Names -> Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name -> H

Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Happy Monday's should endorse "T.G.I.Friday's"
"Well,in fact any day I DONT have to eat there...
princejellyfish
Herman's Hermits should endorse "Secluded or isolationist religious monks."
That's what hermits are; they'd have to be silent.
Peter
The Hooters should endorse "Hooters Restaurants"
Pretty obvious, isn't it?
crazydon
Horslips should endorse "Oscar Meyer bologna"
"You dont REALLY want to know. Do ya?"
princejellyfish
Hothouse Flowers should endorse "Florists"
It's a "thing of beauty".
Radio
Huey Lewis & The News should endorse "Newspapers"
Too obvious!
rocky
Hum should endorse "Vibrators"
The less said, the better!
Raz
Hurt should endorse "Band-Aids"
Or "Bactine"!
hardrock

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