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Fun Music Information -> Britney Spears

Album cover parody of Circus by Britney Spears
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Britney Spears that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Britney Spears, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Brittney Spears, Brittney & Amanda, Brittany Spears, Britney Spears & Madonna, Britney Spears f/Pharrel Williams, Britney Spears f/Mikey Bassie, Britney Spears featuring Ying Yang Twins, Britney Spears Featuring Madonna, Britney Spears featuring Madonna, Britney Spears feat.Madonna, Britney Spears/Blink-182, Britney Spears and Madonna, Britney Speares, Britney & Madonna, Britney and Madonna, Britney, Britany Spears

Quotes:

I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music and about myself. Its exciting.
- Britney Spears
I've always wanted to go to overseas places, like Canada.
-Britney Spears

Jokes:

Get the hot new fragrance from Britney Spears "Cosmic Radiance" * *Warning: may cause hair loss!!!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
BBC News: Britney Spears 'to make appearance in Glee' I thought that program was about aspiring talented singers?
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Bit-Bit. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Brit Pinkey. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Sutton Pierce - Submitted by: mutya
  • Sutton Pierce - Why? Is it just me or does the father have some kind of obsession with naming all of his kids similar? His first two children's names start with K. Why do these kids have to have the same initials as each other? Not very clever. Submitted by: bex
  • Jailynn - She's having a girl. I'm ashamed I'm even named after her. She's so dumb! Hopefully she won't favor this one because it's a girl! That's why I was hoping it would be a boy. Submitted by: Brytanny
  • Preston Michael Spears Federline - He was born in Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center in California on September 14, 2005. Submitted by: Misty

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Crossroads"Well, it's not like she's been getting acting offers left and right since then. - christie

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Gimme More"At the very beginning, she says, "It's Britney, b1tch!" It's the first track off her Blackout album. - Flipside

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
PoptartReal club nicknameRobert D. Arndt Jr.
KojakHer recently shaved head. (July 2007)Baby Jane Russell
Twitney SpearsShe is a whiney twit, I just call 'em like I see 'em!bree
Bitchney SpearsWell, Britney just seems like a Bitch!~Child of Sun~
Rusty SpearsHow long will she last as a pop singer anyway?Specter

There are additional new band names available.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Fantasizer""Womanizer"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Septic""Toxic"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Gnostic""Toxic"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Dipstick""Toxic"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Drastic""Toxic"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Hot As Ice,"Ice is cold, not hot!Yvette Bristle
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman,"You have to be a girl, unless it's a sex-changeDiddims
"When Your Eyes Say It,"Eyes don't talk, as a general rule.Eta_Cassiopeia
"Born To Make You Happy,"No you weren'tSarah
"E-mail My Heart,"How can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem?Diddims

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Do It Again," Steely Dan"Oops, I Did It Again," Britney Spears
"You Are The Woman," Firefall"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Britney Spears
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?," Jet"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman," Britney Spears
"Gimme Some Lovin'," Spencer Davis Group"Gimme More," Britney Spears
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"If U See Amy" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Baby One More Tie" originally "Baby One More Time"
Serafina

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"You Drive Moe Crazy" originally "You Drive Me Crazy"
Serafina
"You Drive Mel Crazy" originally "You Drive Me Crazy"
Serafina
"You Drive Meg Crazy" originally "You Drive Me Crazy"
Serafina
"You Drive Mae Crazy" originally "You Drive Me Crazy"
Serafina
"You Drive Men Crazy" originally "You Drive Me Crazy"
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"You Drove Me Crazy" originally "You Drive Me Crazy"
(You used to drive me crazy, but not anymore.)
Serafina
"Stranger" originally "Stronger"
Serafina
"Corn To Make You Happy" originally "Born To Make You Happy"
Especially if it's on the cob.
Barb Dwyer
"Cirrus" originally "Circus"
Now it's about a type of clouds.
Penelope Beckinsale
"He's About To Hose Me" originally "He's About To Lose Me"
Kirsten Abercrombie

