-> "Fish Bait"
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Verse 1: on the hook, I've sealed my fate
I've ended up as of piece of fish bait
Lake feel cool as I splash right in
Isn't long 'fore I spy approaching fins
Could be Pike, or is it trout?
Hard to guess until you're up inside their mouth
I'm not scared of what may pass
Fish get nervous cuz they know that I kicked bass
Chorus: this boat's, always, are unlucky sailors
Promise, today, this trip is a failure
A sailor of failure
Maybe you're better whalers
More failure more failure
I'm hooked but you won't nail her
Verse 2: Dig us up, and bait us fast
We're just Annelids at the end of your cast
As for the fish, I don't have a beef with you
What are you dumb? Can't you see hooks poking through?
And while it's true we don't feel pain
See if hooks through your guts will wreck your day
I mock the thought of that very first fish
I'll Flounder that, then make Ariel my bitch
Chorus: let's ride the waves, won't have no fish talers
Tonight, the game like fish was a flailer
A flailer of failure, your skills can't be much staler
Your failures as sailors, these fish won't meet your scalers
[instrumental break-more lines cast in- other worms join in]
Chorus: let's go! Don't wait! Let's knock this boat over!
On it! Fishbait! Won't be fish food ever!
Forever and ever! Worms strong when Band together!
Forever and ever! who knew worms were so clever?!
Forever and ever! Not eaten whatsoever! Forever and ever! We'll rule the seas forever!
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