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"Action"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll drink marijuana.
Original Lyrics:
I'll leave when I wanna.
Tommy Wimmer adds: "Please note that in Madden NFL 2004, 'Feeling this' is called 'action.'
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
16 just held such bitter days.
Original Lyrics:
16 just held such better days.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get Syphon
Filter 2 lalalaa
Filter 2 lalalaa
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
the world is wide too late to try
the world is wide too late to try
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The wall that's mine, too late to try.
The wall that's mine, too late to try.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The world is wide, too late to try.
The world is wide, too late to try.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The world, it's not too late to try.
The world, it's not too late to try.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try.
The world was wide, too late to try.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I left the loudest hoot I've known.
Original Lyrics:
I laugh the loudest, who'd have known.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never conquered rally games.
Original Lyrics:
I never conquered, rarely came.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never conquered when you came
16 just held such better lays.
16 just held such better lays.
Original Lyrics:
I never conquered rarely came
16 just held such better days.
16 just held such better days.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never conquered where you came 16 just held such better days.
Original Lyrics:
I never conquered rarely came 16 just held such better days.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I'd dine alone
Six more months and I'll be unknown.
Six more months and I'll be unknown.
Original Lyrics:
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known.
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I traced the call back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
Original Lyrics:
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I traced the corpse back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
Original Lyrics:
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is white
To lame to try.
To lame to try.
Original Lyrics:
The world is wide
Too late to try.
Too late to try.
"Adam's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is wide
I hate to try
I hate to try
Original Lyrics:
The world is wide
Too late to try
Too late to try
"Alien's Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because it's yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Been gone since yesterday
"Alien's Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Begun since yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Been gone since yesterday
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call 911
If there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
God says yesterday
I don't like you guys
I don't like you.
If there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
God says yesterday
I don't like you guys
I don't like you.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you.
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you.
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, Information
Nice to know ya, dare annoy ya
Where's my mother? By your father.
Explanation, Information
Nice to know ya, dare annoy ya
Where's my mother? By your father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Find my motor.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Find my motor.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary,ordinary
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By her father.
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By her father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother, biofather.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother, biofather.
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary,ordinary
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By your father.
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By your father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary,ordinary
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
By her father.
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
By her father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my mom
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be lame
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be lame
Original Lyrics:
Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late.
and there's something very wrong
and I know it must be late.
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The clock says yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Been gone since yesterday.
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something in the john.
And there's something in the john.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong.
And there's something very wrong.
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my mother? By our father
Original Lyrics:
Where's my mother, bio father?
"Aliens Exist" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my mother? Violent father
Original Lyrics:
Where's my mother, bio father?
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All take one lick
You're right, best trick.
You're right, best trick.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All take one lift
You're right, let's trip.
You're right, let's trip.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the small things
Drew Carey sings.
Drew Carey sings.
Original Lyrics:
All the small things
True care, truth brings.
True care, truth brings.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the small things
In their blue jeans.
In their blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
All the small things
True care truth brings.
True care truth brings.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Come is a rating
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Come is a rating
Original Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
And masturbating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
And masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commence, you're eighteen.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commence, you're eighteen.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
What team? Wasting
The Missouri team.
You'll be at my show
What team? Wasting
The Missouri team.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will go on, when no one else will.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And never go on, a little bit nearer.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come as a rating
or
Come misery teen
or
Come misery teen
Original Lyrics:
Commiserating
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go on
A little wil-nil.
A little wil-nil.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little windmill.
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift, you're my best trip
or
I'll take one hit, you're my best trick
or
I'll take one hit, you're my best trick
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift, your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one hit
You're my best friend.
You're my best friend.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one hit
You're right, let's trip.
You're right, let's trip.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one hit
You're right, best trip
You're right, best trip
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one left,
you're right, best trip
you're right, best trip
Original Lyrics:
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
Your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lick
You're right, that's sick
You're right, that's sick
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lick, you're right, best flick.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift, your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lick
You're right, you're sick.
You're right, you're sick.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're my best friend.
You're my best friend.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're right, let's drift.
You're right, let's drift.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're right, that's true.
You're right, that's true.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one rift
You're right, best hit
You're right, best hit
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're right, best trip
You're right, best trip
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your arse still
I'll be your drill
I'll be your drill
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
I'll be your thrill
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still I'll be your thrill
The night will go on I know it will
The night will go on I know it will
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still I'll be your thrill
The night will go on My little windmill
The night will go on My little windmill
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
And I will go on,
a new wind mill.
I'll be your thrill,
And I will go on,
a new wind mill.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
The night will go on,
my little windmill.
I'll be your thrill,
The night will go on,
my little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your pill
You'll never go on
My little windmill.
I'll be your pill
You'll never go on
My little windmill.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your trill
Never go on to buy a wind mill.
or
Never go on, and never give in.
I'll be your trill
Never go on to buy a wind mill.
or
Never go on, and never give in.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
Never go on, my little windmill.
I'll be your thrill
Never go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your legs still,
I'll be your drill
I'll be your drill
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill
I'll be your thrill
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your legs still, I'll be your thrill.
The night will go on, my little mindmill
The night will go on, my little mindmill
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
The night will go on, my little windmill
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peking said I've got a tall White Horse,
turn the lights out, marry me home
turn the lights out, marry me home
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go,
turn the lights off, carry me home
turn the lights off, carry me home
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan says so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your girl
The night will go on
My little windmill.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your girl
The night will go on
My little windmill.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I don't know, turn the lights off, turn me on.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I don't wanna go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
I don't wanna go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights on
Carry me, homo.
