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Fun Music Information -> Blink 182

Album cover parody of California [Explicit] by Blink-182
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Blink-182

Quotes:

We just write down a bunch of words and pray to God they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, we're artists.
- Tom DeLonge
Submitted by: Sonny
You cant turn chicken sh*t into chicken salad but you can put chicken sh*t into someone's chicken salad
- Tom Delonge
There are additional music quotes available.

Jokes:

Q: What is 300 ft long and has no pubic hair?
A: The line outside a Blink 182 show
Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Scarface: According to the "scorecard" feature on the Platinum Edition DVD, the word "fuck" and its derivatives are used 226 times for an average of 1.32 fucks per minute. So if they really got the 182 from Scarface, they should be called blink 226....that is, unless they are really bad counters.....which could be true :-P Submitted by: Watching and Waiting
  • "Blink" was a term that represented the "f" word. The members of Blink 182 used to attend Rancho Bernardo High, until they were expelled and sent to RB's rival school, Poway. The letter R is the 18th letter in the alphabet, and B is the 2nd, hence Blink 182 means "f___" RB. Submitted by: Britt

Stupid Band Names:

  • As in Blink 182 times to understand our music? Submitted by: RVB

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Blink. Submitted by: Travis

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"A New Hope"Princess Leia, where are you tonight? - RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Emo"She's better off sleeping on the floor - RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Apple Shampoo"And if you're feeling scared
Remember the time we shared
You know it meant everything (everything)
You know that it meant everything to me
- RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Waggy"It's never over 'til it's done
And I don't think that you're the one - RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Voyeur"I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home - RevengeFromMars YouTube

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Link 182A punk band doing Legend of Zelda-themed songs?Archie C.
Bink 182This is what they were when they were babies!Michael M
Stink 182I like 'em but making up names is funThe Real Slim Shadier

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Violets""Violence"Regina Haniger
"Most Of The Large Things""All The Small Things"Regina Haniger
"None Of The Medium Sized Things""All The Small Things"Regina Haniger
"Blow Me, Okay?""Blow Me Away"Rob
"Adam's Gong""Adam's Song"Michael M

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Song For Someone," U2"Adam's Song," Blink 182
"Don't Lie To Me," Dokken"Aliens Exist," Blink 182
"Mailman," Soundgarden"Here's Your Letter," Blink 182
"Birthday," The Beatles"What's My Age Again?," Blink 182
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Fist Date" originally "First Date"
Tiffany Furlong
"Aliens Exit" originally "Aliens Exist"
Pam Tabor
"All The Mall Things" originally "All The Small Things"
Wonder what they are?
The Rev. A. Palgut
"What's My Age Gain?" originally "What's My Age Again?"
What about my age loss?
The Rev. A. Palgut

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"The Rocky Show" originally "The Rock Show"
A surprising omission until now
Russ
"Moan Overboard" originally "Man Overboard"
Must have been a rough ship crossing.
Bob
"The Crock Show" originally "The Rock Show"
Kenny
"The Frock Show" originally "The Rock Show"
Kenny
"What's My Cage Again?" originally "What's My Age Again?"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Chat Went Wrong" originally "What Went Wrong"
Candy Welty
"Men Overboard" originally "Man Overboard"
Candy Welty
"Pan Overboard" originally "Man Overboard"
Candy Welty
"Fan Overboard" originally "Man Overboard"
Candy Welty
"Dan Overboard" originally "Man Overboard"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

July 1
a parody of "All the Small Things" by Blink 182
A needed update to TCOP's classic This One Camp Trip
Soundclick: (mp3)
Apr 4
a parody of "All The Small Things" by Blink 182
This one was recorded by Below Average Dave back when he was using midis, here is the update of TCOP's classic Camp Trip Horror Story!
badave.com: (mp3)
May 10
a parody of "The Rock Show" by Blink 182
Ok ya kids, I'm gonna hit you up with another one of my Christian Parodies here. This one's about God's love vs. the love we feel from the world around us. Hope ya like it. it's not that funny, but it's a serious parody, yet fun.
Parabolic Parodies: (Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Dammit""Damageit"Fack Sabbath
"First Date""Fish Bait"Blaydeman
"All The Small Things""Our Little Anthill"Agrimorfee
"I Miss You""Ice Splashed You (The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Song)"Matthias
"I Miss You""Can't Fit You"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"What's My Age Again""What's My Name Again"Fack Sabbath
"I Miss You""I Don't Miss You"summeriot
"What's My Age Again?""What's My Line Again?"Rebekah Dub
"Dammit""Vomit"Abbott Skelding
"What's My Age Again?""Never Again"CM

