Fun Music Information -> Captain Beefheart

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Music Quotes:

Everyone's coloured ... else you wouldn't be able to see them.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • The name was originally the band's name, and not Don Van Vleit's alone. It was probably given to them by Frank Zappa, as everyone in the band had strange names. Don later said it meant "he always had a beef in his heart" towards the human race. Submitted by: james thornton
  • Actually it's because Don's uncle had a party trick where he used to take out his penis and squeeze it so hard that it turned bright red. He did it in front of Don once and said "look at that boy! Doesn't it look like like a big old beefheart?" Source: Never Mind the Buzzcocks - Band Names round Submitted by: Davey

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Don Vliet. Submitted by: Tom Tuerff

Also known as: Don van Vliet. Submitted by: Uncle Meat

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Zig-Zag Wanderer""Zig Zag Hero"Sparki

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

The Bee Farts
The Bees combined with Captain Beefheart
What kind of microphone could possibly pick that up?
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"Part Of Special Things To Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
The camel wore a nightie.
Original Lyrics:
The cowboy wore a nightie.

Funny Lyrics:

"Hot Head"
The Funny Lyrics:
... 'She's a hobo by a toaster...
Why They're Funny:
All these years, and I still cant tell if this guy's an artist, or just smoked too much lizard crap in the desert!
Submitted by: princejellyfish
"Party Of Special Things To Do"
The Funny Lyrics:
The camel wore a nightie....
Why They're Funny:
Classic 'what the ?!?!!?' Beefheart !!!
Submitted by: Julz

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"My Human Gets Me Blues"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
But it's all right god dug your dance
And would have you young and in his harem
Why They're Misrhymed:
A harem is a little more spacious than pants. Although I think of large genie 'parachute pants' when I hear the word harem any-way.
Submitted by: Nagelfar
 

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Beef
It's what's for dinner.
Submitted by: old
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The Spotlight Kid/Clear Spot at Amazon.com
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Shiny Beast Bat Chain Puller at Amazon.com
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Doc at the Radar Station at Amazon.com
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Strictly Personal at Amazon.com
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Ice Cream for Crow at Amazon.com
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The Mirror Man Sessions at Amazon.com
 
 
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