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Fun Music Information -> Billy Idol
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Quotes:
It's not what you do with your body, it's how you enjoy it. Submitted by: Rock the Cradle of Love
| Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol Submitted by: orange
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| There are additional music quotes available. | |
Jokes:
Q: Why is Billy Idol suing Simon, Randy, and Paula? A: Their show steals his name! Submitted by: Amanda
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Band Name Origins:
- According to an interview with Martha Quinn (heard on the Don't Stop EP), he wanted to screw up the "punk trend" of intimidating monikers (Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious, etc.), but according to Behind the Music, it was based on a teacher's livid scrawling of "WILLIAM IS IDLE" (lazy) on one of his school papers, and Billy himself thinking "It should be 'rock idol!'" (Real name: William Michael Albert Broad) Submitted by: Switchie Dagger
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: William Michael Albert Broad. Submitted by: SilverIdol
Also known as: William Michael Albert Broad. Submitted by: SadieSwitchblade
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Willow - Actually Billy and his well she could be cosidered a common law wife and he called her his wife...but really girlfriend...named their son Willow not Willem....dude watch VH1 once in awhile they say it like all the time in Billy Idol's like life story thingy his sons name is "WILLOW" I know because when I was little I used to wanna name my kid it one day. Submitted by: JessAy
- Willem Wolfe - Submitted by: SilverIdol
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Billy Idle | He's not recording much anymore / Other homonym | Adam |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Sex And The City" | "Hot In The City" | Erin Gobragh |
| "Coffin Of Love" | "Cradle Of Love" | JOANIE |
| "Spock To The System" | "Shock To The System" | spacerock |
| "Blue Interstate" | "Blue Highway" | rocky |
| "Clock Without a Face" | "Eyes Without a Face" | rocky |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Dancing With Myself," | That's silly! You need a dance partner. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Plastic Jesus," | Jesus wasn't made of plastic. | David Jones |
| "Blue Highway," | Highways aren't colored blue. | Rocky |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Shadow Dancing," Andy Gibb | "Dancing With Myself," Billy Idol | |
| "Weatherman Says," Jack Wagner | "Hot In The City," Billy Idol | |
| "So Whatcha Want?," Beastie Boys | "To Be A Lover," Billy Idol | |
| "Who Do You Think You Are?," Spice Girls | "John Wayne," Billy Idol | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Flesh Or Fantasy" originally "Flesh For Fantasy"
Take your pick.
Joe Siebert
"Catch My All" originally "Catch My Fall"
rebecca
"Reel Yell" originally "Rebel Yell"
Ted Danson the night away
"Crank All" originally "Crank Call"
Crank all what?
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Rank Call" originally "Crank Call"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Eyes Without A Facet" originally "Eyes Without A Face"
Haley
"To Beg A Lover" originally "To Be A Lover"
Yvette Bristle
"To Bet A Lover" originally "To Be A Lover"
Yvette Bristle
"To Be A Glover" originally "To Be A Lover"
Yvette Bristle
"To Be A Clover" originally "To Be A Lover"
Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Eyes Without A Fact" originally "Eyes Without A Face"
Frank
"Watch My Fall" originally "Catch My Fall"
But you should catch it too?
