Fun Music Information -> Phil Collins

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Music Jokes:

Do you know what that song 'Sussudio' sounds like?
What normal songs sound like if you sing them with balls in your mouth!

Submitted by: metz

Q: Why does Phil Collins only count by even numbers?
A: He says he's aganist all odds.

Submitted by: Daniel Leichty

Strange Offspring Names:

Nicholas Grev Austin Collins - Submitted by: Miss MT

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"Miami Vice, Buster"	Along with having alot of his songs played throughout the series, he played in an episode called "Phil the Shill". Was also in a movie about a bank robber in the star role. - Brad Johnson
"Buster"	I was surprised more by his cursing than his acting. - britrock

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Tom Collins	He must be drinking more because he doesn't sound as fresh.	MOR

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Two Hearts,"	You're usually born with one.	MOR
"You'll Be In My Heart,"	wow, u must have a purty big heart, huh?	MOR

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"She Thinks I Still Care"	"I Don't Care Anymore," Phil Collins	Regina Haniger
"Catch Me, I'm Falling"	"I Missed Again," Phil Collins	Brian Kelly
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"	"I Missed Again," Phil Collins	Brian Kelly
"Who Knows?"	"Only You Know And I Know," Phil Collins	shepop
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I Wish I Would Rain Down" originally "I Wish It Would Rain Down"

Regina Olsen

"Don't Lose My Umber" originally "Don't Lose My Number"

...of my wood tables.

MOR

"Don't Let Him Seal Your Heart Away" originally "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"

Thessaly Danes

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"I Don't Carve Anymore" originally "I Don't Care Anymore"

U. Carrie Oats

"In The Hair Tonight" originally "In The Air Tonight"

Phil Collins is either dandruf or lice, perhaps?

Peter

"I Don't Scare Anymore" originally "I Don't Care Anymore"

Peter

"Don't Let Whim Steal Your Heart Away" originally "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"

Yvonne Sindri

"Seperate Livers" originally "Seperate Lives"

mandylee

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"In Too Depp" originally "In Too Deep"

For all the girls who really like Johnny Depp.

Edward

"I Don't Cure Anymore" originally "I Don't Care Anymore"

U. Carrie Oats

"I Don't Dare Anymore" originally "I Don't Care Anymore"

U. Carrie Oats

"I Don't Bare Anymore" originally "I Don't Care Anymore"

U. Carrie Oats

"I Hissed Again" originally "I Missed Again"

Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"In The Air Tonight"	"Phil Collins Gets Constipated!"	2LD4U
"In The Air Tonight"	"Thinning Hair Tonight"	The Stinker
"In The Air Tonight"	"In The Mouth Tonight"	Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Sussudio"	"Spaghettios"	Harry
"I Don't Care Anymore"	"I Don't Wear Any Drawers"	Harry
"A Groovy Kind of Love"	"A Groupie Kind of Love"	Harry
"Sussudio"	"Spaghettios"	Harryt
"In the Air Tonight"	"In the Rear Tonight"	Harry
"Sussudio"	"Sussudoku"	Larry B
"I Missed Again"	"I'm Mr. Yen"	Joe Haynes
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Two Hearts	New series of 'Doctor Who' beginning in 2005	pickle*
You Can't Hurry Love	Delay Condoms	Rappa
I Wish It Would Rain Down	Wimbledon coverage	pickle*

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Jesus, He Knows Me	Any Evangelist's Donation Hotline	tckma
Against All Odds	Gamblers Anonymous	Emma
I've Forgotten Everything	Alzheimer's Society	pickle*
Strangers Like Me	Any Organization For Victims Of Paedophiles	Rosie
No Way Out	Suicide Prevention Helpline	Rosie
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Let It Be The Beatles	Another Day In Paradise Phil Collins	Let It Be Another Day In Paradise	brainstem
Click, Click, Boom Saliva	I Missed Again Phil Collins	Click, Click, Boom... I Missed Again! Dammit!! Stand still!!	Josh
Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Elton John	In The Air Tonight Phil Collins	Can You Feel The Love In The Air Tonight? That's not love...that's the air freshener in my car!	Fat Louie
All You Need Is Love The Beatles	A Groovy Kind Of Love Phil Collins	All You Need Is A Groovy Kind Of Love	Eileen McKenzie
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Dr. Phil

Dr. Dre combined with Phil Collins

Submitted By: Chris Bodily TM

Misheard Lyrics:

"Two Hearts (One Mind)" Misheard Lyrics: Two hearts Sharing in just one mind. Original Lyrics: Two hearts Believing in just one mind.	"Sussusudio" Misheard Lyrics: Su- su-sucio Original Lyrics: Sussusudio
"In The Air Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: I can feel it calming in the air tonight or I can feel it c**ing in a bear tonight oh lard Original Lyrics: I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord	"Don't Lose My Number" Misheard Lyrics: All I wanted to see was him Runnin' down the street. Original Lyrics: Well all I could see was him Runnin' down the street.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Sussudio"

Misheard Lyrics:

Just say the word, oh
Sa-Sa-Sawyer
or
Just say the word, oh
Su-sa-Salyer.

Original Lyrics:

Just say the word, oh
Su-su-ssudio.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Preston

Sawyer is a nice name. That's what I thought the lyrics were at first, I thought it was "S-s-Sawyer", it's actually Sussudio, which I have never heard a girl being called that. Anyway, if I ever have a son, I'm naming him Codi Sawyer Benjamin. LOL. And I didn't make up the lyrics, I seriously thought it was Sawyer, not Sussudio.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Sussudio"

Better Lyrics:

There's a drug that's been on my mind, all the time: Su-su-Sudafed! Oh, Oh!
I love it, I'll buy more,
tell me when it's in the stores: Su-su-Sudafed, Oh Oh!

Original Lyrics:

There's a girl that's been on my mind, all the time,
Su-Su-Sussudio.

Submitted by: Spike NiConnell

"In The Air Tonight"

Better Lyrics:

It's all been a pack of cigarettes

or

It's all been a pack of lice

Original Lyrics:

It's all been a pack of lies

Submitted by: Mike Hack

"Sussudio"

Better Lyrics:

This song is bad, argggh!
Stu-stu-stupiddo.

Original Lyrics:

Just say the word, Ohhh!
Su-su-sudio.

Submitted by: j.c.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Take Me Home" The Repetitive Lyrics: Take, take me home 'Cause I don't remember Why They're Repetitive: This is half of the lyrics of the song! Submitted by: crazydon	"I Don't Care Anymore" The Repetitive Lyrics: No more, no more...no more, no more.... Why They're Repetitive: 'nuff said!!! Submitted by: Donna Raymond
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Susudio"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Now I am too young
My Life Has Just Begun

Why They're Insincere:

When this song Was first released, Phil Collins was already losing his hair and becoming middle aged. So unless you count living in Florida in a retirement home as being old enough, and retiring as your life is beginning, I think you are old enough for whatever this song is about.

Submitted by: Hello