Names -> Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name -> B
Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.
The B-52's should endorse "The United States Air Force"
A B-52 is one of the bombers flown by the USAF
Psycho Librarian
Bananarama should endorse "Chiquita Bananas"
British Bullcrap
A Band Called Pain should endorse "Ben-Gay"
heavymetal
Beach Boys should endorse "Beach Blankets"
Travis
Beach Boys should endorse "Beach Balls"
Travis
Beach House should endorse "Beach Houses"
weirdkid106
The Beatles should endorse "Paan(Betel leaf) Shops [they are there in India]"
B8r thn 'ndorsin Insect-At lest betels're chewable
Pranav J
The Beauty Shop should endorse "Beauty Shops"
Grillzforlife
Belly should endorse "food"
Grillzforlife
Bif Naked should endorse "Playboy Magazine"
Nude Yogi Bear
Big & Rich should endorse "Royal Bank of Scotland"
Because their boss is considerably richer than me!
Pickle
Big House should endorse "The White House"
Grillzforlife
The Birthday Party should endorse "Birthdays"
Grillzforlife
Black Ace should endorse "Poker"
Grillzforlife
Black Box should endorse "Boxes"
Travis
Black Eyed Peas should endorse "black-eyed peas"
They're named after a kind of beans, right?
Tommy Vercetti
Black Stone Cherry should endorse "Cherries"
I like cherries.
Travis
Blood, Sweat, and Tears should endorse "The Complete Speeches of Winston Churchill"
That phrase is widely attributed to him.
Psycho Librarian
Blood, Sweat, And Tears should endorse "The Armed Forces"
Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard
Rash Dipdock
Blood, Sweat, And Tears should endorse "Windex"
Bleeding, crying, and sweating? Windex'll clean it
JC Foster
Bloodhound Gang should endorse "Dog food"
BECKER
The Blue Hawaiians should endorse "Hawaii"
Grillzforlife
The Blue Jays should endorse "Birds"
Grillzforlife
Blue October should endorse "Blue Jack-O-Lanterns"
Travis
Boards of Canada should endorse "Canada"
Grillzforlife
Bolt Thrower should endorse "mythology"
weirdkid106
Boston should endorse "Travelling Massachusetts "
Travis
The Bottle Rockets should endorse "fireworks"
Grillzforlife
Boyz II Men should endorse "Boy Scouts"
Isn't Scouting supposed to turn boys into men?
Psycho Librarian
Bubble Puppy should endorse "Silicone Breast Implant's"
Beacause "They Might Be Giant's" are "leg men".
princejellyfish
Buck's Fizz should endorse "Mixology Schools"
They are named after a cocktail, after all
Todd W. Zimmerman
The Bug should endorse "Bugs"
Grillzforlife
Bulldozer should endorse "construction "
weirdkid106
Bus Connection should endorse "Bus Stops"
Grillzforlife
Bus Station Loonies should endorse "Bus Stations"
Grillzforlife
Buzzoven should endorse "Ovens"
Travis
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