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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Phil Collins that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"A Groovy Kind of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
a groupie kinda love
OR
a group he kinda loved
Original Lyrics:
a groovy kind of love
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the cheese.
or
'Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
With even Cheryl Tiegs.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's why I've got a face.
Original Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I've got to face.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain
and even cheddar cheese
Original Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain,
and even shared the tears
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain,
and even shared the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain,
and even shared the tears
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, and even Cheryl Tiegs
Original Lyrics:
Cause we shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you just leave me standing there?
I had no idea what he sang.
Original Lyrics:
How can you just leave me standing there
When all I can do is watch you leave?
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a mammary in your face.
Original Lyrics:
Just a memory of your face.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nothing left of me to remember,
Just a man without a face
Original Lyrics:
There's nothing left here to remind me,
Just a memory of your face
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I started taking every breath with you.
Original Lyrics:
When I stand here taking every breath with you.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the Obi-Wan, who really knew me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one, who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the Obiwan
Who believe you me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the only one
Who believe you me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one
Who really knew me at all.
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the Oz
And that's what I've got to fave
Original Lyrics:
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I've got to face
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's just a minty space
Original Lyrics:
There's just an empty space
"Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around and see me frown
Original Lyrics:
Turn around and see me cry
"Against All Odds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the only one, so do me, do me at all.
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one who really knew me at all.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause in another day, you will meet a paradise.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you, and you need paradise.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you, you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Cincinnati day for you and me in paradise
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's another day for you to meet paradise.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Jesus Christ!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, think twice.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, free tribes!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, think twice.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She calls out to the man on the street,
suckin your heartbeat
Original Lyrics:
She calls out to the man on the street,
'Sir, can you help me?'
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a mystique on the soles of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got blizzards on the soles of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got bristols on the soles of her feet
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the stairs on the soles of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the steers on the soles of her feet
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got whiskers on the sides of her feet.
Original Lyrics:
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet.
"Another Day In Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surge, can you help me?
Original Lyrics:
Sir, can you help me?
"Another Day in Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can see she's been trying
Original Lyrics:
You can see she's been crying
"Behind The Lines" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I held her boob so tightly in my hands
Original Lyrics:
I held the book so tightly in my hands
"Behind The Lines" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It skips right over my head.
Original Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
The Phil Collins version of this song rocks. It has beautiful brass parts, and the percussion is outstanding as always.
"Behind The Lines" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
Skippy's trying to hold my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wait a minute; I don't understand
It's getting stronger; hold my hand.
This is the Phil Collins version of the song from Face Value. Phil did a good job incorporating the trumpets into this song.
"Both Sides of the Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the brother shrugs to his sister and says
'Looks like it's justice from now on.'
Original Lyrics:
And the brother shrugs to his sister and says
'Looks like it's just us from now on.'
"Both Sides of the Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're dickweeds in the darkness
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
Original Lyrics:
Where death waits in the darkness
with a weapon to cut some stranger down
"Can't Find My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace with Lolicon
Original Lyrics:
Peace will only come
"Can't Stop Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet leavin'.
Original Lyrics:
So you're leaving.
"Can't Stop Loving You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet leavin'
Original Lyrics:
So you're leaving.
"Captain Planet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Earth! Fire! Wee, water! Heart!
Original Lyrics:
Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!
"Do You Remember?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know people are farters sometimes.
And they just can't wait, to get hurt again
Original Lyrics:
You know people are funny sometimes,
'Cause they just can't wait to get hurt again
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't him steal your whore away.
Original Lyrics:
Don't him steal your heart away.
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let him steal your fart away
Original Lyrics:
Don't let him steal your heart away
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a soldier to lean on
Original Lyrics:
Just a shoulder to lean on
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanted to see was him
Runnin' down the street.
Original Lyrics:
Well all I could see was him
Runnin' down the street.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty, did you lose my number?
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, Billy Ocean knows my number
Original Lyrics:
Billy, Billy don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter won't be alive.
Original Lyrics:
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter! Jupiter! Jupiter, run for your life
Original Lyrics:
You better, you better, you better run for your life
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter...Jupiter...Jupiter will be young
Original Lyrics:
You better...you better...you better run for you life
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jupiter
Jupiter
Jupiter, run me alive!
Original Lyrics:
You better
You better
You better run me alive!
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere that this was found.