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
All The Small Things"Natural Male Enhancement" Pillsfuzzypinkmonster
Roller CoasterSix FlagsNick
The Rock ShowPromo For Any ConcertErica
Feeling ThisCondomstex
Please Take Me HomeTaxi Companyawaywithyou
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
What's My Age Again?Any Alzheimer's or Amnesia organizationSisterGirl
Stay Together For The KidsDivorce lawyerMayu
F*** A DogPETAstatic
Story Of A Lonely GuyPlayboy Channel Subscriptions HotlineHeavy T
What's My Age Again?Nursing HomeJenna
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Life Is A Rock, But The Radio Rolled Me
   Reunion
The Rock Show
   Blink 182
Life Is A Rock Show, But The Radio Rolled Me
Joe
Milk And Toast And Honey
   Roxette
Toast And Bananas
   Blink 182
Milk And Toast And Bananas And Honey
Edward
Let Me Go To The Show
   Poison
The Rock Show
   Blink 182
Let Me Go To The Rock Show
GlamRockNinjaLord
All These Things
   Joe Stampley
All The Small Things
   Blink 182
All These Small Things
Gigi
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

The Blink-234's
The B-52's combined with Blink 182
Hey, why not? The word Blink begins with B, so why not combine these bands and add up their numbers?
Submitted By: Joe
Pink 182
Pink combined with Blink 182
Could also do it like this!
Submitted By: chk chk
Pink 182
Pink Floyd combined with Blink 182
Their next hit song is "All the Wall Things"!
Submitted By: The Deke
Blink 183
Blink 182 combined with Plus One
Submitted By: Alana

There are additional Blink 182 Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
And on and on and on
Original Lyrics:
na na na na na na na
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show and walk by on the arm of that fat gut
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And pretend it's okay
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And we'll pretend it's okay
"What's My Age Again?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The state looks down on the TV
Original Lyrics:
This state looks down on sodomy.
"All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me noses by the stairs
Original Lyrics:
She gives me roses by the stairs
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"What's My Age Again?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dookie dookie dookie save me
Original Lyrics:
And that's about the time she walked away from me

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jess

...I was eight when I first heard this song.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"All The Small Things"
Better Lyrics:
All the small things
MJ's dingaling
Original Lyrics:
All the small things
True care, truth brings
Submitted by: Monkeyman
"All The Small Things"
Better Lyrics:
Kick your ass still
always have and always will
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
Submitted by: Gia

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"All The Small Things"
The Funny Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Why They're Funny:
Oh, you're such a baby! You actually have to be carried if you don't want to go somewhere? Is that the only way they're gonna get you to where you have to go?!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Fentloozer"
The Funny Lyrics:
And do you think that it is right for Tom to spend another night
writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay?
Why They're Funny:
This is funny because I can imagine Tom DeLonge doing exactly that.
Submitted by: Whatever You Wanna Call Me
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"I Miss You"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already a voice inside my head
(repeated, at least 10 times)
Why They're Repetitive:
BECAUSE!!! we get the point, guys. and the beginning of the song is intersting. Maybe they just ran out of ideas and they liked that line...a lot.
Submitted by: regina putrid
"Just About Done"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Just about done with your butt
we'll let you know, hey!
Why They're Repetitive:
Apart from the band imitating some animal noises (I think that's what they're supposed to be), that's pretty much all they say. Funny song.
Submitted by: Regos the Sane
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"First Date"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Let's make this night last forever
forever and ever let's make this last forever
Why They're Nonsensical:
Is that physically possible? I don't think so! Nights are only a certain number of hours long. You can't make them last forever.
Submitted by: Danpj
"What's My Age Again?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
Why They're Nonsensical:
If he was on the drive home, he'd have to get out of the car in order to use a pay phone, since those are situated on land (which might have been done in the context, but this is not specified). He could have used his cell phone in order to make that call, since cell phones were in use in the late 1990s (when this song was written). Still, "on the drive home" seems to imply that he was in the car the whole time.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"The Rock Show"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting.
And if I ever got another chance, I'd still ask her to dance.
Because she kept me waiting.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Are you seriously rhyming "Waiting" with itself, Mark? Really?
Submitted by: Andrea
"The Rock Show"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
She's getting kicked out of school cause
she's failing I'm kinda nervous,
cause I think all her friends hate me
Why They're Misrhymed:
Er...yeah...they're just misrhymed!
Submitted by: Blue0ctane
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Dysentery Gary"
The Insulting Lyrics:
F*** this place! I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a wh*re
Wheres my dog? 'Cause girls are such a drag
Why They're Insulting:
Calling your mom a wh*re
Submitted by: Franka
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"All The Small Things"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Who refers to their girlfriend as a windmill? Seems like these guys just needed a word to rhyme with 'thrill'...and this is what they come up with?!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Feelin' This"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I wanna take off her clothes
Why They're Inappropriate:
Great idea! just take off her clothes! I'm sure she'll just love that!
Submitted by: Travis
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dated Song Lyrics:

