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Song Parodies -> "Glasses"

Original Song Title:

"Ashes"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Glasses"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

We've all seen that scene in movies where the "nerdy" girl gets a makeover and suddenly she's beautiful, usually ending with the realization that she was beautiful all along. But like, c'mon, we all can tell Rachel Leigh Cook is cute as a button! I'm just taking that cliche to the nth degree.
Verse 1: What’s there to see?
This girl cannot be above a 4
Looks like her hair went up in flames
What’s there to do when her clothes were clearly on the floor?
You leave me no choice; I ignore you

Pre-Chorus: Cuz I’ve seen wrecks and some hot messes
Baby, that’s not you
Whoever sold me those shoes should be sued

Chorus: I’m beautiful without my glasses!
I’m beautiful without my glasses!
And when I take them off, you seem like asses!
I’m beautiful without my glasses!

Verse 2: Can you use your eyes to see all the power that you hold?
Cuz we’ll show those guys, whoah...

Pre-Chorus: You were derided as near-sighted
Trapped behind those specks
Making all those boys start to regret!

Chorus: We’re beautiful without our glasses!
We’re beautiful without our glasses!
And to those sexist guys, kiss our asses! (Kiss our asses!)
We’re beautiful without our glasses...

Outro; Also beautiful in our glasses...

You are beautiful, no matter what they say and Paul Walker won't bring you down. If you believe you are beautiful, follow me on Facebook, Twitter, Soundcloud, and Soundclick for more!

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