Original Lyrics:
No evidence was found.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Billy, Jupiter, Jupiter
Jupiter will be young.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Billy, you better, you better
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Billy, Lou Bega, Lou Bega
You better run for your life.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Billy, you better, you better
You better run for your life.
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philly, don't you lose my lumber
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't you lose my number
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There came a night I could feel behind
Original Lyrics:
They came at night leaving fear behind
"Don't Lose My Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There came a night to leave your fear behind.
Original Lyrics:
They came at night leaving fear behind.
"Fancy"
Misheard Lyrics:
remember my lame
Original Lyrics:
remember my name
"Groovy Kind Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole world of shadows, I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
My whole world could shatter, I don't care.
"Groovy Kind Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got a gooey kinda love
Original Lyrics:
We've got a groovy kinda love
"Groovy Kind Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm in your arse, nothing else would matter
Original Lyrics:
When I'm in your arms, nothing else would matter
"Groovy Kind Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wooden shoes are green.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you agree?
"Hang In Long Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun's getting clearer
Clearer than your knee.
Original Lyrics:
The sun's getting clearer
Clearer than you need.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you held all the cars
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you held all the cards
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And as for me, I can sit here and bite my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
And as for me, I can sit here and bide my time.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you laughed in my face, get the hell in the car.
Original Lyrics:
And you laughed in my face 'cause you held all the cards.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't got hair anymore.
or
I got no hair anymore.
or
I can't bear anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care anymore.
"I Don't Care Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got beggar dizzy-do in my time.
Original Lyrics:
I got better things to do with my time.
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Michigan, I'll be in Michigan
Original Lyrics:
I think I missed again uh-huh
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I mess with you?
Original Lyrics:
Did I miss again?
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michigan. I'll be in Michigan
or
I'll take on Michigan
or
I gotta piss again uh-huh
or
I gotta piss again uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
I think I missed again uh-huh
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S***, I missed again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
Or did I miss again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
"I Missed Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What did you so wrong?
Original Lyrics:
What took you so long?
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All this time I stayed out of Psych
Original Lyrics:
All this time I stayed out of sight
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know, we're seeming to do it,
seeming to do it a night babe.
Original Lyrics:
And I know it's eating me through
every night and day.
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know my heart, it hurts
I know I'm never gonna hurt you again
Original Lyrics:
But I know in my heart of hearts
I know I'm never gonna hold you again
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me run down.
Original Lyrics:
Let it rain down.
"I Wish It Would Rain Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though your honey's gone,
I take it all inside
Original Lyrics:
Though your hurt is gone,
mine's hangin on inside
"I'm Not Moving" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel free to shout it out
Feel free to speak, you mime; 'Spit it out!'
Original Lyrics:
Feel free to shout it out
Feel free to speak your mind; Spit it out!
"I'm Not Moving" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel free to speak, you mime
Spit it out!
Original Lyrics:
Feel free to speak your mind
Spit it out!
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know the reason why you keep this silence up
Original Lyrics:
But I know the reason why you keep this silencer.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I was there, and I saw what you did,
So many bound to ice.
Original Lyrics:
But I was there, and I saw what you did,
Saw it with my own two eyes.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't even fool me.
Original Lyrics:
No, you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Lord!
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it calming in the air tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it come into the air and dying
Oh, Lord.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Oh, Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight
Hold on
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight
Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in a bear tonight oh lard
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the afterlife, Oh Lord
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air and dying, hold on.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it in the end of the night
Alone, alone.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight
Oh Lord, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you combing in my hair tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear Phil Collins in the air tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear it coming in the air tonight...hold on
Original Lyrics:
I can hear it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't feel it in the air tonight, hold on.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the snowman for all my life.
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for the summer.
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for this moment.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you told me you were drumming, I would not lend a hand.
Original Lyrics:
If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand .
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been Apocalypse
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of flies.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of ice
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lice.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been a sack of rice.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been apocalypsed
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all been unauthorized.
Original Lyrics:
It's all been a pack of lies.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No using fully
Original Lyrics:
No, you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you don't believe
Original Lyrics:
No, you don't fool me
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So strange as to you and me.
Original Lyrics:
It's no stranger to you and me.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well if you told me you were driving, I would not lend a hand. I've seen your face at four hundred, but I don't know if you who I am. I was there and I saw what you did, saw a million miles twice..
Original Lyrics:
Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand. I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am. I was there and I saw what you did, saw it with my own two eyes...
