Song Parodies -> They Do Ron, Ron
| Original Song Title: | "Da Doo Ron Ron" |
| Original Performer: | The Crystals |
| Parody Song Title: | "They Do Ron, Ron" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
In reference to the infamous porn star, Ron Jeremy
His every day's a fun day,
He's a star of porn
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Luckiest SOB was ever born
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Yes, he's fat and jowled
But, he's well endowed,
He's smiles to work each morn,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
He has a real hard job,
Works fingers to the bone
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Slaves in a sweat shop,
They moan and groan..
And Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
He's a stud you know,
At the studio,
They lick his ice cream cone,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Girls adore his Seven,
Thinks, he looks so fine
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron
Cam'ra! Action!
Legs and arms entwine,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Lately, Ron, we see,
In..Reality
Respectability..
The New Ron, Ron, Ron,
The New Ron, Ron..
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron,
(Repeat and fade out)
He's a star of porn
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Luckiest SOB was ever born
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Yes, he's fat and jowled
But, he's well endowed,
He's smiles to work each morn,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
He has a real hard job,
Works fingers to the bone
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Slaves in a sweat shop,
They moan and groan..
And Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
He's a stud you know,
At the studio,
They lick his ice cream cone,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Girls adore his Seven,
Thinks, he looks so fine
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron
Cam'ra! Action!
Legs and arms entwine,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron..
Lately, Ron, we see,
In..Reality
Respectability..
The New Ron, Ron, Ron,
The New Ron, Ron..
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron, Ron,
They Do Ron, Ron,
(Repeat and fade out)
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Thought this was going to be about all the trolls trying to out-Reagan Ron.
Clever. I was expecting something Reagan- or Hubbard-related.
Cute. Alas - I can only give you five, not seven...
This had me LOL, which was unfortunate cos I was at work! You had me at "Luckiest SOB was ever born". Heh heh.
Thanks, John..I can see that as an assumption...and thanks, Stan...and thanks, Meri..good line
great title switch....i auditioned to be a porn star once...alas...they told me i was over qualified
Thanks, alvin...a funny line, there..
Oh, almost missed Peregrin's vote and comment...thanks, to you
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