I will not go
Turn the lights on
Carry me, homo.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gives me noses by the stairs
Original Lyrics:
She left me roses by the stairs
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprised she let me know she cares
Original Lyrics:
Surprises let me know she cares
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprised she let me, now she cares
Original Lyrics:
Surprises let me know she cares
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprises like me know she cares
Original Lyrics:
Surprises let me know she cares
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on, a little bit new.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on, living with me
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little boy blue
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on, oh yes it will.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on
Little with nill.
Little with nill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little windmill.
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little red mill.
My little red mill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little windmill.
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, come as you're 18
Original Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, commisserating
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, come hither, mating.
Original Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, commisserating.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're stuck, I know.
Original Lyrics:
Work sucks, I know.
"All The Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep still
Or I put you on the grill.
Or I put you on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill.
I'll be your thrill.
"All the Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And on and on and on
Original Lyrics:
na na na na na na na
"All the Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly answer, I will have fun
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go
"All the Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn the lights down
Original Lyrics:
Turn the lights off
"All the Small Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never go on, a little bit nill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"Anthem Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl's can't choke on Tom's erection
or
Girls can't choke on dog's erection.
or
Girls can't choke on dog's erection.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Anthem Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can poke a dog's erection.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Anthem Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can vote, a donkey let them.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Anthem Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can't vote a dog's election
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote adults elect them
"Anthem, Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, a dolt elected.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Asthenia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to raise a tiger.
Original Lyrics:
I feel alone and tired.
"Blew J**ob"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh, my mom gave me a blow job
Original Lyrics:
It'd be nice to have a blow job
"Blow Job"
Misheard Lyrics:
it would be nice to have a dog
or
don't ever quit your day job
or
It would be nice, to have a good job
or
It would be nice, to have a good job
Original Lyrics:
It'd be nice to have a blow job
"Boring" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No trust
All guys have lice
Boring, alright.
All guys have lice
Boring, alright.
Original Lyrics:
No trust
All I got is lies
Boring, alright.
All I got is lies
Boring, alright.
"Cacophony" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will there ever be
someone to give up onto me
someone to give up onto me
Original Lyrics:
Will there ever be
Someone to give her heart to me
Someone to give her heart to me
"Carousel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed Jimmy on a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel.
"Carousel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed Timmy on a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel.
"Carousel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw Jimmy on a carousel
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel
"Carousel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They found me sitting on a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
or
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
or
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And we'll pretend its okay
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And we'll pretend its okay
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show and walk by on the arm of that fat gut
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And pretend it's okay
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show and walk by on the arm of that fat gut
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And pretend it's okay
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And we'll pretend it's okay
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And we'll pretend it's okay
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
I'll be your " hey, that guy!"
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
I'll be your " hey, that guy!"
Original Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On, er, a dead guy.
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On, er, a dead guy.
Original Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess Sissy's growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Guess that this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess our sissy is growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Guess that this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess our sissy is growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right to go pee
Just don't make it on me
I won't try to go poo
Or to do it on you.
Just don't make it on me
I won't try to go poo
Or to do it on you.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right to tell me
What you think about me
I wont try to argue
Or hold it against you.
What you think about me
I wont try to argue
Or hold it against you.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like your Jesus growing up
or
Just like your sister's growing up
or
Just like your sister's growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Assissi's growing up
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Narcissus growing old
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sissy's growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My dead sister's growing up.
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just wait,
it won't last,
when you're gone,
I won't come back
it won't last,
when you're gone,
I won't come back
or
This charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
or
This, your rein.
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
or
This, your rein.
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
Original Lyrics:
This charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We like our sissys growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just like sissies growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just sissy's growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're like dead hippies growing old.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I guess sis is growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing old
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I p*** sissy know we up.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well like a sissy he's throwing up. Well my kid sissy's growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I guess sister's growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
maybe i'll see you at a movie sneak preview you'll show up and walk by only you're with that guy and i'll smile and you'l wave and pretend i'm McVeigh
Original Lyrics:
maybe i'll see you at a movie sneak preview show up and walk by on the arm of that guy i'll smile and you'll wave and pretend it's ok
i wondered why anyone wanted to pretend to be timothy mcveigh
"Damnit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on E.R. with that guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on E.R. with that guy
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
"Damnit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you,
a movie, sneak preveiw,
you stand up and walk by,
only your a dead guy.
a movie, sneak preveiw,
you stand up and walk by,
only your a dead guy.
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you,
a movie, sneak preview,
you'll show up and walk by,
on the arm of that guy.
a movie, sneak preview,
you'll show up and walk by,
on the arm of that guy.
"Damnit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess this is way too long.
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up.
"Damnit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all just sissies growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Damnit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll show up, and walk by
On E.R., I'm that guy.
On E.R., I'm that guy.
Original Lyrics:
You'll show up, and walk by
On the arm, of that guy.
On the arm, of that guy.
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome back from dead man's curve
Original Lyrics:
Won't come back from dead man's curve
"Degenrate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulled out some beer and I go dead down
Original Lyrics:
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
"Don't Leave Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let clean the door with your a**.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my door hit your a**'.
"Don't Leave Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my dog get your a**!!'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my door hit your a**!!'
"Don't Leave Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'I think my dog bit your a**.'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let the door hit your a**.'
"Don't Leave Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'She'd let her dog eat my ass'.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my door hit your ass'.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's drop the grain and fall on over.
This awkward science makes me crazy.
The glow of icebergs light upon her.
I'll try to catch you if you let me.
(This can't be the end.)
Tidal waves they rip right through me.
Years from eye sores cold and sad. (or... Years from I sworn cold and sad).
This awkward science makes me crazy.
The glow of icebergs light upon her.
I'll try to catch you if you let me.
(This can't be the end.)
Tidal waves they rip right through me.
Years from eye sores cold and sad. (or... Years from I sworn cold and sad).
Original Lyrics:
The drops of rain they fall all over.
