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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Heart that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 76 misheard song lyrics for Heart on amIright currently.

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"All I Wanna Do (Is Make Love To You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is fake love to you
or
All I wanna do is tape bugs to you
or
All I wanna do is fake Fudd's 'yoohoo'
or
All I wanna do is take clubs to you
or
All I wanna view is clay stuck to you
or
All I wanna chew is snake gloves for you.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is make love to you.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
He broke the woman out of me
So many times, easily.
Original Lyrics:
He brought the woman out of me
So many times, easily.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told him I am deflowered, you oughtta see
Original Lyrics:
I told him I am the flower, you are the seed
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told him I am deflowered
Do you wanna see?
We walked in the clouds
We planted a tree
Original Lyrics:
I told him I am the flower
You are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree
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"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told him, 'I am a slut, you wanna feel.'
Original Lyrics:
I told him, 'I am a flower, you are the seed.'
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing by the road
No umbrella, no clothes
Original Lyrics:
Standing by the road
No umbrella, no coat
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing by the road
You know I'm brown like no goat.
Original Lyrics:
Standing by the road
No umbrella, no coat.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked in a garden, we played in a tree.
Original Lyrics:
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked in the garden, we ate from the tree.
Original Lyrics:
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked in the garden, we planted a seed
Original Lyrics:
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree
"Allies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Airlines
Original Lyrics:
Allies
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared if you loved me, too.
Original Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared to lament you.
Original Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now it chains me to the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And now it chills me to the bone.
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now it takes me to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
And now it chills me to the bone.
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do I get you a loan?
or
How did I get to alone
or
How did I get to alone
Original Lyrics:
How do I get you alone?
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the ticking of the clock;
I'm lying here, the moon switched off.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the ticking of the clock;
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
"Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who will co-sign for my loan?
Original Lyrics:
How do I get you alone?
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls**t, Barracuda
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you're gonna eat roast beef.
Original Lyrics:
I bet you gonna ambush me.
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that you better ooze too.
Original Lyrics:
You, I think you got the blues too.
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that you got the booze, too.
Original Lyrics:
I think that you got the blues, too.
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If the real thing don't do the crypt
you better make it something stick.
Original Lyrics:
If the real thing don't do the trick
you better make up something quick.
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If the real thing don't do the trick
You better make 'em suck big d**k.
Original Lyrics:
If the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick.
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
OOOOO, bear your coup d'oeil.
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhh, Barracuda!
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhhh, bare your coder!
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhh, Barracuda!
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhhh, smell a buddha.
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhh, Barracuda!
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The real thing don't wanna come to Madrid (Coca cola)
You better, make up something quick (Pepsi)
Original Lyrics:
And the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick
IT'S FUNNY.
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woodchuck, Barracuda
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?
"Barracuda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're flying solo into the weeds
Original Lyrics:
You're flying so low into the weeds
"Crazy On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a widow last night in a dream
I did tell over a clear running street
Sang you the song that I heard up the bar
And you kicked me live with your sweet flowing love
Original Lyrics:
I was a willow last night in my dream
I bent down over a clear running stream
Sang you the song that I heard up above
And you kept me alive with your sweet flowing love
"Crazy On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a widow last night in my dreams
Original Lyrics:
I was a willow last night in my dreams
"Crazy On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pour gravy on you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll go crazy on you.
"Crazy On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna pour gravy on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna go crazy on you
"Crazy On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild man-squirrel crying in pain
Original Lyrics:
Wild man's world crying in pain
"Crazy On You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a crazy old mule.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna go crazy on you.
"Dog And Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darkened butterfly
Original Lyrics:
Dog and butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darkon butterfly
Original Lyrics:
Dog and butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doggone butterfly
Original Lyrics:
Dog and Butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duncan butterfly
Original Lyrics:
Dog and Butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voice of confusion and sodomy
Original Lyrics:
Voice of confusion inside of me
"Dog and Butterfly"
Misheard Lyrics:
God d*mn butterfly
Original Lyrics:
Dog and butterfly
"Even It Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leavin' it up, leavin' it up
Leavin' it down.
Original Lyrics:
Even it up, even it up
Even it out.
"Kick It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking it out in a school zone
Original Lyrics:
Cranking it up in a school zone
"Little Queen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody knows you're really Caroline
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows your melancholy mind
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A wooden man came to me
Original Lyrics:
A pretty man came to me
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you close so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A good man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue.
Original Lyrics:
Cold late night so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A pretty man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue.
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cast my smelly glove on you.
Original Lyrics:
I cast my spell of love on you.
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Played inside Mung's saloon
Original Lyrics:
Played inside the months of moon.
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Played inside Mung's saloon
Original Lyrics:
Played inside the months of moon
Though maybe it was an early gig.
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Played inside Sue Munson's food.
Original Lyrics:
Played inside the months of moon.
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puddin' man came to me.
Original Lyrics:
A pretty man came to me.
"Magic Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get out awhile
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
"Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand up and turn around
Never let them sh** a** down
Original Lyrics:
Stand up and turn around
Never let them shoot us down
"Sing Child Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Melody maker, Senior Von Raper
Original Lyrics:
Melody maker, giver and taker
"Straight On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, you feel the f***ing, feel me in.
Original Lyrics:
Got the feel of fortune, deal me in.
"Straight On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once in time, a bee sat down in a hut.
Original Lyrics:
Quite some time, I been sittin' it out.
"Straight On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up for you.
Original Lyrics:
Straight on for you.
"Stranded" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't leave me like this
Don't leave me in spandex.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me like this
Don't leave me stranded.
"There's The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a powerless diamond.
Original Lyrics:
You're a polished diamond.
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
B- Street
Original Lyrics:
These dreams
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese Trees
Original Lyrics:
These dreams
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
These jeans..
or
E-strings
or
E-strings
Original Lyrics:
These dreams
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every second at the wake, the moment at the wake.
Original Lyrics:
Every second I'm awake, the moment I'm awake.
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
G-strings go off when I meet some guys.
Original Lyrics:
These dreams go on when I close my eyes.
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk without a c**t through a stained glass wall.
Original Lyrics:
I walk without a cut through a stained glass wall.
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world full of princes
Original Lyrics:
In a wood full of princes
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share a little camel
Original Lyrics:
Spare a little candle
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fur the wrong way
Original Lyrics:
The further I'm away.
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sweetest song Messiah
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest song is silence.
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
These dreams
Go on when I close my thighs.
Original Lyrics:
These dreams
Go on when I close my eyes.
"These Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
These peas
Original Lyrics:
These dreams
"Who Will You Run To?"
Misheard Lyrics:
But your word and your Coke and you better face it
or
But you're working too cold and you better face it
or
But you're working too cold and you better face it
Original Lyrics:
But that world can turn cold and you better face it

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