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This is the most recent information about Heart that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Heart, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Heart/Ann WilsonMusic Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Wilson Sisters. Submitted by: Heart Beat
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Love My Crazy Glue" | "Crazy On You" | SusanG |
| "Cool Beans" | "These Dreams" | sherock |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Abracadabra," Steve Miller Band | "Magic Man," Heart | |
| "Lover Come Back To Me," Dead Or Alive | "Never," Heart | |
| "Weatherman Says," Jack Wagner | "Strong, Strong Wind," Heart | |
| "Have You Seen Her?," The Chi-Lites | "There's The Girl," Heart | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Magic Ma" originally "Magic Man"
Jane C. Moore
"These Reams" originally "These Dreams"
Regina Olsen
"Aloe" originally "Alone"
as in, aloe vera or any of those rich emollients
Serafina
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Straight One" originally "Straight On"
Candy Welty
"Magic Moan" originally "Magic Man"
Elizabeth
"Nothing At Mall" originally "Nothing At All"
a shopaholic's nightmare
Rychendroll
"Nothing At Fall" originally "Nothing At All"
Rychendroll
"Nothing At Ball" originally "Nothing At All"
sounds like me swinging a bat..
Rychendroll
There are additional Heart song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Straight In" originally "Straight On"
Serafina
"Lever" originally "Never"
Serafina
"Fever" originally "Never"
Serafina
"Newer" originally "Never"
Serafina
"Those Dreams" originally "These Dreams"
Serafina
There are additional Heart song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "These Dreams" | "These Jeans" | Christopher Long |
| "These Dreams" | "Scenes From my Dream Marriage to Dennis Miller" | 2LD4U |
| "How Can I Refuse" | "How Do I Amuse" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Crazy On You" | "Gravy On You" | Derry |
| "Alone" | "The Jennifer Stone Song" | Mr. Autistic |
| "Barracuda" | "Salad Shooter" | Warren Baker |
| "Alone" | "(How Do I Work Out) This Phone" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "Straight On" | "Let's Share A Brew" | blackjack21 |
| "Crazy On You" | "Lazier Than You" | Jim Rotondo |
| "Barracuda" | "Sarah's Cuter" | John A. Barry |
There are additional Heart song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Magic Man | Orlando Magic NBA Team | Mark Silverman |
| Magic Man | Walt Disney World | Mark Silverman |
| Barracuda | Fishing Boat Charter Business | Ed |
| How Can I Get You A Loan? | Mortgage Company | Jim Jindra |
| These Dreams | Sealy Posturepedic Mattress | Shirl |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Magic Man | Cleveland Cavaliers | pf9 |
| Crazy On You | Sex addicts hotline | tictacs941 |
| Straight On | Gay and Lesbian Liberation Chapter | Peter |
| Crazy On You | Mental Hospital | David Jones |
| Stranded | Tow Truck Company | Andrew |
| There are additional Heart on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Never Leave You Lumidee | Alone Heart | Never Leave You Alone | Julia |
| I Go Crazy Paul Davis | Crazy on You Heart | I Go Crazy on You | Sutch |
| Sara Starship | Barracuda Heart | Sara Barracuda | Scandia |
| Did I Shave My Legs For This? Deana Carter | Dog & Butterfly Heart | Did I Shave My Dog's And Butterfly's Legs For This? Now shaving butterfly's legs -- that's hard! | Jessica Junderworth |
| There are additional Heart duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
101 Heart Strings
101 Strings Orchestra combined with Heart
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Gerry And The Heart Pacemakers
Gerry And The Pacemakers combined with Heart
Submitted By: Candy Welty
King of Hearts
King combined with Heart
Submitted By: Leslie
Jack of Hearts
Jack Johnson combined with Heart
Submitted By: Candy Welty
There are additional Heart Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Barracuda"
Misheard Lyrics: You're flying solo into the weeds
Original Lyrics: You're flying so low into the weeds
| "These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics: B- Street
Original Lyrics: These dreams
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"Barracuda"
Misheard Lyrics: The real thing don't wanna come to Madrid (Coca cola)
You better, make up something quick (Pepsi) Original Lyrics: And the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick | "Magic Man"
Misheard Lyrics: Played inside Mung's saloon
Original Lyrics: Played inside the months of moon
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| There are additional Heart misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Barracuda"
Misheard Lyrics: The real thing don't wanna come to Madrid (Coca cola)
You better, make up something quick (Pepsi) Original Lyrics: And the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Jacob I thought this song was about coke when I was a kid. |
