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Song Parodies -> "Our Spitball Wads (Shot A Loogie Right Now)"

Original Song Title:

"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Our Spitball Wads (Shot A Loogie Right Now)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Lots of class clowns have shot spitballs and loogies in class... But what if the teacher fought back...
Mouth just went and chewed that paper page
To smack the teacher in the face
I can't stand her teaching complex math in school (Drooool...)
Shot this soggy glob as she works at boring us all

Stuffing up this straw with wet loose leaf
That ball is gonna zoom and you'll get creamed
My saliva splatters just like rain, The reason is quite clear
You're a homely nun who shrilly lectures us all

I'll spray a loogie right noooow
Oh, made from this essay page
Sick of all these F's that you assigned me
Formed an army laid to waste
Oooh spraying loogies right noooooow
Till you change our grades to A's
Don't try to get back at me and my spitball wads
With detention, That's so laaaaaaaame...

That witch is good since she just gunned us down
Made us drown when mucus flied
In her clutch she hid a cardboard tube
To make soaked pieces strike
Made my cronies stuck with nasty chewed things she hauled

She shot a loogie right noooooow
This sister's a testy dame
A disgusting MESS since she beelined me
Now I'm snarling, She'll be maimed
I'll blast a loogie right nooooow
I'll... Munch on this bookcase

War will rage, It's true until this classroom is just one big, gross disgrace
Shot a large loogie right noooooow... AND IT WILL go smack your rear
While you keep aTTACKing me with your spitball wads
Bits will splat and I'll be caaaaaaaaaaaaked...

Ache from loogies right now...


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Matthias - February 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Flied isn't a word... It's flew... But this stupid class clown doesn't know that.
Jonathan - February 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^ wait... Flied isn't a word? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!! oh well... 5s
Larry Hensley - February 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Hilarious, really paints a picture. Always like parodies of songs by Phil. 5's

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