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Celine Dion had a bout with amnesia a few years ago, but, thankfully, she has made a full recovery, and is perfectly healthy. She even wrote a song about it; "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Celine Dion walks into a bar.
Bartender says 'Why the long face?'
Did you hear that Celine Dion is now an organ donor? Yeah, when she dies, her heart will go on.
What's the difference between Celine Dion and a dried plumb? One is a shriveled up prune an old man eats, and the other is a fruit.
Yesterday, Celine Dion received a box of boomerangs. She tried throwing them away, but they're all coming back to her now.
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