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I remember, I remember Bill Murray
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason you keep me silent, no music for me.
or
Or I remember John Murray.
Original Lyrics:
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget
It's the first time, the last time we ever met?
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've been waiting for this summer for all of my life.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether you told me you were drumming
I would not lend a ham.
Original Lyrics:
Well it you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand.
"In The Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You told me you were drumming
I'm not Lend-a-Hen.
Original Lyrics:
You told me you were driving
I'd not lend a hand.
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it calling in the air tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it cumming in your hair tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lorde, oh Lorde
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear it coming on Miami Vice
Original Lyrics:
I can hear it coming in the air tonight
This song was featured on an episode of Miami Vice.
"In the Air Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no
Original Lyrics:
Oh lord
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful
I hope you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I hope you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful
I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you
I'll hold you like China
Cause I know it's your first time
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful, I'll hurt your vagina.
I promise not to hurt you, I'll hurt your vagina,
'Cause I know it's your first time.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful I'll hold you like China
I promise not to hurt you I'll hold you like China
'Cause I know it's your first time
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold your vagina.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be so careful.
I'll hold you like china.
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make war with China.
Original Lyrics:
I'll hold you like China.
"Like China" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brother thinks that I'm an intrinsic pimp from the other side of town.
Original Lyrics:
Your brother thinks that I'm a limp-wristed wimp from the other side of town.
"Look Through My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look through my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look through my eyes.
"Lorenzo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Came this monster called
I want a cup of coffee leukodystrophy.
Original Lyrics:
Came this monster called
Adrenoleukodystrophy.
Adrenoleukodystrophy is a genetic disorder that effects the brain.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
409
Original Lyrics:
one more night
As in Formula 409, a Clorox brand of spray cleaner.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you say, 'No way', I will follow you.
Original Lyrics:
And if you sail away, I will follow you.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a ribbon to the sea
Original Lyrics:
Like a river to the sea
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maw-maw nun
Original Lyrics:
One more night
Maw-maw is a colloquiallism for grandma.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more knight
Original Lyrics:
One more night
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more nun
Give me just one more nun.
Original Lyrics:
One more night
Give me just one more night.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more nut
Original Lyrics:
One more night
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One walnut
Give me just one walnut.
Original Lyrics:
One more night
Give me just one more night.
"One More Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please give me 109 (pronounced "one-oh-nine")
Give me 109
109 'cause I can't wait forever
Original Lyrics:
Please give me one more night
Give me one more night
One more night 'cause I can't wait forever
"Separate Lives" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh...it's so typical
Original Lyrics:
Ooh...it's so difficult
"Separate Lives" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was no way to talk for miles,
Now that we're living separate lives
Original Lyrics:
There was no way to compromise,
Now that we're living separate lives
"Something Happened on the Way to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many times can I say a story?
Original Lyrics:
How many times can I say "I'm sorry"?
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know about the strangest light beam
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know about these strangers like me
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know!
Can you shout it?
I wanna know about the strangest light beam
In your arms
Please shout it!
Something's peculiar about the strangest light beam
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know
Can you show me?
I wanna know about the strangers like me
Tell me more
Please show me
Something's familiar about the strangers like me
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's familiar, but it's strange as lightning
Original Lyrics:
Something's familiar about these strangers like me
"Strangers Like Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's the mirror with these strangers like me
or
Something's the matter with these strangers like me
or
Something's to fear about these strangers like me
or
Something's to fear about these strangers like me
Original Lyrics:
Something's familiar about these strangers like me
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du-Du-Dubious
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that I'm too young
My love is Jessie Collins. (Right!)
Original Lyrics:
I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun. (synthesizer hit)
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just sail away, ohhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, ohhhhhh.
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just save the world, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, oh.
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the studio
or
Sue Sue's studio
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just save the world, ohhhhhh Su-su-suria!
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, oooooooh Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say the word I'll, s-s sue ya
Original Lyrics:
Just say the word Oh Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say the word, oh
Sa-Sa-Sawyer
or
Just say the word, oh
Su-sa-Salyer.
Original Lyrics:
Just say the word, oh
Su-su-ssudio.
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mount Vesuvius
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seuss-Seuss-Studios
Original Lyrics:
Suss-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll-she'll-sue ya
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
So so sodium
Original Lyrics:
Su-Sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sta-sta-stadia
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu- Stu- Studio
Original Lyrics:
Su- Su- Sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu-Stu-Studious
Original Lyrics:
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Su- su-sucio
Original Lyrics:
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Su-su-suvia
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sussudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue the studio.
