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These are lyrics by Britney Spears that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Britney Spears

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Britney Spears', "(You Drive Me) Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Loving you means so much more
More than anything I've ever felt before
Why They're Nonsensical:
That doesn't make *any* sense whatsoever. If Britney said 'feels so much more' or something it would've been slightly more relevant, although still not making that much sense. No wonder they cut this bit out in the version she released.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Britney Spears', "Baby One More Time"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Gimme a sign,
Hit me baby, one more time!
Why They're Nonsensical:
I never knew she approved of domestic violence! She seems to be literally asking to get the begesus beaten out of her! Who in their right mind would want that?!
Submitted by: @ssKicker
Britney Spears', "Baby One More Time"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
When I'm not with you
I'm losing my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Why They're Nonsensical:
1. If she's losing her mind, shouldn't she be in a mental institute?
2. If she's losing her mind, how could she remember she was without this guy? and
3. Is she being beaten or abused throughout the whole song (hence the line "hit me baby one more time")?
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Britney Spears', "Email My Heart"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm sorry, oh so sorry,
can't you give me one more chance to make it all up to you.
E-mail my heart and say our love will never die
and that I know you're out there and I know that you still care.
Email me back and say our love will stay alive.
Forever, Email my heart.
Why They're Nonsensical:
I know Britney was just a girl of 16 when she came up with this song...but...memo to Britney: Honestly, couldn't you come up with a more sensible line then 'Email my heart'? I guess he never checks his mail...
Submitted by: Lyndsey
Britney Spears', "From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And you didn't hear
all my joy through my tears
all my hopes through my fears
did you know, still I miss you somehow?
Why They're Nonsensical:
If she was happy, why was she crying? And why was she so hopeful for a relationship that made her fearful all the time? That doesn't sound like a worthwhile relationship!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Britney Spears', "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman
Why They're Nonsensical:
okay, if she's not a girl and she's not a woman yet, what is she then? a giman?
Submitted by: Khodor
Britney Spears', "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm not a girl,
but if you look at me closely
You will see it in my eyes
This girl will always find her way
Why They're Nonsensical:
She's spent the whole song arguing that she's not a girl, and then finally declares that she is a girl at the end (this *girl* will always find her way). Hmm.
Submitted by: Christopher Hurley
Britney Spears', "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between I'm not a girl.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Hey, don't get me wrong. I actually love this song. But the 'in between' a girl and a woman is a teenager. Come on Britney, just how difficult is that to figure out?
Submitted by: Jamie
Britney Spears', "Let Me Be"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
No insecurities, won't you just let me let me be
Why They're Nonsensical:
The reason this doesn't make sense is because in the song right after it, Bombastic Love, she's says 'I, I feel so insecure.' If she has no insecurities, how can she feel insecure?
Submitted by: Nicole Koob
Britney Spears', "Let Me Be"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You try to read me
You try to figure me out
You try to breathe me
But you can't blow me out
You try to feel me
But I'm so out of touch
I won't be falling
You won't have to pick me up
Sorry if i sound confused
I don't feel the same way you do
But i won't turn around
But i won't turn around
Why They're Nonsensical:
"You try to breathe me" What the hell does that mean???
Submitted by: Simba
Britney Spears', "Soda Pop"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Open the soda pop bop shu bop shu bop
The clock is ticking and we can't stop, can't stop, no
Open the soda pop, watch it fizz and pop, ooh yeah
Why They're Nonsensical:
Was this song supposed to prove that she is a pop singer on her first album? I really don't get it!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Britney Spears', "Someday (I Will Understand)"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Just stop and listen to your tears
Why They're Nonsensical:
Unless her child has tears the size of and weight of boulders, I doubt somehow he would be able to hear them.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Britney Spears', "Sometimes"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Sometimes I run. Sometimes I hide. Sometimes I'm scared of you.
If you love me, trust in me
The way that I trust in you.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Britney, first you tell this guy that you're scared of him. And just a few lines later you tell him that he should trust in you the way that you trust in him?!? Let me guess... the guy just ran away?!
Submitted by: PhilippOnline
Britney Spears', "Toxic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Don't toxic things kill you pretty much straight away? If so, you're unlikely to be addicted, young lady!!
Submitted by: Susan
Britney Spears', "Unusual You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Been so many things, when I was someone else
Why They're Nonsensical:
You can only be yourself, not another person. As for being "so many things", maybe that's figurative?
Submitted by: Candy Welty

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