Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Blink 182
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"Action"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pyramid.
Original Lyrics:
I'm feeling this.
"Action"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll drink marijuana.
Original Lyrics:
I'll leave when I wanna.
Tommy Wimmer adds: "Please note that in Madden NFL 2004, 'Feeling this' is called 'action.'
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
16 just held such bitter days.
Original Lyrics:
16 just held such better days.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get Syphon
Filter 2 lalalaa
Filter 2 lalalaa
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
the world is wide too late to try
the world is wide too late to try
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The wall that's mine, to late to try.
The wall that's mine, to late to try.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The world is wide, too late to try.
The world is wide, too late to try.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The world, it's not too late to try.
The world, it's not too late to try.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try.
The world was wide, too late to try.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never conquered rally games.
Original Lyrics:
I never conquered, rarely came.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never conquered when you came
16 just held such better lays.
16 just held such better lays.
Original Lyrics:
I never conquered rarely came
16 just held such better days.
16 just held such better days.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I'd dine alone
Six more months and I'll be unknown.
Six more months and I'll be unknown.
Original Lyrics:
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known.
I laughed the loudest who'd have known.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I traced the call back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
Original Lyrics:
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I traced the corpse back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
Original Lyrics:
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
No wonder it was never plugged in at all.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is white
To lame to try.
To lame to try.
Original Lyrics:
The world is wide
Too late to try.
Too late to try.
"Adam's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is wide
I hate to try
I hate to try
Original Lyrics:
The world is wide
Too late to try
Too late to try
"Alien's Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because it's yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Been gone since yesterday
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy a father.
Original Lyrics:
Biofather
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call 911
If there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
God says yesterday
I don't like you guys
I don't like you.
If there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
God says yesterday
I don't like you guys
I don't like you.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you.
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you.
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, Information
Nice to know ya, dare annoy ya
Where's my mother? By your father.
Explanation, Information
Nice to know ya, dare annoy ya
Where's my mother? By your father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Find my motor.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Find my motor.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary,ordinary,
Explanation, Indonesian,
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother? By her father
Explanation, Indonesian,
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother? By her father
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary,
Explanation, information,
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother, Biofather
Explanation, information,
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother, Biofather
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary,ordinary
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By her father.
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By her father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother, biofather.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia,
Where's my mother, biofather.
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary,ordinary
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By your father.
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother? By your father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, Biofather?
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark and scary,ordinary
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
By her father.
Explanation, Indonesian
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
By her father.
Original Lyrics:
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
Explanation, information
Nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother?
Biofather.
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooohhhh, all my love
Original Lyrics:
Up, all night long
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clock says yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
Been gone since yesterday.
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom has sex with guys.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not like you guys.
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something in the john.
And there's something in the john.
Original Lyrics:
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong.
And there's something very wrong.
"Aliens Exist"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my mother? Violent father
Original Lyrics:
Where's my mother, biofather?
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
All take one lick
You're right, best trick.
You're right, best trick.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
All take one lift
You're right, let's trip.
You're right, let's trip.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the mall things,
I learned bees sting,
she left some posies on my hair,
I didn't think she really cared
I learned bees sting,
she left some posies on my hair,
I didn't think she really cared
Original Lyrics:
All the small things,
true care truth brings,
she left me roses by the stairs
surprises let me know she cares
true care truth brings,
she left me roses by the stairs
surprises let me know she cares
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the small things
Drew Carey sings.
Drew Carey sings.
Original Lyrics:
All the small things
True care, truth brings.
True care, truth brings.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the small things
In their blue jeans.
In their blue jeans.
Original Lyrics:
All the small things
True care truth brings.
True care truth brings.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the smarties
Original Lyrics:
All the small things
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
And masturbating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
And masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commence, you're eighteen.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commence, you're eighteen.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
What team? Wasting
The Missouri team.
You'll be at my show
What team? Wasting
The Missouri team.
Original Lyrics:
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will go on, when no one else will.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
And never go on, a little bit nearer.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come if you're 18.
Original Lyrics:
Commiserating
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in, you're 18.
Original Lyrics:
Commiserating
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come is a rating.
Original Lyrics:
Commiserating
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come as a rating
or
Come misery teen
or
Come misery teen
Original Lyrics:
Commiserating
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go on
A little wil-nil.
A little wil-nil.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little windmill.
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift, you're my best trip
or
I'll take one hit, you're my best trick
or
I'll take one hit, you're my best trick
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift, your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one hit
You're my best friend.
You're my best friend.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one hit
You're right, best trip
You're right, best trip
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one left,
you're right, best trip
you're right, best trip
Original Lyrics:
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
Your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lick
You're right, that's sick
You're right, that's sick
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Your ride, best trip
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lick, you're right, best flick.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift, your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lick
You're right, you're sick.