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

May 23
a parody of "Toxic" by Britney Spears
This one is a re-recording of one of the most downloaded songs I've ever done. It appears on my Tough Week album as track number 14, a bonus track
soundclick: (mp3)
Mar 28
a parody of "Till The World Ends " by Britney Spears
Parody of Till The World Ends 2012 edition, original, eh?
Youtube : (Youtube Video )
Nov 18
a parody of "Outrageous" by Britney Spears
You knew a recording of this one would eventually be done, it had to be!
soundclick.com: (mp3)
Jan 4
a parody of "Three" by Britney Spears
Stating the obvious ;-)
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Dec 12
a parody of "3" by Britney Spears
The media always condemns celebrities for being dumb, but what would happen if we sent them back to school?
YouTube: (Video)
Aug 4
a parody of "Radar" by Britney Spears
Song parody about hate comments and cyber-bullying on YouTube and on the internet in general.
YouTube: (Video)
May 12
a parody of "Circus" by Britney Spears
Britney has a little potty mouth!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Dec 24
a parody of "Circus" by Britney Spears
Fred Parody containing a parody of Britney Spears' Circus! (Link in Sidebar to hear full song!)
YouTube: (Video)
Dec 19
a parody of "Gimme More" by Britney Spears
Be careful what you wish for in a girlfriend. You just might get it!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)

There are additional song parody recordings available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Till The World Ends""Soon The World Ends"Matthias
"(You Drive Me) Crazy""(You Must Be) Crazy"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Stronger""Stronger (Israeli Version)"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"My Prerogative""All in My Biopic"Nixon Lee
"Womanizer""Weaponizer"Matthias
"Toxic""Rockets"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Baby One More Time""Maybe Not This Time"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Stronger""Stronger (She-Hulk Version)"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Slave 4 U""Afraid 4 U"Nixon Lee
"Till the World Ends""Till the Wall Dents"the_conqueror_of_parodies

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Oops! I did it againBounty paper towelsThe Nerd
Oops, I Did It AgainEPT Pregnancy TestBradykins
E-mail My HeartOnline DatingMr. Sally
StrongerFitness GymMusi(c)
You Drive Me CrazyMental InstitutionNikz182
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
ToxicYoo-hooDongquan
If U Seek AmyMissing Persons HotlineDongquan
CircusCircuses, magic shows, etc..Dongquan
...Baby One More TimeAbortion clinicsAnonymous
I'm A Slave 4 UFeminist Hotline/NAACPAnna loves a guy on her bus
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You're Beautiful
   James Blunt
You Drive Me Crazy
   Britney Spears
You're Beautiful and You Drive Me Crazy
Raging hormones much?
Diddims
Missing
   No Mercy
Womanizer
   Britney Spears
Missing Womanizer
Dongquan
We Build Then We Break
   The Fray
Break the Ice
   Britney Spears
We Build Then We Break the Ice
Dongquan
Suburban Knights
   Hard-Fi
Womanizer
   Britney Spears
Suburban Womanizer
Dongquan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Britney Fox-Spear
Britny Fox combined with Britney Spears
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Burning Britney Spears
Burning Spear combined with Britney Spears
(I'm sure some could want to, but be nice, folks!)
Submitted By: Lucille Ball sized hail
Britney-Houston
Britney Spears combined with Whitney Houston
What a POP combo THAT would be! (Well, Britney rhymes with Whitney.)
Submitted By: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Britney Spears Fish
Britney Spears combined with Fish
[Ed's note: "Fish" meaning the ex-Marillion member and not the group, right?]
Submitted By: Rhonda Blankenship

Misheard Lyrics:

"Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A guy like you should be rewarded.
Original Lyrics:
A guy like you should wear a warning.
"Toxic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really think I'm dumb?
Original Lyrics:
Too high, can't come down
"Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't she lucky, this Polly, what a girl!
Original Lyrics:
Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl
"Baby One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porn you got a lie babe
My loneliness is giving me head lice
Original Lyrics:
Boy you got me blinded
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Love Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love rock and roll, put another dime in the shoe box baby
I love rock and roll, put another dime and dance with me
Original Lyrics:
I love rock and roll, but another dime in the jukebox baby
I love rock and roll, so come an' take the time an' dance with me

Story about this misheard lyric by: Shanyan

I originally heard this song from my sister, who was singing it wrong, and I misheard her and made it worse.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Piece of Me"
Better Lyrics:
Piece of Me (Cow Version)

You can have a steak or kosher hot dogs
(You wanna piece of me)
You can have my ribs or even my tongue
(You wanna piece of me)
I also supply cheese and ice cream
(You wanna piece of me)
If you want pork roast, go to farm C
(You wanna piece of me)



Original Lyrics:
Piece of Me (Original Version)