mandylee
"Don't Need A Gut" originally "Don't Need A Gun"
Amanda Svenson
"Don't Need A Pun" originally "Don't Need A Gun"
Amanda Svenson
"Don't Need A Sun" originally "Don't Need A Gun"
Amanda Svenson
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Eyes Without a Face" | "Lies Throughout Debates" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
| "Eyes Without a Face" | "Guys in Outer Space" | Dr. Oliver Clozoff |
| "Eyes Without a Face" | "(Got to) Second Base" | Rebekah Dub |
| "Rebel Yell" | "Funny Smell" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "White Wedding" | "Backtracking" | Wendy Christopher |
| "White Wedding" | "White Webbing" | Cyris Winheim |
| "White Wedding" | "Still Fretting" | Below Average Dave |
| "Scream" | "Scream" | Matthias |
| "Eyes Without a Face" | "Smile Without a Face" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Dancing With Myself" | "Stacking Stuff On Shelves" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rebel Yell | Youth Counselling Center | JoeKing |
| Eyes Without A Face | Harry Whittington's law office | Kathy |
| Heroin | Drug Help Line | tiffani |
| Shakin' All Over | Parkinson's Disease Helpline | Heath |
| Eyes Without A Face | Optometrist | Heath |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hungry Eyes Eric Carmen | Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol | Hungry Eyes Without A Face A combo of impossible titles! | Barb Dwyer |
| Lost In Your Eyes Debbie Gibson | Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol | Lost In Your Eyes Without A Face Something to think about. | Nay |
| The Night Has A Thousand Eyes Bobby Vee | Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol | The Night Has A Thousand Eyes Without A Face | Penelope Beckinsale |
| In My Daughter's Eyes Martina McBride | Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol | In My Daughter's Eyes Without A Face That just sounds creepy... | Ed |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Jay And The American Idols
Jay And The Americans combined with Billy Idol
Hopefully the FOX network wouldn't sue if this happened.
Submitted By: Rich
The Mountain Billy Goats' Idol
The Mountain Goats combined with Billy Idol
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Faith Hillbilly Idol
Faith Hill combined with Billy Idol
Submitted By: Heck Noover Nuck
Misheard Lyrics:
"Dancing with Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: And there's Londontown's a go-go
Original Lyrics: Or down in Londontown to go, go
| "Dancing with Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: I've pooped all over the world
Original Lyrics: If I looked all over the world
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"Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics: With a rebel the end
or With a raggedy Ann Original Lyrics: With a rebel yell
| "Rebel Yell"
Misheard Lyrics: I grabbed your tits
Original Lyrics: I dried your tears
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Dancing with Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: I've pooped all over the world
Original Lyrics: If I looked all over the world
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Eric I realized quickly it said "If I looked all over the world"... but at first listen, it sounded like "I've pooped all over the world"... Cracked my son up the first time he heard it... |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Catch My Fall"
Better Lyrics:
The feeling I get
When I'm with you, yeah
Take my heard into
Everything you do, yeah
(later)
I see that my life
Has been so blue, yeah
The heartaches I had
'Til I met you, yeah
When I'm with you, yeah
Take my heard into
Everything you do, yeah
(later)
I see that my life
Has been so blue, yeah
The heartaches I had
'Til I met you, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I have the time
So I will sing, yeah
I'm just a boy
But I will win, yeah
(later)
I've traveled and unwound
My own truth, yeah
I've laid my head on
The rock of youth, yeah
So I will sing, yeah
I'm just a boy
But I will win, yeah
(later)
I've traveled and unwound
My own truth, yeah
I've laid my head on
The rock of youth, yeah
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Prodigal Blues"
Better Lyrics:
Cratical blues or Clavicle blues
Original Lyrics:
Prodigal blues
Submitted by: Mike Hack
"Eyes Without A Face"
Better Lyrics:
I sat in a bus when the old lady tripped
Lost her dentures, then she broke her dang hip
She asked for help, I didn't care
Should've saved her fare
Lost her dentures, then she broke her dang hip
She asked for help, I didn't care
Should've saved her fare
Original Lyrics:
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm lookin' for you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm lookin' for you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Submitted by: rock
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"White Wedding"
The Repetitive Lyrics: It's a nice day to start again
Why They're Repetitive: I'm not sure I can explain. Not until I heard this did I think Billy Idol could leave me ROFL.
Submitted by: Amanda
| "Dancin' With Myself"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself, sweat (ad nauseum)
Why They're Repetitive: Oh, oh, oh, Billy. Maybe if you looked for somebody else to dance with you wouldn't sweat so dang much. Really, does anybody remember five other words from the entire song?
Submitted by: Jim Cook
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Take a Walk on the Wild Side"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: She never lost her head
Even when she was giving head. Why They're Misrhymed: Rhyming 'Head' with 'Head' I mean really....