Original Lyrics:
Sussusudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Syl-Syl-Sylvia
Original Lyrics:
Su-su-sudio
"Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's not my wife, ohhhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
I just say the word, ohhhhhh.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can see you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've been in business all my life
And I can sue you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can see you.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an old and married man
Original Lyrics:
I'm an ordinary man
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got so far horizons
I don't wish it for to start.
Original Lyrics:
I've got no far horizons
I don't wish upon a star.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems so long I've been waiting
And I still don't know I'm poor.
Original Lyrics:
Seems so long I've been waiting
And I still don't know what for.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take that look off your face
I'm a lonely married man.
Original Lyrics:
Take that look of worry
I'm an ordinary man.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape-tape me home
Original Lyrics:
Take-take me home
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fire, it's been burning bright outside my door.
Original Lyrics:
There's a fire that's been burning right outside my door.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They can't think that I've listened
Only I know who they are.
Original Lyrics:
They don't think that I listen
Oh, but I know who they are.
"Take Me Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Working with this daylight
And sleep you when it smiles.
Original Lyrics:
Working when it's daylight
And sleeping when it's night.
"Thunder and Lightning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If that's true then, why can't you tell me
How come this Phil's so nice? Phil's all right.
Original Lyrics:
If that's true then, why can't you tell me
How come this feels so nice? Feels all right.
"True Colors" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your crew cuts
Original Lyrics:
When i see your true colors
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinos (Chinos)
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
She knows (she knows)
There'll always be a special place in my heart.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on a-right beggin' beside her.
Original Lyrics:
I'm always right there beside her.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just what mind you
or
Just one, mind you
Original Lyrics:
Just to remind you
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll always be a special place in my heart
But hurt, she knows, she knows, she's knows.
Original Lyrics:
There'll always be a special place in my heart for her
She knows, she knows, she knows.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two farts, living in just one line.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts, living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts living in just one mime.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts, living in just one mime.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts, living in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts
Beating in just one time.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Living in just one mind.
Actually, this is what many people report -- but I believe "believing" is wrong.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hearts
Sharing in just one mind.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
"Two Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two tarts
You're leaving with just what mind.
Original Lyrics:
Two hearts
Believing in just one mind.
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We said hello as we turned the key
and noof overrides
gave you smile it's the only way
Original Lyrics:
We said goodbye to a dear old friend
A new roof over our heads
Gave a smile it's the only way
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wooley Swamp across the tracks
And you know it's really no surprisin'
Original Lyrics:
Ooh there's life across the tracks
And you know it's really not surprisin'
"Wooley Swamp" in the above misheard lyric was taken from the song "The Legend of Wooley Swamp" by the Charlie Daniels Band.
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you see Cookie Monster?
Original Lyrics:
Just set your sails for a new horizon
It doesn't sound ANYTHING like Phil is saying "You said you see Cookie Monster," but I submitted that particular misheard lyric because I was thinking about a skit from "Sesame Street" featuring Ernie, and the line "You said you see" in the above misheard lyric reminded me of Ernie saying "You said you see Cookie Monster?".
"We Said Hello Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You set your scenes for a new horizon
Original Lyrics:
Just set your sails for a new horizon
"Who Said I Would" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she's got a heart f***ing made of stone.
Original Lyrics:
But she's got a heart, must be made of stone
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For some tender arse to hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
For some tender arms to hold me tight
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there Maria you know you're gonna be late..
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love, no you just have to wait
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just trust in a bl** j**
No matter how long it takes.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Trust, give it time.'
No matter how long it takes.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just trust in the good times
No matter how long it takes and that's right!!
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Trust, give it time.'
No matter how long it takes.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kangaroo Love
Original Lyrics:
Can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kid, you're in love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Kangaroo love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, say you'll win her.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ok, you're in love.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some woman called my mother said
Original Lyrics:
Some one to call mine; my mother said
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't you're in love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You claim you're in love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get her in love.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You Can't Hurry Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Kayburry love
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love.
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a girl on the shoulder
Original Lyrics:
We'll show them together.
"You'll Be In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just show me your anal
Original Lyrics:
Just show me your rainbow
"You'll Be in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be in my whore
Original Lyrics:
You'll be in my heart

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