This awkward silence makes me crazy.
The glow inside burns light upon her.
I'll try to kiss you if you let me.
(This can't be the end.)
Tidal waves they rip right through me.
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad.
This awkward silence makes me crazy.
The glow inside burns light upon her.
I'll try to kiss you if you let me.
(This can't be the end.)
Tidal waves they rip right through me.
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Styrofoam balls rip right through me.
Original Lyrics:
Tidal waves, they rip right through me.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glowing sideburns light upon her.
Original Lyrics:
The glow inside burns light upon her.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glowing sideburns right upon her.
Original Lyrics:
The glow inside burns light upon her.
"Dumpweed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a girl that I can drag.
Original Lyrics:
I need a girl that I can train.
"Dumpweed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Train her like a rhino
You havn't got a chance now.
Need a girl that I can train
Train her like a rhino
You havn't got a chance now.
Original Lyrics:
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You havn't got a chance now.
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You havn't got a chance now.
"Dysentery Gary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl is just a guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All alone you wish that she would stay
F*** the guy whose tokens ran away.
The girl is just a guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All alone you wish that she would stay
F*** the guy whose tokens ran away.
Original Lyrics:
Ease away the problems of the pain
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
"Dysentery Gary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F**ked the guy, the toucan ran away
Original Lyrics:
F**k the guy that took and ran away
"Dysentery Gary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a little hard d**k.
Original Lyrics:
Got a little heartache.
"Dysentery Gary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a player, gonorrhea giver.
Original Lyrics:
He's a player, diarrhea giver.
"Dysentery Gary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the way the problems of the pain
The girl choose the guy that makes you wanna keep it straight
All he wished that she was gay
F*** the guy the chicken ran away.
The girl choose the guy that makes you wanna keep it straight
All he wished that she was gay
F*** the guy the chicken ran away.
Original Lyrics:
Ease away the problems of the pain
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
"Dysentery Gary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost a lung
I'm giving up
She found some lungs.
I'm giving up
She found some lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone.
I'm giving up
She found someone.
"Easy Target"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run, run, run Honey, let me out.
Original Lyrics:
Run, run, run
Holly let me out.
Holly let me out.
"Easy Target"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run, run, run
Holly lick me out.
Holly lick me out.
Original Lyrics:
Run, run, run
Holly let me out.
Holly let me out.
"Family Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
She picks butt.
Original Lyrics:
S***, p*ss, f***
This song is just repeating some obscene words a lot.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm PMS
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling this
Why would men talk about PMS?
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling it
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling this
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Place your hand in mine
And will have sex when we wanna.
And will have sex when we wanna.
Original Lyrics:
Place your hand in mine
I'll leave when I wanna.
I'll leave when I wanna.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Refill sure this time.
Original Lyrics:
Fate fell short this time.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seat belt short this time.
Original Lyrics:
Fate fell short this time.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air is so cold and null.
Original Lyrics:
The air is so cold and low.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air is so cold and numb.
Original Lyrics:
The air is so cold and low.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fell short this time
Smile please for the summer.
Smile please for the summer.
Original Lyrics:
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer.
Your smile fades in the summer.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your smile fades in the suburbs.
Original Lyrics:
Your smile fades in the summer.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honest, Let's mate, this night lasts forever
Original Lyrics:
Honest, Let's make this night last forever
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
I told your dad I'd probably get a miss.
I told your dad I'd probably get a miss.
Original Lyrics:
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dreamt the thought of our very first kiss
I talked to dad, I'm probably gonna miss
I talked to dad, I'm probably gonna miss
Original Lyrics:
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just f**ked everybody in the room
Original Lyrics:
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just hugged everybody in the room.
Original Lyrics:
I'm jealous of everybody in the room.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I target Dad, I'm probably gonna miss.
Original Lyrics:
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tug at dad I'm probably gonna miss
Original Lyrics:
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's Linda Dan's?
Is it wrong if I think it's Linda Dan's?
Original Lyrics:
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I stick my hands down your pants?
Original Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think it's limit dance?
Original Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think its limit dan?
Original Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think its lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
On it!
Checkmate!
This may last forever!
Checkmate!
This may last forever!
Original Lyrics:
Honest!
Let's make!
This night last forever!
Let's make!
This night last forever!
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
On it, let's wait
Original Lyrics:
Honest, let's make...
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
These fishsticks last for ever.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make this last forever.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
This date could last forever.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make this last forever.
"Give Me One Good Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy mothers with their awful pussy hair beds
Original Lyrics:
Heavy metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
"Give Me One Good Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cool when n****s be polite with what they wear
Original Lyrics:
It's cool when they piss people off with what they wear
"Give Me One Good Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids will have fun in dog beds.
Original Lyrics:
Kids will have fun and offend.
"Going Away To College" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright, you want something she said
Original Lyrics:
I'll write you once a week she said
"Going Away To College" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to overfollow on everything,
But I don't need help from you
But I don't need help from you
Original Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything,
but I'd go thru hell for you
but I'd go thru hell for you
"Going Away To College" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to overfollow you on everything.
Original Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything.
"Growing Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had sisters growing up
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up
"Growing Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sissies growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"I Guess This Is Growing Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, like a fish is growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arrest you, arrest you
Original Lyrics:
I miss you, I miss you
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arrest you, arrest you
Original Lyrics:
I miss you, I miss you
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time I'll be alrighty, the voice inside my egg
Original Lyrics:
You're already a voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time honey
You're already 'The Voice' outside my yard (miss you, miss you).
You're already 'The Voice' outside my yard (miss you, miss you).
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (miss you, miss you).
You're already the voice inside my head (miss you, miss you).
If you carefully listen and pretend the song is actually performed by Australians the second line sounds exactly as I have written it: 'outside my yard'.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
Miss you, Miss Used.