"What's My Age Again"
The Dated Lyrics:
And that's about the time
that she walked out on me
Nobody likes it when you're 23
and are we still more amused
by TV shows.
What the hell is A.D.D. My friends say I should act my age
but what's my age again?
What's my age again?
Why They're Dated:
It would be nice if everyone could stay 23 for the rest of their lives.
Submitted by: Celeste
"What's My Age Again?!"
The Dated Lyrics:
nobody likes you when your 23
Why They're Dated:
well ... I'm sure he's older than 23 now so that's kinda dated right?!
Submitted by: Sarah

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Blink One-eighty-two
Submitted by: Dan DeLyon

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"A New Hope"
The Lyrics:
Drinking Colt 45s with Lando
Product Brand Name:
Colt 45 (brand of malt liquor)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"All The Small Things"
The Song Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Song They Mention:
"Say It Ain't So" by Weezer (another American alternative rock band)
Submitted by: Cassandra
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Pathetic"
Opening Lines:
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
Comments:
From their album "Dude Ranch"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Don't Leave Me"
Opening Lines:
Don't leave me all alone
Comments:
From their album "Enema of the State"
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Stay To Get Her For The Kids" originally "Stay Together For The Kids"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Alien Sexist" originally "Aliens Exist"
Submitted by: Ruth Leslie Savage

Song Title Anagrams:

"Small Lethal Nights" originally "All The Small Things"
Submitted by: Reptone
"Draftiest" originally "First Date"
Submitted by: Quarkfetcher
"The Man" originally "Anthem"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Hat Men" originally "Anthem"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Hen Mat" originally "Anthem"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Josie"
The Lyrics:
Why:
Sombrero's is a Southern-Californian based Mexican restaurant chain.
Submitted by: David
 

Songs That Are Banned:

"What's My Age Again?"
Not banned exactly, but the version played on the radio is severely altered.
Submitted by: G

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"All The Small Things"
The Lyrics:
You're already the voice inside my head
Why:
He pronounces "head" as "yad". You're already the voice inside my yad?
Submitted by: DJ Blaze
 

Super Long Pop Songs:

"I'm Lost Without You" Length: 6:21
Unusually long for Blink.
Submitted by: Hawky

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Sometimes" Length: 1:09
From their album Cheshire Cat.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Happy Holidays, You Bastard" Length: 00:43
It might be inappropriate but I love that song.
Submitted by: quackss
"F*** A Dog" Length: 1:27
Bonus hidden track, off some versions of Take Off Your Pants And Your Jacket.
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"B*** Job" Length: 0:40
Simple song :p
Submitted by: Franka
"B*** Job" Length: 0:40
Simple song :p
Submitted by: Franka

There are additional Super Short Pop Songs available.

Song Title Acrostics:

FAD: "Fu*k a dog"
Hopefully it won't be a new fad
Submitted by: Michael M

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"The Shock Row" originally "The Rock Show"
Submitted by: Sasha Graham
"The Shock Row" originally "The Rock Show"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
"Faye Together Store The Kids" originally "Stay Together For The Kids"
Submitted by: Kelly Blythe

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Don't Tell Me It's Over"
The Lyrics:
Don't tell me that it's over,
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running,
There is no use for explanation
I think these things are too hopeful, even with my expert knowledge
Most girls most do mean trouble, because they are rarely honest
Why:
It's really upbeat, yet the lyrics aren't really positive
Submitted by: Franka
"Time To Break Up (Bonus Track)"
The Lyrics:
Time to wake up
Where's your daughter?
Hurts to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so
Why:
He obviously regrets breaking up.
Submitted by: Franka
There are additional Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics available.

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Starting the random number trend"
They added the "182" because there was already a band called "Blink". Since the random number, Sum 41, Seven Mary Three, Matchbox 20, and other bands have taken control of this trend.
Submitted by: JeReMy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Visine (Eye Drops)
182 blinks? Man, your eyes are dry.
Submitted by: JC Foster

Missing Parts:

"blink 182"
what about the other 181 blinks
Submitted by: billy
"blink 182"
what about the other 181 blinks
Submitted by: billy

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"I Miss You"
The Lyrics:
The unsespecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
Why:
Jack and Sally are from the movie A Nightmare Before Christmas, in which Jack the Pumpkin-king tries to take charge of Christmas.
Submitted by: Sarah Swann
 

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"What's My Age Again?"
The Lyrics:
And that's about the time
the b*tch hung up on me
nobody likes it when you're 23
are we more amsued by T.V. shows
what the f*ck is A.D.D. my friends say I should act my age
what's my age again
what's my age again
Why:
This ring tone would be particularly difficult on someone who's being treated for Attention Deficit Disorder.
Submitted by: Celeste

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