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Album cover parody of Do Something, Pt. 1/Everytime by Britney Spears
Parody album cover
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Music Quotes:

I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music and about myself. Its exciting.
- Britney Spears
I've always wanted to go to overseas places, like Canada.
-Britney Spears

Music Jokes:

Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat.
Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
There are additional music jokes available.

Performer Nick Names:

Known informally as: Brit Brit. Submitted by: RK_FAN_FOREVER

Known informally as: Baldy Spears. Submitted by: NK

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Sutton Pierce - Submitted by: mutya
  • Sutton Pierce - Why? Is it just me or does the father have some kind of obsession with naming all of his kids similar? His first two children's names start with K. Why do these kids have to have the same initials as each other? Not very clever. Submitted by: bex
  • Jailynn - She's having a girl. I'm ashamed I'm even named after her. She's so dumb! Hopefully she won't favor this one because it's a girl! That's why I was hoping it would be a boy. Submitted by: Brytanny
  • Preston Michael Spears Federline - He was born in Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center in California on September 14, 2005. Submitted by: Misty

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Crossroads"Well, it's not like she's been getting acting offers left and right since then. - christie

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
KojakHer recently shaved head.Baby Jane Russell
Twitney SpearsShe is a whiney twit, I just call 'em like I see 'em!bree
Slutty SpearsSuits her wellSaiaho
Bitchney SpearsWell, Britney is a total Bitch!~Child of Sun~
Rusty SpearsHow long will she last as a pop singer anyway?Specter

There are additional new band names available.

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Harder Baby One Last Time""Hit Me Baby One More Time"bono
"I'm Not A Girl, Not A Woman'Til My Hair Grows Back""I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"Fran T. Cally
"Sniff One More Line ""Baby, One More Time"Mark
"Porn To Make You Horny""Born To Make You Happy"poph
"Marry Me, Because No One Else Will""(Hit Me) Baby One More Time"Joe Limi

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman,"You have to be a girl, unless it's a sex-changenewschool
"When Your Eyes Say It,"Eyes don't talk, as a general rule.newschool
"Born To Make You Happy,"No you weren'tnewschool
"E-mail My Heart,"How can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem?newschool

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Hair""My Prerogative," Britney SpearsI chose Britney's version because she's the one who just lost all her hair. - Fran T. Cally
"That Smell""Oops! I Did It Again," Britney SpearsWhoa... what died in here? - Chris Bodily TM
"That Smell""Oops! I Did It Again," Britney SpearsSomebody open up the window! - Chris Bodily TM
"Revolution Calling""Don't Hang Up ," Britney SpearsPolitical? Me? Nah, just beatin' around the Bush! - Kieran from Nevada
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Baby One More Tie" originally "Baby One More Time"
Serafina

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Gimme Smore" originally "Gimme More"
Joshua Graham
"Woops, I Did It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
generally means the same thing
Serafina
"Loops, I Did It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
Serafina
"Plucky" originally "Lucky"
Jennifer