You're already the voice inside my head
Miss you, Miss Used.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already a voice inside my yead
or
Don't waste your time on me
You're already a voice inside my med
You're already a voice inside my yead
or
Don't waste your time on me
You're already a voice inside my med
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already a voice inside my head
I miss you, I miss you.
You're already a voice inside my head
I miss you, I miss you.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my ed
You're already the voice inside my ed
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head
(Miss you, miss you).
You're already the voice inside my head
(Miss you, miss you).
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already a voice inside my head.
You're already a voice inside my head.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head.
You're already the voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my a**.
You're already the voice inside my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head.
You're already the voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (I miss you, Louise).
You're already the voice inside my head (I miss you, Louise).
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (I miss you, always).
You're already the voice inside my head (I miss you, always).
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my yap.
You're already the voice inside my yap.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head.
You're already the voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time you're already the voice inside my eye
Original Lyrics:
You're already a voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time, I know you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you.)
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you.)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me, you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you.)
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you.)
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away, strict time, I mean.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello there the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background ever more.
The shadow in the background ever more.
Original Lyrics:
Hello there the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue.
The shadow in the background of the morgue.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody in the hallways.
I need somebody in the hallways.
Original Lyrics:
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always.
I need somebody and always.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mommy, Daddy, Telletubbies,
Voices inside my head.
Voices inside my head.
Original Lyrics:
On me
You're already a voice inside my head
You're already a voice inside my head
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shadow in the background of the moor.
Original Lyrics:
The shadow in the background of the morgue.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The six train's darkness comes creeping on
So haunting everytime.
So haunting everytime.
Original Lyrics:
The sick strange darkness comes creeping
On so haunting everytime.
On so haunting everytime.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The six traits darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
Original Lyrics:
The sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice inside my ham
or
The voice inside my yam
or
The voice inside my yam
Original Lyrics:
The voice inside my head
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
The voice inside my yed
Original Lyrics:
The voice inside my head
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can live like Jack Asally
or
We can live like Jack, who is savvy.
or
We can live like Jack, who is savvy.
Original Lyrics:
We can live like Jack and Sally.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's with all the spiders?
Original Lyrics:
The webs from all the spiders
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll waste your time, mommy, you're already the voice inside my'yead (I miss you, miss you)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (miss you, miss you).
You're already the voice inside my head (miss you, miss you).
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll waste your time, mommy,
You're already the voice inside my hand
(I miss you, I miss you)
You're already the voice inside my hand
(I miss you, I miss you)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me,
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll waste your time, mommy,
You're already the voice inside my year
(I miss you, I miss you)
You're already the voice inside my year
(I miss you, I miss you)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me,
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll waste your time, mommy,
You're already the voice inside my'yead
(I miss you, I miss you)
You're already the voice inside my'yead
(I miss you, I miss you)
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me,
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
You're already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, I miss you)
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're already a voice inside my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You're already a voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're already a voice inside my yams.
Original Lyrics:
You're already a voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
dont waste your time on me
you're already the voice inside my yed
me shoe me shoe
you're already the voice inside my yed
me shoe me shoe
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
You're already the voice inside my head (Miss you, miss you).
"I Won't Be Home For Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause a guy named Buddha unwrapped my package.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package.
"I'm Feeling This (Action)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pyramid.
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling this.
"I'm Sorry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bite your tongue 'cause it is almost over.
Original Lyrics:
Don't bide you time cause it is almost over.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no Larry
Ain't no Larry
Ain't no Larry
Everything's gonna be fine.
Ain't no Larry
Ain't no Larry
Everything's gonna be fine.
Original Lyrics:
I know that everything
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine.
Know that everything
Know that everything
Everything's gonna be fine.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's so smart and educated
Original Lyrics:
And she's so smart and independent
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I feel like giving up
My butt wound is falling down.
My butt wound is falling down.
Original Lyrics:
And when I feel like giving up
Like my world is falling down.
Like my world is falling down.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know everything,
know everything,
know everything,
everything's smelling like pine
know everything,
know everything,
everything's smelling like pine
Original Lyrics:
I know that everything,
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything's gonna be fine
know that everything,
know that everything,
everything's gonna be fine
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I show up at 3 am
she's still up watching naked shows
she's still up watching naked shows
Original Lyrics:
I show up at 3 am
she's still up watching Vacation
she's still up watching Vacation
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She brings me lexicon Fruit Loop sombreros
Original Lyrics:
She brings me Mexican food from Sombrero's
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah my girlfriend, drinks me up when I'm to drunk to dive
Original Lyrics:
Yeah my girlfriend, takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive
"Lemmings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I wonder
Will I ever have sex with you again?
Will I ever have sex with you again?
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I wonder
Will I ever have friends like you again?
Will I ever have friends like you again?
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream and sugar pie to watch a friend down
Original Lyrics:
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream and sugar pie to watch a friend dress.
Original Lyrics:
We just turned around to watch a friend drown.
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got Nader?
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, later
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man overboard, try and save me.
Original Lyrics:
Left you in the bar to try and save face.
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your gay face.
Original Lyrics:
Put on your game face.
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's so much more that I want in a man
Original Lyrics:
There's so much more that I wanted, and
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tight-lipped procrastination
Ralph Nader, see you around
Ralph Nader, see you around
Original Lyrics:
Tight-lipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around
Yeah later, see you around
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tight-lipped procrastination
Young lady, see you around.
Young lady, see you around.
Original Lyrics:
Tight-lipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around.
Yeah later, see you around.
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
We catch Depends
On your to-do list
But in the end
They're f***ing useless.
On your to-do list
But in the end
They're f***ing useless.