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
Submitted by: Rachel
"payton"
Better Lyrics:
Oops! I bit you again,sucked all your blood
Got lost in your vains
Original Lyrics:
Oops! I did it again,played with your heart
got lost in the game
Submitted by: ben
"Oops!... I Did It Again "
Better Lyrics:
Opps!... I did it again,
I peed in my pants,
got lost in the pee
Oh baby baby
Original Lyrics:
Opps!...I did it again
I played with your heart,
I got lost in the game
Oh baby ,baby
Submitted by: Aaron Wolf
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Four years ago I had a party that was too much fun for me.
Why They're Funny:
Get over it already! It was four years before this song was recorded.
Submitted by: Ashley
"I'm A Slave 4 U"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well did you ever think it would be okay
for me to step into this world.
Why They're Funny:
Well if she is already *in* this world, why would she ask if it would be okay for her to step into this world?
Submitted by: Ashley
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Gimmie More"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Gimmie gimmie more
Gimmie more
Gimmie gimmie more
Why They're Repetitive:
The song contains the word "gimmie" 88 times.
Submitted by: Votum
"Womanizer"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Womanizer, woma womanizer, you're a womanizer, o womanizer o you're a womanizer baby.....
Why They're Repetitive:
clearly whoever is a womanizer understands that they are a womanizer
Submitted by: Will
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Unusual You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Been so many things, when I was someone else
Why They're Nonsensical:
You can only be yourself, not another person. As for being "so many things", maybe that's figurative?
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between I'm not a girl.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Hey, don't get me wrong. I actually love this song. But the 'in between' a girl and a woman is a teenager. Come on Britney, just how difficult is that to figure out?
Submitted by: Jamie
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Overprotected"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Nobody's telling me just what what what I wanna do, do
I'm so fed up with people telling me to be
Someone else but me
Why They're Insincere:
If you're that vexed by people making decisions for you, Britney, why don't you part from your management and record company, go indie and make it alone? Oh yes, I forgot -- that actually requires a modicum of independence and proficiency combined, doesn't it? Even this song about yearning for all that was written and produced by other people. This song is enough to make plastic seem natural.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"I'm Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
Why They're Insincere:
Er, Britney, you *are* a woman and a fully grown one as well. Nobody sees you as the same Britney in the 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' video anymore, so maybe it's time you acted your age?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Sometimes"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I wanna believe in everything that you say
'Cause it sounds so good
Why They're Misrhymed:
I don't know... it's just so obvious that she's gonna say 'great', then she says 'good'.... say... good... say... good... maybe that's me, but i don't think that rhymes!
Submitted by: Vanica
"From the Bottom of My Broken Heart"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
But you put a dart
Through my dreams, through my heart
And I'm back where I started again
Why They're Misrhymed:
The rhythm of the song makes the first syllable of 'started' line up, so to speak, with 'dart' and 'heart'; but rhyming requires the whole word, not just a syllable.
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Bombastic Love"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Bombastic love is fantastic love,
where I am completely yours and you are mine.
And it's gonna be exactly like in the movies
when we fall in love for the first time.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Damn desperate for a rhyme, aren't we Britney?
Submitted by: Maggie Magoomapes
"Boys"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You're a sexy guy
I'm a nice girl
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well gee. She's a nice girl, yet she wants to turn the dance floor into her own little nasty world with the sexy guy, eh? And throughout the song she always says 'Get nasty'. Pretty contradicting.
Submitted by: Keidi
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"3"
The Dirty Lyrics:
3 is a charm, 2 is not the same
I don't see the harm, so are you game?
Why They're Dirty:
It's about threesomes, just listen to the "gettin' down with 3P" part.
Submitted by: Beth
"If You Seek Amy"
The Dirty Lyrics:
oh baby baby if you seek amy tonight
oh baby baby we'll do whatever you like
Why They're Dirty:
the whole song is a dirty joke based on what the phrase "if you seek amy" sounds like.
Submitted by: christy
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"A Piece Of Me"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the and Famous
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs oh my god that Britney's shameless
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs extra extra this just in
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs she's to fat now she's too thin
You want a piece of me?
Comments:
The whole song is conceited. She's basically saying that she's all that and a bag of chips.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Cinder Ella" originally "Cinderella"
Submitted by: Diane McMaster
"Strong ER" originally "Stronger"
Submitted by: Peter
"Oops!...I Did It: A Gain" originally "Oops!...I Did It Again"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Overprotect Ed" originally "Overprotected"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Baby One More Tim E." originally "Baby One More Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"He About To Lose Me"
The Lyrics:
...He don't see me, or make me feel hot..
Why:
"he don't" is wrong... It should be "He doesn't "
Submitted by: Faiz
"Unusual You"
The Lyrics:
There’s so many things, when I was someone else
Why:
I've heard this many times, it should be "There ARE so many things" and in this song it should be "There WERE so many things, because she's talking a bout the past, not only it should be plural, but also past.
Submitted by: Kristal
There are additional Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Binary Presets Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Betrays Sniper Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Nearby Priests Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Betrayers Spin Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Presbyterians Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"'Tis I Did Poo Again" originally "Oops, I Did It Again"
Submitted by: Rita Warmidge
"Maize Worn" originally "Womanizer"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Have Neon Hater" originally "Heaven On Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Another Heaven" originally "Heaven On Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Have One Anther" originally "Heaven On Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"If U Seek Amy"
Sparked controversy because the title sounded like "F.U.C.K. me." In the United States, the song is played as "If U See Amy."
Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Acrostics:

POM: "Piece Of Me"
That takes care of the other pom.
Submitted by: She

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mimi Gore" originally "Gimme More"
Now it's someone's name!
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Numb 'N' Wiser" originally "Womanizer"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"If U Ache, See Me" originally "If U Seek Amy"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson

Names as a Word Bank:

See Britney eat tiny pears. Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Yesteryears star snips in bitter rants. Submitted by: Candace Mercer
Brat Baby Sitter Submitted by: Below Average Dave (badave.com)
Doh!

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Spritney Beers originally "Britney Spears"
She'd have better taste.
Submitted by: shepop
Spitney Brears originally "Britney Spears"
Gross!
Submitted by: Peter

Crime Records:

"Child Endangerment"
Britney was recently stripped of all vistiation rights to her two boys Sean Preston, and Jaden James after she locked herself in her bedroom and refused to return them to her ex-husband Kevin Federline,
Submitted by: Celeste

Performers with Handicaps:

"Bipolar Disorder"
2007-2008, despite medical records being confidential. Shown extreme case of it when she shaved her hair.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Bi-Polar Disorder"
Britney was recently diaganosed as being Bi-Polar which would explain some of her erratic behaviours.
Submitted by: Celeste

Hidden Messages:

"If U Seek Amy"
During the chorus, she says:"All of the boys, and all of the girls are begging to If U Seek Amy." Said fast, it sounds like F-U-C-K ME. Thats Britney for ya!!
Submitted by: Bobby

Backwards Messages:

"Baby One More Time"
When you play the line "When I'm not with you, I lose my mind" backwards, it says "Sleep with me, I'm not too young".
Submitted by: rock music

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Exiting "The X-Factor""
Britney Spears recently said she has made the "difficult decision" to leave Fox's "The X-Factor" after one season. In a statement, the pop singer said she'd had an incredible time working on the singing contest, but that it was time to get back to the studio to record. It had been widely reported that Spears and "X-Factor" were parting ways after a season in which the show's ratings fell dramatically and Spears received lackluster reviews as a panelist.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Cell Phone Game"
A cell phone game created by Qplaze-RME and Sony BMG titled "Adventures of Britney Spears" was announced in December 2005 but was never released. Images and video footage of the game were released along with the game's press release.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Britney Spears Doll"
In 1999, Play Along Toys released the Britney Spears Doll. It was the first product ever released by this toy company. The doll featured Spears with various outfits, make-up and hairstyles from her concerts, appearances, photoshoots and music videos. Yaboom Toys also made a singing Britney Spears doll that would "sing' when you pressed her belly button. A porcelain doll was also made, as well as miniature dolls.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Fragrances"
Curious, Curious in Control, Curious Heart, Fantasy, Midnight Fantasy, Believe, Circus...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music) available.

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Any Major Airline
She plays a Flight Attendant in "Toxic"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
PlentyofFish.com site
From "Hold It Against Me" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Make Up Forever eye shadow
From "Hold It Against Me" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Sony Electronics
"Hold It Against Me" had Sony TVs + monitors
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"A Piece Of Me"
The Lyrics:
I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
You want a piece of me?
Why:
"Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous" TV show of the 80s
Submitted by: shepop
There are additional TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics available.

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"If U Seek Amy"
The Lyrics:
Love me, hate me But can't you see what I see? All of the boys and all of the girls Are beggin' to If U Seek Amy
Why:
It would be bad to have this ringtone in church, at work (depending upon your job), in an courthouse, in elementary school, or other such places.. This is especially so if the people are able to decode "If U Seek Amy"'s hidden message.
Submitted by: Song Spoofs/Parodies
 

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