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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Kiss On My List""Then He Kissed Me," The CrystalsKathy
"What's Wrong With Ringo?""He's A Rebel," The CrystalsSexy Sadie
"What'd I Say?""Da Doo Ron Ron," The Crystalscrazydon

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"He's A Reel" originally "He's A Rebel"
Samantha Wayland

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Then He Missed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Some Guy
"Then He Dissed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
A. Person
"Then He Missed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Heather Brockwell

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Da Doo Ron Ron""They Do Ron, Ron"Airfarcewon
"Da Do Ron Ron""Kim Jong-il Song"Kristof Robertson
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town""Boogeyman is Stalking the Town"Chris Bodily TM
"Da Doo Ron Ron Ron""Ya Chew Gum Gum Gum!"Alex Zander
"Da Do Ron Ron""My Neu-ron-rons"metaphorsbwithu
"Da Do Ron Ron""Enron-Con Cons"John A. Barry
"Da Doo Ron Ron""She's Prairie Dawn"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Da Do Ron Ron""The Dude Loves Guns"Alvin Rhodes
"And Then He Kissed Me""And Then He Cast Me"Rick Duncan
"Da Do Ron Ron""They Do Rhone Clones"John A. Barry

There are additional Crystals song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss)Stan Collymore's answering machinepickle*

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
He Touched Me
   Barbra Streisand
And Then He Kissed Me
   The Crystals
He Touched Me And Then He Kissed Me
Da Professa
He's a Rebel
   The Crystals
It's My Party
   Lesley Gore
It's a Rebel's Party
It's a Rebel's party and it'll never be any good... LOL
Jeffrey Hope

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

The Dixie Crystals Chicks
The Dixie Chicks combined with The Crystals
Could do jingles for the sugar company!
Submitted By: Raphael

Misheard Lyrics:

"He's a Rebel"
Misheard Lyrics:
When he holds my handgun, so proud.
Original Lyrics:
When he holds my hand, I'm so proud.
"Then He Kissed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Danny kissed me.
Original Lyrics:
And then he kissed me.
"Then He Kissed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to die
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a try.
Original Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a chance.
"And Then He Kissed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to die.
Original Lyrics:
Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance.
There are additional Crystals misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Then He Kissed Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Danny kissed me.
Original Lyrics:
And then he kissed me.

Story about this misheard lyric by: John Bennett

When I started out as a Club DJ, a lady asked me to play 'And Danny kissed me. I didn't know of such a track, but she insisted I'd played it on an Oldies Night some few nights before. Eventually, after exhausting any track with Dan Danny or Daniel in the lyrics, I worked out that she meant 'And Then He Kissed Me'-too late, for she'd gone home.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"He's a Rebel"
Better Lyrics:
See the way he walks down the street,
Knuckles dragging next to his feet
My he holds his club up high
when he goes walkin' by-yi-yi
He's my guy
When he holds my hair, boy, it hurts
But I guess that's my just deserts
Dating a Neanderthal,
My parents don't like him at all:
'Betty, we know best' they say-yay
'He's a Rubble
and he'll never ever be any good'
Original Lyrics:
See the way he walks down the street
Watch the way he shuffles his feet
My, he holds his head up high
When he goes walking by
He's my guy
When he holds my hand I'm so proud
'Cause he's not just one of the crowd
My baby, oh he's the one
To try the things they've never done
Just because of that they say
He's a rebel
and he'll never ever be any good
Submitted by: hec

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Da Doo Ron Ron "
The Made Up Words:
Da Doo Ron Ron
Comments:
"I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still, Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron." What's that supposed to mean?
Submitted by: Glenn
 
 
 
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