Original Lyrics:
We can't depend
On your excuses
'Cause in the end
It's f***ing useless.
On your excuses
'Cause in the end
It's f***ing useless.
"Man Overboard"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can only leave a n***** so long.
Original Lyrics:
You can only lean on me for so long.
"Mutt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not that old, I've been told
As transsexuals go.
As transsexuals go.
Original Lyrics:
He's not that old, I've been told
A strong sexual goal.
A strong sexual goal.
"Obvious"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we fix this
If we never have fish home?
If we never have fish home?
Original Lyrics:
How can we fix this
If we never have vision?
If we never have vision?
"Obvious"
Misheard Lyrics:
It sucks my d***, it's so real.
Original Lyrics:
It's times like this it's obvious.
"Online Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am not part Hispanic
Saw you online
Your screen name use to be mine.
or
I am not buying
Last night, I saw you online
Your screenname used to me mine.
Saw you online
Your screen name use to be mine.
or
I am not buying
Last night, I saw you online
Your screenname used to me mine.
Original Lyrics:
And I am not fine, last night I
Saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine.
Saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine.
"Online Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know, that you did other guys
And I thought, 'No wonder why
You're going out with me.'
And I thought, 'No wonder why
You're going out with me.'
Original Lyrics:
And I know, that you've dated other guys
But I gotta wonder why
You'd leave it out for me.
But I gotta wonder why
You'd leave it out for me.
"Online Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know, that you're dating other guys,
And I thought, 'No wonder why
You're going out with me.'
And I thought, 'No wonder why
You're going out with me.'
Original Lyrics:
And I know, that you've dated other guys,
But I gotta wonder why
You'd leave it out for me.
But I gotta wonder why
You'd leave it out for me.
"Online Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know,
That you're dating other guys,
But I thought no wonder why
You're going out with me!
That you're dating other guys,
But I thought no wonder why
You're going out with me!
Original Lyrics:
And I know,
That you've dated other guys,
But I gotta wonder why
you'd leave it out for me.
That you've dated other guys,
But I gotta wonder why
you'd leave it out for me.
"Pathetic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'm pathetic, a fortune, she spent it,
a new bong she smoked when I drove her home
a new bong she smoked when I drove her home
Original Lyrics:
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
"Pathetic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I gave you a duck
There would be nothing for me to screw.
There would be nothing for me to screw.
Original Lyrics:
If I gave a f***
There would be nothing for me to do.
There would be nothing for me to do.
"Reckless Abandon"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ed a chicken in a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
F***ed a chick in a parking lot.
"Reckless Abandon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned a lot from my maid
Not sure if I'll get paid
Not sure if I'll get paid
Original Lyrics:
I learned a lot today
Not sure if I'll get laid
Not sure if I'll get laid
"Reckless Abandon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned a lot today
Not sure if I'll get laid
Not sure if I'll fail or pass
Can't stab a girl in class.
Not sure if I'll get laid
Not sure if I'll fail or pass
Can't stab a girl in class.
Original Lyrics:
I learned a lot today
Not sure if I'll get laid
Not sure if I'll fail or pass
Kissed every girl in class.
Not sure if I'll get laid
Not sure if I'll fail or pass
Kissed every girl in class.
"Reckless Abandon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick of drinking the alcohol
in a million bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movement's slow
too high get her to go
He took a s*** in the bathroom tub
infect the dog with brownie drugs
Tried hard to not get caught
he f***** a chick in a parking lot
in a million bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movement's slow
too high get her to go
He took a s*** in the bathroom tub
infect the dog with brownie drugs
Tried hard to not get caught
he f***** a chick in a parking lot
or
Stopped to drink some alcohol
Knelling in a bathroom stall
Eyes, my head, and my movements slow
Too high and third eye blow
He took a s*** in a bathroom tub
and feed the dog the brownie drugs
Tried hard to get caught
He popped a chick in the lot
Knelling in a bathroom stall
Eyes, my head, and my movements slow
Too high and third eye blow
He took a s*** in a bathroom tub
and feed the dog the brownie drugs
Tried hard to get caught
He popped a chick in the lot
or
Stopped to drink some alcohol
Knelling in a bathroom stall
Eyes, my head, and my movements slow
Too high and third eye blow
He took a s*** in a bathroom tub
and feed the dog the brownie drugs
Tried hard to get caught
He popped a chick in the lot
Knelling in a bathroom stall
Eyes, my head, and my movements slow
Too high and third eye blow
He took a s*** in a bathroom tub
and feed the dog the brownie drugs
Tried hard to get caught
He popped a chick in the lot
Original Lyrics:
Sip a drink of the alcohol
End up kneeling in bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movements slow
Too high, got vertigo
He took a sh*t in the bathroom tub
And fed the dog the brownie drugs
Tried hard not to get caught
He f**ked a chick in a parking lot
End up kneeling in bathroom stalls
Eyes are red and my movements slow
Too high, got vertigo
He took a sh*t in the bathroom tub
And fed the dog the brownie drugs
Tried hard not to get caught
He f**ked a chick in a parking lot
"Reckless Abdanon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He f***ed a chicken in the parking lot
Original Lyrics:
He f***ed a chick in the parking lot
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I fell in love with the girl at the wrong show
Original Lyrics:
'cause I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
17 without a purpose of direction
We go away, I wanna f*** on my erection.
We go away, I wanna f*** on my erection.
Original Lyrics:
17 without a purpose of direction
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
17 without a purpose or direction
We don't know anyone to f*** in this direction.
We don't know anyone to f*** in this direction.
Original Lyrics:
17 without a purpose of direction
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I ever got another chance
I'd still ask her to dance
Rather than masturbating.
I'd still ask her to dance
Rather than masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
And if I ever got another chance
I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting.
I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to thumb her on the warm shores.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped tour.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love with the girl in the poncho.
