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Are We Ourselves?," The Fixx	"I Don't Know," Celine Dion
"Take My Advice," Kym Sims	"Think Twice," Celine Dion
"New Year's Eve," Snoop Dogg	"Another Year Has Gone By," Celine Dion
"Don't Fight The Feeling," Too Short	"I Surrender," Celine Dion
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Because You Love Me" originally "Because You Loved Me"

A letter removal changes past tense to present!

Serafina

"My Heat Will Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"

Jen

"Immorality" originally "Immortality"

Naomi Swanson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Because You Loved Men" originally "Because You Loved Me"

Random Madeupperson

"If You Asked Men To" originally "If You Asked Me To"

George Straitjacket

"Where Does My Hearth Beat Now" originally "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"

George Straitjacket

"If These Walls Could Stalk" originally "If These Walls Could Talk"

April Fleming

"Plower Of Love" originally "Power Of Love"

Rhoda Dohr

Change a Letter:

"My Heart Will Go In" originally "My Heart Will Go On"

Smelma Pitz

"Because You Moved Me" originally "Because You Loved Me"

Serafina

"(If There Was) Any Other Day" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"

George Straitjacket

"(If There Was) Any Other Pay" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"

George Straitjacket

"(If There Was) Any Other War" originally "(If There Was) Any Other Way"

You would think Bush & Cheney would send troops?

That Guy Over There

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"My Heart Will Go On"	"My Mart Will Go On"	Dylan Baranski
"My Heart Will Go On"	"My Hot Dogs Go On"	Porfle Popnecker
"My Heart will Go On"	"The Doctor is Gone"	2Eagle
"My Heart Will Go On"	"Celine Dion In A Bar"	Flash Flood
"My Heart Will Go On"	"My Farts Will Live On"	Harold Fuccerman
"Beauty And The Beast"	"They Used Too Much Yeast"	Phil Nelson
"All By Myself"	"I'm Not An Elf"	Mean Aunt Cindy
"My Heart Will Go On"	"Don't Let Go"	Hollie Miller
"It's All Coming Back to Me Now"	"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"	Wendy Christopher
"My Heart Will Go On (Theme from 'Titanic')"	"My Partner Leon"	Wendy Christopher
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Because You Love Me	Zales	Gary
It's All Coming Back to Me Now	Memory loss medication	woolfie
I'm Your Lady	Engagment Rings	Paige
My Heart Will Go On	Organ Donor	retsehcekim
My Heart Will Go On	Heart Medication	Bollingball
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Where Does My Heart Beat Now?	Organ Donor Clinic	little jen
Forget Me Not	Alzheimer's Advice Line	frank
Because You Loved Me	Paternity Testing Clinic	Chase Waggoner
Where Does My Heart Beat Now?	American Heart Association	MOR
The Power Of The Dream	Sleep Disorders Clinic	Rosie
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Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Horse With No Name America	Power Of Love Celine Dion	Horsepower Of Love With No Name	Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
No Ordinary Love Sade	Love Can Move Mountains Celine Dion	No Ordinary Love Can Move Mountains	Roy R. Pryor
Cemetary Gates Pantera	It's All Coming Back to Me Celine Dion	It's All Coming Back to Me At the Cemetary Gates	metalgirl162002
I Know Ruth Brown	That's The Way It Is Celine Dion	I Know That's The Way It Is	Joelle
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Celine Dion & The Belmonts

Celine Dion combined with Dion & The Belmonts

Submitted By: Mickey D.