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"I'm So Furious" originally "I'm So Curious"
Rhoda Dohr
"Oops, I Bid It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
Me
"Oops, I Hid It Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
Me
"I'm A Shave For You" originally "I'm A Slave For You"
ain't that the truth!
Fran T. Cally
"Cops I Did It Again" originally "Oops I Did It Again"
She gets arrested.
Natty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Dec 13 "Jock Itch **Remastered**" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Toxic" by Britney Spears
A parody of Britney Spears' Toxic. This one is remastered using karaoke-version.com/en/ who authorized my using of their tracks. I also layered the song correct. badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)
June 28 "Lazy" by Below Average Dave/Sequenced by Matthias a parody of "Crazy" by Britney Spears
This is the music video I made for Below Average Dave's "Crazy" by Britney Spears parody Youtube: (Youtube video) (Comments)
June 22 "(I am so) Lazy" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Crazy" by Britney Spears
This is a song about, well, honestly the status of my room--with a slight exaggeration, although it's clean now, I swear. badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)
Feb 15 "Britney's Baby Loves To Dine" by Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) a parody of "Baby... One More Time" by Britney Spears
Funny Britney parody about breastfeeding. (Last upload failed, reuploaded now.) Soundclick: (MP3) (Comments)
Oct 25 "Hunger" by Bob Cassella a parody of "Stronger" by Britney Spears
This is a new link for a previous submission! This link works! Go here for lyrics: http://www.crap.homestead.com/files/hunger.txt Umbrella Exec's Page o' Crap: (MP3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Stronger""Stronger (The Superhero Version)"Thor2000
"Stronger""Crazier"Sally Weber
"Toxic""Toxic (Watching you undress version)"Raspberry
"Piece of Me""Piece of Meat"Swucker_Barnhue
"Gimme More""Skinny Whore"Julia
"Hit Me Baby One More Time""Hump Me Baby One More Time"Raspberry
"Piece Of Me""Piece Of Meat"thelastaurora
"Oops... I Did It Again""Oops.. We Did It Again (in Iraq)"Luminous Veil
"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman""My Name's Robert, But They Called Me Ryan"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"You Drive Me Crazy""You’re Driving Crazy"Dominic Salazar

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
E-mail My HeartOnline DatingMr. Sally
StrongerFitness GymMusi(c)
You Drive Me CrazyMental InstitutionNikz182
Not A Girl, Not Yet A WomanFeminine Hygene ProductsMe
OverprotectedBodyguardsEndit
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I'm A Slave 4 UFeminist Hotline/NAACPAnna loves a guy on her bus
I'm A Slave 4 UFeminist Hotline/Anti-Racism CommitteeAnna loves a guy on her bus
Oops.... I Did It AgainKevin Federline's answering machineiequeen
Baby One More TimeWomen Abuse HotlineAbbie
CrazyMental InstitutionSarah
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Witchy Woman
   The Eagles
I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
   Britney Spears
I'm Not A Witchy Girl, Not Yet A Witchy Woman
Halloweena Jolie
Rock Your Body
   Justin Timberlake
Oops!... I Did It Again
   Britney Spears
Oops!... I Rocked Your Body Again
First #1 hit by Brustin Spimberlake?
flipside
Rape Me
   Nirvana
...Baby, One More Time
   Britney Spears
Rape Me, Baby, One More Time
WTF???!!!
Diddims
Do Me!
   Bell Biv Devoe
Baby, One More Time
   Britney Spears
Baby, Do Me One More Time
What Britney says to Paris(?)
Chani
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Britney Spears Fish
Britney Spears combined with Fish
[Ed's note: "Fish" meaning the ex-Marillion member and not the group, right?]
Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship

Misheard Lyrics:

"Baby One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh babe-um, babe-um!
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, baby!
"Do Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I'm some kind of flea
Original Lyrics:
Like I'm some kind of freak.
"Piece of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Mrs extra-dextra-licious and
I'm Mrs she's still great yeah she's still trend
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mrs extra extra this just in
I'm Mrs she's too big now she's too thin
"Piece Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Seamus'
Original Lyrics:
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s shameless'
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Hot As Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just too cool
N****, do what it do.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just to cool
Make it do what it do.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kyle

I thought it was odd that Britney was trying to make a comeback with racism. Fortunately she was just jumbling her words together!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"payton"
Better Lyrics:
Oops! I bit you again,sucked all your blood
Got lost in your vains
Original Lyrics:
Oops! I did it again,played with your heart
got lost in the game
Submitted by: ben
"Oops!... I Did It Again "
Better Lyrics:
Opps!... I did it again,
I peed in my pants,
got lost in the pee
Oh baby baby
Original Lyrics:
Opps!...I did it again
I played with your heart,
I got lost in the game
Oh baby ,baby
Submitted by: Aaron Wolf
"Oops I Did It Again"
Better Lyrics:
Oops I did it again
Got married while drunk
And ate fried chicken
Oh, K-Fed, K-Fed
Oops I married K-Fed
But had Justin's baaaaaby
I'm such an idiot
Original Lyrics:
Oops I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Submitted by: AnnaBoo