You're right, you're sick.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're my best friend.
You're my best friend.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're right, let's drift.
You're right, let's drift.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're right, that's true.
You're right, that's true.
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip.
Your ride, best trip.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take one rift
You're right, best hit
You're right, best hit
Original Lyrics:
I'll take one lift
You're right, best trip
You're right, best trip
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your arse still
I'll be your drill
I'll be your drill
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
I'll be your thrill
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still I'll be your thrill
The night will go on I know it will
The night will go on I know it will
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still I'll be your thrill
The night will go on My little windmill
The night will go on My little windmill
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
And I will go on,
a new wind mill.
I'll be your thrill,
And I will go on,
a new wind mill.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill,
The night will go on,
my little windmill.
I'll be your thrill,
The night will go on,
my little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your trill
Never go on to buy a wind mill.
or
Never go on, and never give in.
I'll be your trill
Never go on to buy a wind mill.
or
Never go on, and never give in.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
Never go on, my little windmill.
I'll be your thrill
Never go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your legs still,
I'll be your drill
I'll be your drill
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still,
I'll be your thrill
I'll be your thrill
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your legs still, I'll be your thrill.
The night will go on, my little mindmill
The night will go on, my little mindmill
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
The night will go on, my little windmill
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nil by nil
Original Lyrics:
My little windmill
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peking said I've got a tall White Horse,
turn the lights out, marry me home
turn the lights out, marry me home
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go,
turn the lights off, carry me home
turn the lights off, carry me home
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan says so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your girl
The night will go on
My little windmill.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your girl
The night will go on
My little windmill.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, my p**** won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I don't wanna go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
I don't wanna go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights on
Carry me, homo.
I will not go
Turn the lights on
Carry me, homo.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seething so
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprises like me know she cares
Original Lyrics:
Surprises let me know she cares
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on, a little bit new.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on, oh yes it will.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on
Little with nill.
Little with nill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little windmill.
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little red mill.
My little red mill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on
My little windmill.
My little windmill.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, come as you're 18
Original Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, commisserating
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, come hither, mating.
Original Lyrics:
Watching, waiting, commisserating.
"All The Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep still
Or I put you on the grill.
Or I put you on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it still
'Cause I'll be your thrill.
'Cause I'll be your thrill.
"All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your pill
You'll never go on
My little windmill.
I'll be your pill
You'll never go on
My little windmill.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill.
"All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life sucks, I know.
Original Lyrics:
Work sucks, I know.
"All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I don't know, turn the lights off, turn me on.
Original Lyrics:
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home.
"All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little boy blue
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill
"All the Small Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never go on, a little bit nill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"Anthem Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can poke a dog's erection.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Anthem Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can vote, a donkey let them.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Anthem Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can't vote a dog's election
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote adults elect them
"Anthem, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl's can't choke on Tom's erection
or
Girls can't choke on dog's erection.
or
Girls can't choke on dog's erection.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Anthem, Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, a dolt elected.
Original Lyrics:
Kids can't vote, adults elect them.
"Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I die young.
Original Lyrics:
I time bomb.
"Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tire mom.
or
I time mom.
or
I time mom.
Original Lyrics:
A time bomb
"Anthem"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tire mom.
or
I tried, Mom.
or
I tried, Mom.
Original Lyrics:
A time bomb
"Asthenia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to raise a tiger.
Original Lyrics:
I feel alone and tired.
"B*** J**ob"
Misheard Lyrics:
my mom gave me a blow job
Original Lyrics:
It'd be nice to have a blow job
"Blow Job"
Misheard Lyrics:
it would be nice to have a dog
or
don't ever quit your day job
or
It would be nice, to have a good job
or
It would be nice, to have a good job
Original Lyrics:
It'd be nice to have a blow job
"Boring"
Misheard Lyrics:
No trust
All guys have lice
Boring, alright.
All guys have lice
Boring, alright.
Original Lyrics:
No trust
All I got is lies
Boring, alright.
All I got is lies
Boring, alright.
"Cacophony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will there ever be
someone to give up onto me
someone to give up onto me
Original Lyrics:
Will there ever be
Someone to give her heart to me
Someone to give her heart to me
"Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed Jimmy on a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel.
"Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed Timmy on a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel.
"Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw Jimmy on a carousel
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel
"Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep in s***
Original Lyrics:
Sleep in sheets
"Carousel"
Misheard Lyrics:
They found me sitting on a carousel.
Original Lyrics:
My thoughts send me on a carousel.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
or
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
or
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of a fat guy
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And we'll pretend its okay
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
on the arm of that guy
And I'll smile and you'll wave
And we'll pretend its okay
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
I'll be your " hey, that guy!"
