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Song Parodies -> "Zig Zag Hero"

Original Song Title:

"Zig-Zag Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Captain Beefheart

Parody Song Title:

"Zig Zag Hero"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

As sung by Antonio Banderas as ZORRO
Zig Zag Hero
Zig Zag Hero
Zig Zag Hero
Zig Zag Hero
In the dark
I make my mark
I got my blade
I ride my steed
I make the sign
Of the Z
I'm gonna aid
Gonna aid those in need
Gonna aid those in need
I'm a swordsman
I'm a hero
Those desperadoes
Won't know what's up
Yet I'm quite
the caballero
I make the sign
of the Z
Oh I'm gonna aid
gonna aid those in need
gonna aid those in need
Zig Zag hero, by Elena adored
She screams with delight when I draw my sword
Riding through the Spanish California coast
Helpin' every Tom, Dick and Carlos
Zig Zag Hero
Zig Zag Hero
Zig Zag Hero
Zig Zag Hero
Hair like a raven's wing
Lips like a candy thing
Got my mask
And my shiny sword
Waxed mustache
Hips that swing
Through the night
I defend what's right
Zig Zag man
Zig zag man

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