Funny Lyrics:

"Don't Hang Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
(Don't hang up) I am not alone
I can still feel you
Even when you're lonely
Why They're Funny:
Somehow, I don't think the last line is the most ideal thing the person on the end of the phone line wants to hear, let alone we the listeners. Then again, this is the trouble when pop artists try to be raunchy: just makes one cringe instead.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"My Perogative"
The Funny Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me, why don't they just let me live
Why They're Funny:
Why don't you ask yourself, you little media whore?
Submitted by: kasumi
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"I'm A Slave For You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I'm a slave for you... (Repeated nearly every 30 secs)
Why They're Repetitive:
Ok..enough already ! Argh
Submitted by: Glamour Kitty
"Hit Me Baby One More Time"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Hit me baby one more time
Why They're Repetitive:
Ok, *slap* did that hurt?
Submitted by: Laci
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Overprotected"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Nobody's telling me just what what what I wanna do, do
I'm so fed up with people telling me to be
Someone else but me
Why They're Insincere:
If you're that vexed by people making decisions for you, Britney, why don't you part from your management and record company, go indie and make it alone? Oh yes, I forgot -- that actually requires a modicum of independence and proficiency combined, doesn't it? Even this song about yearning for all that was written and produced by other people. This song is enough to make plastic seem natural.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
Why They're Insincere:
Er, Britney, you *are* a woman and a fully grown one as well. Nobody sees you as the same Britney in the 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' video anymore, so maybe it's time you acted your age?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Sometimes"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I wanna believe in everything that you say
'Cause it sounds so good
Why They're Misrhymed:
I don't know... it's just so obvious that she's gonna say 'great', then she says 'good'.... say... good... say... good... maybe that's me, but i don't think that rhymes!
Submitted by: Vanica
"From the Bottom of My Broken Heart"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
But you put a dart
Through my dreams, through my heart
And I'm back where I started again
Why They're Misrhymed:
The rhythm of the song makes the first syllable of 'started' line up, so to speak, with 'dart' and 'heart'; but rhyming requires the whole word, not just a syllable.
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Lyrics:

"Slave 4 You"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I 'm slave for you..
I can't deny it
I 'm not trying to hide it!
Why They're Insulting:
This gives people the thought that women are whores
Submitted by:
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Touch of My Hand"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
'Cause I just discovered
Imagination's taken over.
Another day without a lover,
The more I come to understand the touch of my hand.
pretty much the whole song
Why They're Inappropriate:
I definately think this song is about masturbation. nuf said
Submitted by: Vixen Orlodo
"Baby One More Time + Stronger"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Baby One More Time:
'I must confess
That my loneliness
Is killing me now...'
Stronger:
'But now I'm stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing but my way
My loneliness ain't killin' me no more..'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well well... I'm glad that 'your loneliness aint killin' you no more' Britney, because you seemed sooo desperate in the first song!!
Submitted by: lovelylady
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"...Baby One More Time"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Hit me baby one more time
Why They're Dirty:
When I first heard these lyrics I was young and naive, but as I recited them later I heard their dirrty dirrty connotations. Hit me? I don't think she means that in the hurtful way.
Submitted by: P.K.A
"Touch Of My Hand"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Cause I just discovered Imagination taking over Another day without a lover
The more I come to understand
The touch of my hand
Why They're Dirty:
She's talkin about masturbation...the princess of pop is describing her masturbation sessions...i think thats great
Submitted by: Frank

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"A Piece Of Me"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the and Famous
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs oh my god that Britney's shameless
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs extra extra this just in
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs she's to fat now she's too thin
You want a piece of me?
Comments:
The whole song is conceited. She's basically saying that she's all that and a bag of chips.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Presbyterians Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor

Names as a Word Bank:

Yesteryears star snips in bitter rants. Submitted by: Candace Mercer
Brat Baby Sitter Submitted by: Below Average Dave (badave.com)
Doh!
 
 
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