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
I'll be your " hey, that guy!"
Original Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On, er, a dead guy.
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On, er, a dead guy.
Original Lyrics:
And maybe, I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by
On the arm of that guy.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess Sissy's growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Guess that this is growing up.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess our sissy is growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I really hate throwing up!
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess our sissy is growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Guess that this is growing up.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right to go pee
Just don't make it on me
I won't try to go poo
Or to do it on you.
Just don't make it on me
I won't try to go poo
Or to do it on you.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right to tell me
What you think about me
I wont try to argue
Or hold it against you.
What you think about me
I wont try to argue
Or hold it against you.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like your Jesus growing up
or
Just like your sister's growing up
or
Just like your sister's growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sissy's growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dead sister's growing up.
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
But just wait,
it won't last,
when you're gone,
I won't come back
it won't last,
when you're gone,
I won't come back
or
This charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
or
This, your rein.
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
or
This, your rein.
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
It woun't last.
When he's gone,
I really like your rack
Original Lyrics:
This charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like our sissys growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just like sissies growing up.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just sissy's growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're like dead hippies growing old.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I guess sis is growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing old
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I p*** sissy know we up.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I guess this is growing up.
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well like a sissy he's throwing up. Well my kid sissy's growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"Dammit"
Misheard Lyrics:
maybe i'll see you at a movie sneak preview you'll show up and walk by only you're with that guy and i'll smile and you'l wave and pretend i'm McVeigh
Original Lyrics:
maybe i'll see you at a movie sneak preview show up and walk by on the arm of that guy i'll smile and you'll wave and pretend it's ok
i wondered why anyone wanted to pretend to be timothy mcveigh
"Damnit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on E.R. with that guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on E.R. with that guy
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
At a movie sneak preview
You'll show up and walk by on the arm of that guy
"Damnit"
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you,
a movie, sneak preveiw,
you stand up and walk by,
only your a dead guy.
a movie, sneak preveiw,
you stand up and walk by,
only your a dead guy.
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'll see you,
a movie, sneak preview,
you'll show up and walk by,
on the arm of that guy.
a movie, sneak preview,
you'll show up and walk by,
on the arm of that guy.
"Damnit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess this is way too long.
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up.
"Damnit"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll show up, and walk by
On E.R., I'm that guy.
On E.R., I'm that guy.
Original Lyrics:
You'll show up, and walk by
On the arm, of that guy.
On the arm, of that guy.
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome back from dead man's curve
Original Lyrics:
Won't come back from dead man's curve
"Degenrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulled out some beer and I go dead down
Original Lyrics:
Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
"Don't Leave Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let clean the door with your a**.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my door hit your a**'.
"Don't Leave Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my dog get your a**!!'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my door hit your a**!!'
"Don't Leave Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'I think my dog bit your a**.'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let the door hit your a**.'
"Don't Leave Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'She'd let her dog eat my ass'.
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'Don't let my door hit your ass'.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Styrofoam balls rip right through me.
Original Lyrics:
Tidal waves, they rip right through me.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glowing sideburns light upon her.
Original Lyrics:
The glow inside burns light upon her.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glowing sideburns light upon her.
Original Lyrics:
The glow inside burns right upon her.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The glowing sideburns right upon her.
Original Lyrics:
The glow inside burns light upon her.
"Dumpweed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a girl that I can drag.
Original Lyrics:
I need a girl that I can train.
"Dumpweed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Train her like a rhino
You havn't got a chance now.
Need a girl that I can train
Train her like a rhino
You havn't got a chance now.
Original Lyrics:
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You havn't got a chance now.
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You havn't got a chance now.
"Dysentary Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a little hard d***.
Original Lyrics:
Got a little heartache.
"Dysentary Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a player, gonorrhea giver.
Original Lyrics:
He's a player, diarrhea giver.
"Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl is just a guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All alone you wish that she would stay
F*** the guy whose tokens ran away.
The girl is just a guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All alone you wish that she would stay
F*** the guy whose tokens ran away.
Original Lyrics:
Ease away the problems of the pain
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
"Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**ked the guy, the toucan ran away
Original Lyrics:
F**k the guy that took and ran away
"Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the way the problems of the pain
The girl choose the guy that makes you wanna keep it straight
All he wished that she was gay
F*** the guy the chicken ran away.
The girl choose the guy that makes you wanna keep it straight
All he wished that she was gay
F*** the guy the chicken ran away.
Original Lyrics:
Ease away the problems of the pain
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
The girl chose the one guy that who makes you want to kick and scream
All along you wish that she would say
F*** the guy who took and ran away.
"Dysentery Gary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost a lung
I'm giving up
She found some lungs.
