What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he needs except a father with a job.

Britney Spears had a baby boy. They baby is doing fine, the mother is doing fine, the husband still isn�'t doing anything at all.

Britney Spears decides to go out with her two new buddies, Shaggy and Craig David. They decide to go to the mall and thus enter the elevator to descend. Suddenly, one of them farts. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Oops, I Did It Again!' Embarrassed by this predicament, Britney decides to make up for it by taking them out again. They catch a train and leave the station when, believe it or not, someone farts again. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Stronger, Than Yesterday!'

Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat.
Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z.

Britney Spears, Usher and the Black Eyed Peas were all in an elevator. Someone farted.
Usher said ' Its my confessions. I didnt do it'
Black Eyed Pea's said 'Didnt come out of my hump' and Britney Spears said 'Oops I did it again' then they all got off and thats how Britney Spears lost all popularity she ever had.

Q. What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?
A. Britney Tears

Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!

What do you call Britney Spears with a brain?
Pregnant (Ed. adds....Well it depends who the father is.......)