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think I'll let her take me.
or
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think I'll let her rape me.
or
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think I'll let her rape me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think she'll levitate me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think all her friends hate me.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think she'll overtake me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think her friends will hate me.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous,
cuz I think her lovers hate me
cuz I think her lovers hate me
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous
cuz I think all of her friends hate me
cuz I think all of her friends hate me
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know anyone, so f*** an explanation.
Original Lyrics:
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's failing
I'm kind of nervous because I think she'll invitate me.
I'm kind of nervous because I think she'll invitate me.
Original Lyrics:
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's failing
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me.
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's staying late
I'm kind of nervous because I think her invite ate me.
I'm kind of nervous because I think her invite ate me.
Original Lyrics:
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's failing
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me.
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so hot
That I peeked in through her window.
That I peeked in through her window.
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool
I'm gonna sneak in through her window.
I'm gonna sneak in through her window.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
We when said we're moving in with f*****s
I remember looking for the gay boss.
I remember looking for the gay boss.
Original Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna' move to Vegas
I remember the look your mother gave us.
I remember the look your mother gave us.
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we said we were better than the best
I remember the look upon her day dress
Savaging without a purpose and direction
We've gone our way we want a f**kin' explanation
I remember the look upon her day dress
Savaging without a purpose and direction
We've gone our way we want a f**kin' explanation
Original Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us 17 without a purpose and direction
We don't owe anyone a f**kin explanation
I remember the look her mother gave us 17 without a purpose and direction
We don't owe anyone a f**kin explanation
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna' move to vegas
I remember the mother f****er gay bus
I remember the mother f****er gay bus
Original Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna' move to vegas
I remember the look your mother gave us
I remember the look your mother gave us
"Roller Coasters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Found it straight up a a** curve.
Original Lyrics:
Finding strength to call and ask her.
"Roller Coasters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you suck my c***
And then we f*** again.
And then we f*** again.
Original Lyrics:
Where you drive my car
Right off a f***ing cliff.
Right off a f***ing cliff.
"Roller Coaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me side me,
and listen up a while
and listen up a while
Original Lyrics:
Lay beside me,
and listen at the wall
and listen at the wall
"Roller Coaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teething deeply, walking backwards
Finding stains to call an a**hole
Rollercoaster, favorite ride
Let me p*** you this one time.
Finding stains to call an a**hole
Rollercoaster, favorite ride
Let me p*** you this one time.
Original Lyrics:
Breathing deeply, walking backwards
Finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time.
Finding strength to call and ask her
Rollercoaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you one last time.
"Romeo & Rebecca" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another plane hits you from the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Another blade next to you from the ground.
"Romeo & Rebecca" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to live alone
I don't want to live in
My golden pikachu
I don't want to live in
My golden pikachu
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to live alone
I don't want to live in
My broken dreams of you
I don't want to live in
My broken dreams of you
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bite your tongue 'cuz it is almost over
Original Lyrics:
Don't bide your time 'cuz it is almost over
"Stay Togehter For The Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
So here's your hall of gay.
Original Lyrics:
So here's your holiday.
"Stay Together For The Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
If stupid porn could fix this home,
I'd read it every day
I'd read it every day
Original Lyrics:
If a stupid poem could fix this home,
I'd read it every day
I'd read it every day
"Stay Together For The Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
So here's your holiday.
F*ck you, enjoy this time.
F*ck you, enjoy this time.
Original Lyrics:
So here's your holiday.
Hope you've enjoyed this time.
Hope you've enjoyed this time.
"Stay Together For The Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
What stupid poem could fix this home?
Original Lyrics:
If a stupid poem could fix this home
"Stay Together For The Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
What stupid prawn,
Could fix this horn?
Could fix this horn?
Original Lyrics:
What stupid poem
Could fix this home?
Could fix this home?
"Stockholm Syndrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play the guitar!
Original Lyrics:
I'm afraid of the dark!
"Stockholm Syndrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play the guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Afraid of the dark
"Stockholm Syndrom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afraid of the dark (You hear me whisper)
Energy hark! (Replaced with paranoia).
Energy hark! (Replaced with paranoia).
Original Lyrics:
Afraid of the dark (Do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart (Replaced with paranoia).
An empty heart (Replaced with paranoia).
"Stockholm Syndrom"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I'm drowning in the men's room
And I dread the moment when you find me come to kill me.
And I dread the moment when you find me come to kill me.
Original Lyrics:
While I'm drowning in the next room
And I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me.
And I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me.
"Story Of A Lonely Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost the word,
lost the nerd
lost the girl, got left behind.
lost the nerd
lost the girl, got left behind.
Original Lyrics:
Lost the words,
lost the nerve,
lost the girl, left the line
lost the nerve,
lost the girl, left the line
"Story of a Lonely Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's thumb to ass
Cool to ignore
Girls upset me
but they're never kind.
Cool to ignore
Girls upset me
but they're never kind.
Original Lyrics:
It's dumb to ask
Cool to ignore
Girls posess me but
they're never mine.
Cool to ignore
Girls posess me but
they're never mine.
"Story of a lonely guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost the girl, left allein
Original Lyrics:
Lost the girl, left the line
'Allein' is incredibly the German word for 'alone'. It even fits with the meaning of the song!
"Strings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want to walk around in tight jeans when everyone else is
Strange, strange
Strange, strange
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to walk around being tied to anyone else's
Strings, strings
Strings, strings
"The Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas Eve and I've only got two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
Original Lyrics:
It's christmas eve and I've only wrappend two f***en presents.
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
And I hate hate hate your guts I..
"The Party Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her fat tits like Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Her fake tits were tasteless
"The Party Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone in the background
Was due in the kitchen.
Was due in the kitchen.