| There are additional Heart misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Alone"
Better Lyrics:
Till now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared enough about you
And now you chill me to the bone
Why don't you leave me alone
Why don't you leave me alone
I never really cared enough about you
And now you chill me to the bone
Why don't you leave me alone
Why don't you leave me alone
Original Lyrics:
Till now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
Submitted by: Cuccubear
"Alone"
Better Lyrics:
And now I'm buying a new home
How do I get me a loan
How do I get me a loan
How do I get me a loan
How do I get me a loan
Original Lyrics:
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
Submitted by: Larry B
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"These Dreams"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: The sweetest sound is silence
That I've ever heard Why They're Nonsensical: You can't really hear silence now can you? I love the song but that one line just bugs me.
Submitted by: Shirl
| "If Looks Could Kill"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If looks could kill
You'd be lying on the floor You'd be begging me please, please, baby don't hurt me anymore Why They're Nonsensical: If looks could kill, wouldn't the recipient be dead?
Submitted by: mike
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Who Will You Run To?"
The Song Lyrics: You can tell the whole world how you're gonna make it
You can follow your heart but what ya do when someone breaks it Song They Mention: "Follow Your Heart" by Thompson Twins
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Song Title Space Change:
"Dog And Butter Fly" originally "Dog And Butterfly"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"To Get Her Now" originally "Together Now"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Strand Ed" originally "Stranded"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Magic Mane" originally "Magic Man"
What magic can the horse perform with it?
Submitted by: Naomi Swanson
"Al One" originally "Alone"
Al is the only one.
Submitted by: sherock
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Who Will You Run To"
The Lyrics: Who's gonna love you baby as good as I
Why: It should be "Who's going to love you as well as I do?" Even that is awkward. Maybe it should be "Who's going to love you as well as I do?"
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger
| "Jupiters Darling"
The Lyrics: actually it's the album title only. The name "Jupiter" should have an apostrophe between it and the possessive "s".
Why: Our English teachers always got on us over mistakes like that.
Submitted by: I Sail the Astronomy Domine
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| There are additional Heart Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
At Her Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hater Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Earth Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
At Her Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
Tar, Eh? Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
There are additional Heart Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Earthless" originally "Heartless"
Submitted by: Melanie Black
"Smash Red Tee" originally "These Dreams"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Rams Seethed" originally "These Dreams"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"A Dress Theme" originally "These Dreams"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Tree Had Mess" originally "These Dreams"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Heart Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
Dab: "Dog And Butterfly"
Dab: A fish & a German beer; Heart was hungry?
Submitted by: Peter
SO: "Straight On"
Submitted by: Peter
COY: "Crazy On You"
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Anole" originally "Alone"
Anole=type of lizard, pseudo"chameleons" of N. Am.
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"A Knoll" originally "Alone"
Submitted by: MOR
Names as a Word Bank:
Reheat the tea, Art. Submitted by: Candy Welty
That hatter Tara ate a rather tart tart. Submitted by: Candy Welty
Aerate the tartrate, Thea. Submitted by: Candy Welty
Hear Art rate 'The Rare Earth Era' here at the theater. Submitted by: Candy Welty
Retreat, Heather! Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Heart Names as a Word Bank available.
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Valentine's Day cards
C'mon... figure it out.
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"If Looks Could Kill"
A 1991 spy comedy with Richard Grieco.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
The Lyrics: All I wanna do is make love to you
Say you will You want me too All I wanna do is make love to you. Why: Well, at least this song lets them know that dinner is just for show.
Submitted by: Rychendroll
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