-> "Our Spitball Wads (Shot A Loogie Right Now)"
Original Song Title:
"Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Our Spitball Wads (Shot A Loogie Right Now)"
Mouth just went and chewed that paper page
To smack the teacher in the face
I can't stand her teaching complex math in school (Drooool...)
Shot this soggy glob as she works at boring us all
Stuffing up this straw with wet loose leaf
That ball is gonna zoom and you'll get creamed
My saliva splatters just like rain, The reason is quite clear
You're a homely nun who shrilly lectures us all
I'll spray a loogie right noooow
Oh, made from this essay page
Sick of all these F's that you assigned me
Formed an army laid to waste
Oooh spraying loogies right noooooow
Till you change our grades to A's
Don't try to get back at me and my spitball wads
With detention, That's so laaaaaaaame...
That witch is good since she just gunned us down
Made us drown when mucus flied
In her clutch she hid a cardboard tube
To make soaked pieces strike
Made my cronies stuck with nasty chewed things she hauled
She shot a loogie right noooooow
This sister's a testy dame
A disgusting MESS since she beelined me
Now I'm snarling, She'll be maimed
I'll blast a loogie right nooooow
I'll... Munch on this bookcase
War will rage, It's true until this classroom is just one big, gross disgrace
Shot a large loogie right noooooow... AND IT WILL go smack your rear
While you keep aTTACKing me with your spitball wads
Bits will splat and I'll be caaaaaaaaaaaaked...
Ache from loogies right now...
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