Original Lyrics:
Someone in the background
Was doing a keg stand.
Was doing a keg stand.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad gave her a picture of her on my wall
Original Lyrics:
Black and white picture of her on my wall
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin kicked out of school cuz she straddled him
Original Lyrics:
She's gettting kicked out of school because she's failing
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait 'til her parents go rat-a-tat
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could sleep or getting drunk with my best friends
Original Lyrics:
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love wet the girl whos a crack hoe
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love with that girl
But she's a crack hoe
But she's a crack hoe
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love with a girl
at the rock show
at the rock show
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show,
she said what and I told her that
I did it all, she's so cool I'd like to stick her through the window,
everythings better when she's around
I can't wait for her parents to get out of the house
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said what and I told her that
I did it all, she's so cool I'd like to stick her through the window,
everythings better when she's around
I can't wait for her parents to get out of the house
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show,
she said what and I told her that
I did it know, she's so cool I'd like to sneak in through her window,
everythings better when she's around
I can't wait for her parents to go out the town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said what and I told her that
I did it know, she's so cool I'd like to sneak in through her window,
everythings better when she's around
I can't wait for her parents to go out the town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said what and I told her that Garfield is a show.
She said what and I told her that Garfield is a show.
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said what and I told her that i didn't know.
She said what and I told her that i didn't know.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kept the pictures of her on my wall.
Original Lyrics:
Black and white picture of her on my wall.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous because I think her mom will rape me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous because I know all her friends hate me.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous 'cause I think I let her rape me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous because I know all her friends hate me.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous 'cuz I think her lovebirds hate me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous, I know all her friends hate me.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous cause I think I let her tape me
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous because I know all her friends hate me
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous cause I think all inverts hate me
Original Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous cause I think all her friends hate me
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous cuz I love her, take me
Original Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous cuz I think all her friends hate me
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous,
'cause I think I'll overtake me
'cause I think I'll overtake me
Original Lyrics:
I'm kinda nervous,
'cause I think all her friends hate me
'cause I think all her friends hate me
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a stripper outside my window
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sneak in through her window
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said with tea without a purpose of direction
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation
Original Lyrics:
17 without a purpose of direction
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's studying
or
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's stuttering
or
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's stuttering
Original Lyrics:
She's getting kicked out of school 'cause she's failing
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool,
better sleep with her directly
better sleep with her directly
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool,
better sneak me through her window
better sneak me through her window
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool,
like a sticker to a window
like a sticker to a window
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool,
I'm gonna sneak in through her window
I'm gonna sneak in through her window
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool,
that it's leaking out the window
that it's leaking out the window
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'd like to stick her to the window.
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'd like to sneak in through her window.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'm gonna streak though her window
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool, That she's sneaking out the window
or
She's so cool, I'd like to sneak in through her window
or
She's so cool, better sneak me through her window
or
She's so cool, better sneak me through her window
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool, gonna stick her through a window.
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool, got a sneaker in her window.
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool, let me stick it through her window.
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool, that it's leaking through the window.
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so cool
In a stupid people way though
In a stupid people way though
Original Lyrics:
She's so cool
Gotta sneek into her window
Gotta sneek into her window
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we said we were going to the dentist
I remember the look her mother gave us.
I remember the look her mother gave us.
Original Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna' move to Vegas
I remember the look your mother gave us.
I remember the look your mother gave us.
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna move to band camp
Original Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
"The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're sad, we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look of all the gay folks
I remember the look of all the gay folks
Original Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
I remember the look her mother gave us
"Time To Break Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pantyhose in the drawers
She threw on my guitars
She f**kin made a mistake
I thought I needed a break
She threw on my guitars
She f**kin made a mistake
I thought I needed a break
Original Lyrics:
The pantyhose and the bras
She threw on my guitars
Sh*t f**k I made a mistake
I thought I needed a break
She threw on my guitars
Sh*t f**k I made a mistake
I thought I needed a break
"Toast And Bananas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I do wanna lose
But now I'm a man who's just really small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be right in front,
then to be just another one you're linked to
But now I'm a man who's just really small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be right in front,
then to be just another one you're linked to
Original Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd Much rather be riding prone, then
To be just another one you are lame to
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd Much rather be riding prone, then
To be just another one you are lame to
"Toast And Bananas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I do wanna lose
But now I'm a man who's just really small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be writing a poem
Then to be just another one you're linked to.
But now I'm a man who's just really small
To listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be writing a poem
Then to be just another one you're linked to.
Original Lyrics:
I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be riding prone, then
To be just another one you are lame to.
And now I'm a man who's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say
To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be riding prone, then
To be just another one you are lame to.
"Toast And Bananas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm now all alone
One lesson to you
I've never been better off living lonely
One lesson to you
I've never been better off living lonely
Original Lyrics:
And now all alone
One's less than two
I've never been better off living lonely
One's less than two
I've never been better off living lonely
"Violence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like body lance
Original Lyrics:
Like violence
"Violence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like body lint you have me, forever, and after
Like body lice you kill me, forever and after.
Like body lice you kill me, forever and after.
Original Lyrics:
Like violence you have me, forever, and after
Like violence you kill me, forever and after.
Like violence you kill me, forever and after.
"Violence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like violets
or
Like violins
or
Like violins
Original Lyrics:
Like violence
"Violence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mike Myers
You've got me
Forever and ever.
You've got me
Forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Like violence
You've got me
Forever and ever.
You've got me
Forever and ever.
"Violence"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body lags.