I'm giving up
She found some lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone.
I'm giving up
She found someone.
"Easy Target"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run, run, run
Holly lick me out.
Holly lick me out.
Original Lyrics:
Run, run, run
Holly let me out.
Holly let me out.
"Family Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
She picks butt.
Original Lyrics:
S***, p***, f***
This song is just repeating some obscene words a lot.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
It sucks my d***, it's so real.
Original Lyrics:
It's times like this it's obvious.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Refill sure this time.
Original Lyrics:
Fate fell short this time.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seat belt short this time.
Original Lyrics:
Fate fell short this time.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air is so cold and null.
Original Lyrics:
The air is so cold and low.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air is so cold and numb.
Original Lyrics:
The air is so cold and low.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fell short this time
Smile please for the summer.
Smile please for the summer.
Original Lyrics:
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer.
Your smile fades in the summer.
"Feeling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your smile fades in the suburbs.
Original Lyrics:
Your smile fades in the summer.
"Felling This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Place your hand in mine
And will have sex when we wanna.
And will have sex when we wanna.
Original Lyrics:
Place your hand in mine
I'll leave when I wanna.
I'll leave when I wanna.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honest, Let's mate, this night lasts forever
Original Lyrics:
Honest, Let's make this night last forever
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
I told your dad I'd probably get a miss.
I told your dad I'd probably get a miss.
Original Lyrics:
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dreamt the thought of our very first kiss
I talked to dad, I'm probably gonna miss
I talked to dad, I'm probably gonna miss
Original Lyrics:
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just f**ked everybody in the room
Original Lyrics:
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just hugged everybody in the room.
Original Lyrics:
I'm jealous of everybody in the room.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I target Dad, I'm probably gonna miss.
Original Lyrics:
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tug at dad I'm probably gonna miss
Original Lyrics:
A target that I'm probably gonna miss.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's Linda Dan's?
Is it wrong if I think it's Linda Dan's?
Original Lyrics:
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I stick my hands down your pants?
Original Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think it's limit dance?
Original Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think its limit dan?
Original Lyrics:
Is it wrong if I think its lame to dance?
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
These fishsticks last for ever.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make this last forever.
"First Date"
Misheard Lyrics:
This date could last forever.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make this last forever.
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
17 without a purpose of direction
We go away, I wanna f*** on my erection.
We go away, I wanna f*** on my erection.
Original Lyrics:
17 without a purpose of direction
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
17 without a purpose or direction
We don't know anyone to f*** in this direction.
We don't know anyone to f*** in this direction.
Original Lyrics:
17 without a purpose of direction
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
We don't owe anyone a f***ing explanation.
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I ever got another chance
I'd still ask her to dance
Rather than masturbating.
I'd still ask her to dance
Rather than masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
And if I ever got another chance
I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting.
I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting.
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think I'll let her take me.
or
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think I'll let her rape me.
or
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think I'll let her rape me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me.
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think she'll levitate me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think all her friends hate me.
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think she'll overtake me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous cause I think her friends will hate me.
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous,
cuz I think her lovers hate me
cuz I think her lovers hate me
Original Lyrics:
I'm kind of nervous
cuz I think all of her friends hate me
cuz I think all of her friends hate me
"Girl At The Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna' move to vegas
I remember the mother f****er gay bus
I remember the mother f****er gay bus
Original Lyrics:
When we said we were gonna' move to vegas
I remember the look your mother gave us
I remember the look your mother gave us
"Give Me One Good Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cool when n****s be polite with what they wear
Original Lyrics:
It's cool when they piss people off with what they wear
"Going Away To College"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright, you want something she said
Original Lyrics:
I'll write you once a week she said
"Going Away To College"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to overfollow on everything,
But I don't need help from you
But I don't need help from you
Original Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything,
but I'd go thru hell for you
but I'd go thru hell for you
"Going Away To College"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to overfollow you on everything.
Original Lyrics:
Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything.
"Growing Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had sisters growing up
Original Lyrics:
I guess this is growing up
"Growing Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sissies growing up
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess this is growing up
"I Feel So..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so mad
I feel so angry
I feel so jealous
So lost, confused again.
I feel so angry
I feel so jealous
So lost, confused again.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so mad
I feel so angry
I feel so callous
So lost, confused again.
I feel so angry
I feel so callous
So lost, confused again.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already a voice inside my head.
You're already a voice inside my head.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head.
You're already the voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my a**.
You're already the voice inside my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head.
You're already the voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my yap.
You're already the voice inside my yap.
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste your time on me
You're already the voice inside my head.
You're already the voice inside my head.
"I Miss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste your time, I know you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you.)
The voice inside my head (I miss you, miss you.)