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Song Parodies -> "Da Doo (I'm Blonde)"

Original Song Title:

"Da Doo Ron Ron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"Da Doo (I'm Blonde)"

Parody Written by:

Harpo Weezey

The Lyrics

Thought this would make you happy. It's about a girl with blonde hair and everyone doesn't know until she takes off her hat. Enjoy it!
I'm walking down the hallway in my favorite school
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
Everyone's staring at me like I'm cool
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
Yes my favorite school
Yes they think I'm cool
And though my hair is long
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
I'm dressed up in a tuxedo and a top hat
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
Everyone's saying, "Would you look at that?"
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
Yes they always think
Yes my hair is red and pink
And I say "No it's not!"
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
(Instrumental break)
(talking) They just didn't understand
That my hair was not red and short
It was a wig of course!
Someone asked me to take off my hat!
And then, what happened was......my long hair revealed!
*gasps*
They then found out that I was blonde and that's all right
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
The boys flirted over me all day and night
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde
Yes they think I'm Rapunzel
Yes I don't care at all
If my hair is long or short
Da doo I'm blonde blonde
Da doo I'm blonde!
(fade, then song ends)

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Meriadoc - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I was expecting the parody to be about 'dumb blonde' jokes...
2Eagle - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
This measures up to "I'm Blond" by Julie Brown.
Harpo - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Does anyone wanna marry a blonde after reading this?

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