Submitted by: Mondo
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Flesh for Fantasy"
The Dirty Lyrics: Face to face
and back to back you'll see and feel my sex attack Sing it: Flesh Flesh for fantasy We want our flesh flesh for fantasy! Why They're Dirty: Isn't it obvious to the trained ear that this song is about oral sex?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Dancing With Myself"
The Dirty Lyrics: But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself Why They're Dirty: No one wants me, so I'm gonna masterbate.
Submitted by: Amaria Valentino
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Don't Need A Gun"
The Lyrics: Gene Vincent slapped John
John John John Who They Mention: Gene Vincent
Submitted by: Tiffani
| "Don't Need A Gun"
The Lyrics: Johnnie Ray, he's always crying
Who They Mention: Johnnie Ray
Submitted by: rocky
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Rebel Yell"
The Lyrics: He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the 7-11. Product Brand Name: 7-11 Food Stores (Southland Corporation.)
Submitted by: Bob
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Don't Need A Gun"
The Song Lyrics: Lawdy Miss Clawdy
Oh what a story dreams to buy Song They Mention: "Lawdy Miss Clawdy" by Lloyd Price (1952)
Submitted by: Hobbes
| "Rebel Yell"
The Song Lyrics: In the midnight hour
She cried more, more, more With a rebel yell She cried more, more, more. Waaaahhh! Song They Mention: the mid-70s disco hit "More More More" by the Andrea True Connection
Submitted by: Eac Zeffron
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Cradle Of Love"
Opening Lines: Rock the cradle of love.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Ho Tin The City" originally "Hot In The City"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"To Be Al Over" originally "To Be A Lover"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"To Bea Lover" originally "To Be A Lover"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Old Bi Lily Submitted by: Martina McBride Of Frankenstein
Song Title Anagrams:
"Tease A Touchy Wife" originally "Eyes Without A Face"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Shout: 'Ice! Feet Away!'" originally "Eyes Without A Face"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"You Heat Safe Twice" originally "Eyes Without A Face"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"We Satiate You, Chef" originally "Eyes Without A Face"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Touchy Wife At Ease" originally "Eyes Without A Face"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Hot In The City"
1987 was a big year for Billy Idol. In November or December Billy's hit from 1982 was rereleased with a new video. The song scored on the charts again but MTV refused to air the new 1987 video because right near the end Billy's girlfriend is shown placed on a cheap plastic cross. The video is real good up to that point - the crucifixion scenario is pretty dumb, tasteless and unnecessary.
Submitted by: City Dude
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Fetch My Call" originally "Catch My Fall"
Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
"To Lee Above Her" originally "To Be A Lover"
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Eyes Without A Face"
The Lyrics: Les yeux sans visage
Why: "Les Yeux Sans Visage" is also the name of a 1960 French horror film, where a mad scientist and his assistant kill young women and remove their faces so that his disfigured daughter will look beautiful again. Pretty gross and shocking for it's time.
Submitted by: Rocky
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Libby Idol originally "Billy Idol"
A sex-changing spoonerism!
Submitted by: Consuela Sanchez
Illy Bidol originally "Billy Idol"
Submitted by: Peter
Lighter Side of Serious Bands:
"Mony Mony"
when this song is played the audience often shouts out an obscene chant after Billy sings a verse of this song.
Submitted by: Planet Eath Idol
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Birthday Wish & Birthday Bash Granted"
Two years ago in 2010 on his 24th B-Day Michael Henrichsen begged his idol (no pun intended) to sing at his B-Day party and was let down. But through persistance and help from various music connections as well as Internet pleas his wish finally came true two years later in 2012 when Billy idol performed with Henrichsen at the Showbox SoDo Club for the musician's 26th B-Day. Henrichsen's local band opened up for him. Needless to say, Michael was overcome with emotion.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Eyes Without A Face"
English title of 1960's "Les Yeux Sans Visage"
Submitted by: French
