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Song Parodies -> "It's 12/12/12 (It's Twelve Days of Monsters)"

Original Song Title:

"Da Doo Ron Ron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"It's 12/12/12 (It's Twelve Days of Monsters)"

Parody Written by:

Break Jagger

The Lyrics

It happens once a cavalry, and the day's of zombies
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas
So many twelves, I've got some monsters to vampires
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas

Yeah, a cemetery roads
Yes, some demons, fresh
A Christmas nightmare, all long-stemmed
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas

The number of religious, tribes and fright night
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas
The days of Christmas, the drummers are hell
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas

Yeah, the inches ruled
Yes, the years in school
And sleigh ride it's my cheer
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas

The count of grave digger and the corpses per pack
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas
A. A. steps till I am back on track
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas

Yeah, the months on watch
Yes, half-tones per oct.*
And the hours on the clock
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas

Yeah...
It's Twelve days of Christmas, yes, it's Twelve days of Christmas...

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