Original Lyrics:
Like violence
"Violence"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bonnie lass
Original Lyrics:
Like violence
"Voyeur" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wish I wish she'd be Mark right now
Original Lyrics:
And I wish I wish she'd be more kind now
"Voyeur" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her brother showers twice a week,
He kicks my ass so much, that's filthy why I'm red
He kicks my ass so much, that's filthy why I'm red
Original Lyrics:
Her brother shower's twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred
"Wendy Clear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I didn't have to pee so bad
Original Lyrics:
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
"Wendy Clear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you didn't have to be so black
Original Lyrics:
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
"Wendy Clear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It might be a appropriate
because you wear your baggage topped, oh yeah
because you wear your baggage topped, oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
It might be inappropriate, because
Either way, our band gets dropped, oh yeah
Either way, our band gets dropped, oh yeah
"Wendy Clear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outlandish taco, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Either way our band gets dropped.
"What Went Wrong?"
Misheard Lyrics:
This place, is f***ing cursed in it's place.
Original Lyrics:
This place, it's f***ing cursed and it's plagued.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dookie dookie dookie save me
Original Lyrics:
And that's about the time she walked away from me
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A stainless sound inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
This state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you still act like you are fresh meat, yeah
Original Lyrics:
And you still act like you're in freshman year
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly I should ask my age.
Original Lyrics:
My friends say I should act my age.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friends say I should ask my age
Original Lyrics:
Friends say I should act my age
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called her mom from the pay phone
I said it was the cops, and it's Travis in jail.
I said it was the cops, and it's Travis in jail.
Original Lyrics:
I called her mom from the pay phone
I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail.
I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I was the cause that your husband's in jail
Original Lyrics:
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I was the cops and was your husband's tail
Then she looked down and thought of me.
Then she looked down and thought of me.
Original Lyrics:
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy.
This state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down inside of me.
This state looks down inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy.
This state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a ride it was a crowded night
I walked alone to get the ceiling right
I walked alone to get the ceiling right
Original Lyrics:
I took her out it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a route
It was a Friday night
I walked alone
To get the feeling right
It was a Friday night
I walked alone
To get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her out it was a Friday night
I walked alone to get the feeling right.
I walked alone to get the feeling right.
Original Lyrics:
I took her out it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I walk alone to get the feeling right.
I walk alone to get the feeling right.
Original Lyrics:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I work alone to get the feeling wright.
I work alone to get the feeling wright.
Original Lyrics:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her out, it was a fine night
I walk alone, to get the feeling of
We started making out
And she took of her pants.
or
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I walk alone to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants.
I walk alone, to get the feeling of
We started making out
And she took of her pants.
or
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I walk alone to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants.
Original Lyrics:
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants.
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her out
It was a Friday night
I woke alone to get the feelin' right
It was a Friday night
I woke alone to get the feelin' right
Original Lyrics:
I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to like her when I was a freshman, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
When you still act like you're in freshman year.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk alone to get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk alone to get to feeling alright
we started making out and she took out the pans
and they turned out to be dirty
we started making out and she took out the pans
and they turned out to be dirty
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
we started making out and she took off my pants
but then I turned on the tv
we started making out and she took off my pants
but then I turned on the tv
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk alone, to get the feeling right.
We started making out, and she took up a bit,
but then I turned on the tv
We started making out, and she took up a bit,
but then I turned on the tv
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
We started making out and she took off my pants,
but then I turned on the tv
We started making out and she took off my pants,
but then I turned on the tv
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk alone
To get the feeling right.
To get the feeling right.
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right.
To get the feeling right.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked alone
To get the feeling right
To get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
To get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I were cologne to get the feeling right
or
I work cologne to get the feeling right
or
I walk cologne to get the feeling right
or
I whir cologne to get the feeling right
or
I wall cologne to get the feeling right
or
I work cologne to get the feeling right
or
I walk cologne to get the feeling right
or
I whir cologne to get the feeling right
or
I wall cologne to get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I whacked alone to get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore calongue, to get the feelin' right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke alone to get the felling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk alone to get the feeling right
or
I work alone to get the feeling right
or
I work alone to get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I work alone to get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I work alone
or
I walk alone
or
I walk alone
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistake - look down on side of me!
Original Lyrics:
The state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody thought she would be 23
Original Lyrics:
Nobody likes you when your 23
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon to get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret agent man, Secret agent man
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again? What's my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The State looks down inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
This state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The state looks down on the TV
Original Lyrics:
This state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The steak looks good inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
This state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This state looks down on sort of me.
Original Lyrics:
This state looks down on sodomy.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We walk alone, to get set the mood right
Original Lyrics:
I wore cologne, to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We walked alone to get the feeling right
Original Lyrics:
I wore colone to get the feeling right
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a Jewish dummy
Original Lyrics:
Why did you wish that on me
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell is a TV?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is ADD?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my a-chicken?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my agent get, what's my agent get
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again, whats my age again
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my agent get?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my agent name? What's my agent name?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again? What's my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my asian gang?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you still act like you're in fresh manure.
Original Lyrics:
When you still act like you're in freshman year.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my Asian friend?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my agent been?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my agent friend?
Where is my agent friend?
Where is my agent friend?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again?
What is my age again?
What is my age again?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my asian friend?
Where is my asian friend?
Where is my asian friend?
Original Lyrics:
What's my age again?
What is my age again?
What is my age again?
On "The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show" the last "what's my age again?" in every pair is replaced by "Where's my asian friend?" followed by Mark shouting, "There's my asian friend!" at the end.
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While a Jew was down on me
Original Lyrics:
Why would you wish that on me?
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why wear a Jewish star on me?
Original Lyrics:
Why did you wish that on me
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why would she walk out on me
Original Lyrics:
Why would you wish that on me
"What's My Age Again?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With many years I had to fall in love
Why would you wish down on me?
Why would you wish down on me?
Original Lyrics:
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
Why would you wish that on me?
"What’s My Age Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you’re sending me
Original Lyrics:
Until you’re 23
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