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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

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Entries Beginning with B

The B-52's should endorse "The United States Air Force"
A B-52 is one of the bombers flown by the USAF
Psycho Librarian
Babyface should endorse "Aftershave"
For the babyface smooth skin after a shave
Rychendroll
Badly Drawn Boy should endorse "Art Classes"
Here's your group before classes-BDB, and after!
JC Foster
Baha Men should endorse "White-cheeked Pintail duck"
It's scientific name is Anas bahamensis
Buffalo Bill Codependent
Bananarama should endorse "Chiquita Bananas"
British Bullcrap
A Band Called Pain should endorse "Ben-Gay"
heavymetal
Barbra Streisand should endorse "Beaches"
Because "sand" is in her surname.
MOR
Barenaked Ladies should endorse "Strip Clubs"
Self explanatory.
JC Foster
Barenaked Ladies should endorse "Playboy"
Playboy does have Barenaked Ladies.
Paul Warren
Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash should endorse "Johnny Cash"
......
Evan
BBMak should endorse "McDonald's"
Their name always reminded me of McDonalds
Captain Irk
Beach Boys should endorse "surfboards"
Surfing U.S.A.
I Dig Them California Girls!
The Beach Boys should endorse "Surfboards"
Rychendroll
Beach Boys should endorse "Beach Blankets"
Travis
Beach Boys should endorse "California tourism"
they're from California
I Dig Them California Girls!
The Beach Boys should endorse "Swimsuits"
What else would they wear?
Psycho Librarian
Beach Boys should endorse "Beach Balls"
Travis
Beach House should endorse "Beach Houses"
weirdkid106
The Beatles should endorse "Insectariums"
Evan
The Beatles should endorse "Entomologists"
Beatles are insects.
Peter
The Beatles should endorse "Paan(Betel leaf) Shops [they are there in India]"
B8r thn 'ndorsin Insect-At lest betels're chewable
Pranav J
The Beauty Shop should endorse "Beauty Shops"
Grillzforlife
Belly should endorse "Belly Dancing"
Well, Belly....Dancing. Pretty straightforward.
Brenda Kohn
Belly should endorse "food"
Grillzforlife
Bent Fabric should endorse "Curvature of Space"
Space has been called "fabric of the cosmos"
Lydia Helton
Beth Orton should endorse "Trigonometry"
Sings "Tangent", name of a trigonometric function
Lydia Idyl
Bette Midler should endorse "Beaches"
Because she starred in the movie "Beaches".
MOR
Bif Naked should endorse "Skin Care Products"
When you're naked, you show skin.
Run
Bif Naked should endorse "Playboy Magazine"
Nude Yogi Bear
Big & Rich should endorse "Lincoln Financial Group"
Lincoln was a big man, and now he's rich.
Country
Big & Rich should endorse "Royal Bank of Scotland"
Because their boss is considerably richer than me!
Pickle
Big Big Train should endorse "British Rail"
Because they are a big, big train network!
pickle
Big House should endorse "The White House"
Grillzforlife
Billy Falcon should endorse "The NFL's Atlanta Falcons"
That is, after the lockout ends.
Orson Legume
Billy Ocean should endorse "Oceanfront Property"
Rychendroll
The Birthday Party should endorse "Birthdays"
Grillzforlife
Black Ace should endorse "Poker"
Grillzforlife
Black Box should endorse "Black paint"
To paint the box black
Travis
Black Box should endorse "Boxes"
Travis
Black Eyed Peas should endorse "black-eyed peas"
They're named after a kind of beans, right?
Tommy Vercetti
Black Eyed Peas should endorse "Blackberry Playbook tablet"
From their video "The Time (Dirty Bit)”
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Black Flag should endorse "Black Flag Insecticide"
Black Flag is a pest control company.
Axl Sean
Black Label Society should endorse "Carling Black Label"
Because Zakk Wylde drinks a lot!
pickle
Black Stone Cherry should endorse "Cherries"
I like cherries.
Travis
Blindside should endorse "Glasses"
Cuz you can't see.
Travis