Dion Purple

Celine Dion combined with Deep Purple

Submitted By: Anonymous Bob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Des Mots Qui Sonnent" Misheard Lyrics: Himalayan monk Himalayan monk Himalayan monkey's son Original Lyrics: Écris-moi des mots Écris-moi des mots Écris-moi des mots qui sonnent	"My Heart Will Go On" Misheard Lyrics: I believe that the hotdogs go on Original Lyrics: I believe that the heart does go on
"My Heart Will Go On" Misheard Lyrics: You're Here, There's Nothing Up Here Original Lyrics: You're Here, There's Nothing To Fear	"Santa Claus Is Coming Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Santa Claus is comin' to knight Original Lyrics: Santa Claus is coming tonight
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Des Mots Qui Sonnent"

Misheard Lyrics:

Himalayan monk
Himalayan monk
Himalayan monkey's son

Original Lyrics:

Écris-moi des mots
Écris-moi des mots
Écris-moi des mots qui sonnent

Story about this misheard lyric by: Brock

In high school my sister took a French class and bought a French-language album of Celine Dion's. I remember walking by hear room while this song was playing loudly and asking her how a Himalayan monkey's son was an appropriate or riveting subject for a song.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"My Heart Will Go On"

Better Lyrics:

Every night in my bathroom
I blow chunks real fa-a-ar
That is how I know I am ill

Original Lyrics:

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on

Submitted by: AmishVomitCake

"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"

Better Lyrics:

They're all selling crack to me now

Original Lyrics:

It's all coming back to me now

Submitted by: Dr. Angelo

"My Heart Will Go On"

Better Lyrics:

You're here
What more can I fear

Original Lyrics:

You're here
There's nothing to fear

Submitted by: dUtCh_GuRl

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Immortality"

The Funny Lyrics:

So this is who i am

Why They're Funny:

well who else could it be? the pope?

Submitted by: andrew wood

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"My Heart Will Go On"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Love was when I loved you

Why They're Nonsensical:

no...Really?!

Submitted by: jEnNa

"Beacuse You Loved Me"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Baby I don't that much
But I know this much is true

Why They're Nonsensical:

I'm confused. Wouldn't that being knowing much?

Submitted by: Franny

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"I Drove All Night"

The Dirty Lyrics:

'Woke you from your sleep, to make love to you.

Why They're Dirty:

Ït says it all right there.

Submitted by: Ashley

"Its All Coming Back To Me Now"

The Dirty Lyrics:

'there were nights of endless passion,
they were more than any laws allowed'

Why They're Dirty:

This means that she had oral sex with the guy, in some states it is illegal to have oral sex, this is what this is referring to

Submitted by: David

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"If I Could" Opening Lines: If I could, I'd protect you from the sadness in your eyes Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty	"When I Fall In Love" Opening Lines: When I fall in love, it will be forever Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"For Get Me Not" originally "Forget Me Not"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

"Dance With My Fat Her" originally "Dance With My Father"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

"Where Does My Heart Be At Now" originally "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"

Oh, dear Celine's heart has fallen out of her.

Submitted by: Peter

"That's The Way I 'Tis" originally "That's The Way It Is"

Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Coined Line Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Coiled Nine Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Dice Online Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Codeine Nil Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Iced Online Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Water From The Moon"

The Lyrics:

Do I gotta get water from the Moon (water from the Moon) What do I gotta do To make you love me (make you love me) Do I gotta turn the sand into the sea Is that what you want from me I've done everything that I can do But get water from the Moon

Why:

"Water From The Moon" was a 1993 hit for Celine Dion. It casts Celine as a woman who can't get a guy to admit he loves her, or about as well as trying to get blood from a turnip or "water from the moon". It again is a song that mentions the Earth's only natural satellite, the Moon.

Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Acrostics:

T'POL: "The Power Of Love"

'Star Trek' fans know about T'Pol.

Submitted by: MOR

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Where Does My Bart Heat Now?" originally "Where Does My Heart Beat Now?"

Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism

"Guy Heart Will Mow On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"

Submitted by: Lou Quilson

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Musical Assault and Battery"

Celine Dion made a big splash in the 90s with her bombastic (s)hits. She got married to her manager and gave birth to a son in the late 90s and took a hiatus / temporary retirement / oh WTF they call it these days. For a few years she sang her songs as lullibies for her baby boy. Poor child! A few years later she put out a "comeback" CD called "A New Day Has Arrived" - and a dark day it was indeed! Don't it make you want to scream?

Submitted by: Take Her Back, Canada! We're Sorry!