Blink 182 should endorse "Visine (Eye Drops)"
182 blinks? Man, your eyes are dry.
JC Foster
Bloc Party should endorse "LEGO's"
With LEGO's, every party can be a Bloc Party!
JC Foster
Blondie should endorse "clairol hair dye"
she's very blonde
tictacs941
Blood, Sweat, And Tears should endorse "One Touch Ultra Blood Glucose Meter"
Since it eliminates all three.
Oldrock
Blood, Sweat, and Tears should endorse "The Complete Speeches of Winston Churchill"
That phrase is widely attributed to him.
Psycho Librarian
Blood, Sweat, And Tears should endorse "The Armed Forces"
Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard
Rash Dipdock
Blood, Sweat, And Tears should endorse "Windex"
Bleeding, crying, and sweating? Windex'll clean it
JC Foster
Bloodhound Gang should endorse "Dog food"
BECKER
The Blue Hawaiians should endorse "Hawaii"
Grillzforlife
The Blue Jays should endorse "Birds"
Grillzforlife
Blue October should endorse "Blue Jack-O-Lanterns"
Travis
Blue Oyster Cult should endorse "Oyster crackers"
Self explanatory
Mickey D.
Blur should endorse "Opticians"
Get new specs and avoid a blur.
Pickle
Boards of Canada should endorse "Canada"
Grillzforlife
Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band should endorse "Werewolf hunters"
Silver bullets are said to kill werewolves.
Kirsten Abercrombie
Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band should endorse "Coors Light Beer"
The Silver Bullet, and their cans are silver.
Rocky Rhodes
Bobby Bare should endorse "Nudist Camps"
Since he's "Bare"!?!
Terror Reid
Bolt Thrower should endorse "mythology"
weirdkid106
Boston should endorse "Travelling Massachusetts "
Travis
The Bottle Rockets should endorse "fireworks"
Grillzforlife
Bowling For Soup should endorse "Bowling Alley"
Bowl a 300 and get a free soup!
JC Foster
Boyz II Men should endorse "Boy Scouts"
Isn't Scouting supposed to turn boys into men?
Psycho Librarian
Brand New should endorse "Any new product"
Umm...cuz the product is brand new.
Travis
Breathing Space should endorse "Asthma clinic"
You need a breathing space with asthma!
pickle
Britney Spears should endorse "Ford Mustang"
From her "Stronger" music video
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Britney Spears should endorse "Any Major Airline"
She plays a Flight Attendant in "Toxic"
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Britney Spears should endorse "Make Up Forever eye shadow"
From "Hold It Against Me" video
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Britney Spears should endorse "PlentyofFish.com site"
From "Hold It Against Me" video
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Britney Spears should endorse "Sony Electronics"
"Hold It Against Me" had Sony TVs + monitors
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bubble Puppy should endorse "Silicone Breast Implant's"
Beacause "They Might Be Giant's" are "leg men".
princejellyfish
Buck's Fizz should endorse "Mixology Schools"
They are named after a cocktail, after all
Todd W. Zimmerman
Buckethead should endorse "Kentucky Fried Chicken"
They wear KFC buckets on their heads.
JC Foster
Budgie should endorse "Cat Food"
"because Hot Tuna wasn't interested"
princejellyfish
The Bug should endorse "Bugs"
Grillzforlife
Bulldozer should endorse "construction "
weirdkid106
Bus Connection should endorse "Bus Stops"
Grillzforlife
Bus Station Loonies should endorse "Bus Stations"
Grillzforlife
Bush should endorse "George W. Bush"
Isn't that too obvious?
britrock
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids should endorse "Sundance Film Festival"
Evan
Butt Trumpet should endorse "Del Monte Green Beans"
Beans, beans, the musical fruit...
Obscene Gene
Buzzoven should endorse "Ovens"
Travis
The Byrds should endorse "Baltimore Ravens (football team)"
Kinda obvious, right?
Psycho Librarian

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