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Fun Music Information -> Bread
This is the most recent information about Bread that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Bread, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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David Gates & Bread, David Gates and BreadJokes:
Ebenezer Scrooge was in a diner one day when the jukebox started playing "If (A Picture Paints A Thousand Words)". He liked it so much, he asked the waiter to play it again for him. He gave the waiter the coin and said "WAITER...MORE BREAD!" Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
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Band Name Origins:
- The Band were trying to decide on a new name while at lunch when they saw a Bread truck drive by, they all looked at each other and the rest is history Submitted by: Leah
Stupid Band Names:
- Were they eating bread when they were choosing what to name their band? Submitted by: Paul Warren
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Mold | Mold comes with aging bread, and it's been awhile. | Obie Lame Kenobi |
| Toast | That's what this band is now. (Thank God and the toaster.) | Bob |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Diarrhea" | "Diary" | oldtimer |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Mother Freedom," | Freedom is not a parent. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Take A Bath," Charles Sims | "I Use The Soap," Bread | |
| "A Little Bit Of Soap," The Jarmels | "I Use The Soap," Bread | |
| "Only One Love In My Life," Ronnie Milsap | "She's The Only One," Bread | |
| "Something In My House," Dead Or Alive | "Everything I Own," Bread | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Guitar Ma" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Lost Without Your Glove" originally "Lost Without Your Love"
BB Krak
"Sif" originally "If"
Sif = Norse goddess, wife of Thor
Alison Runyon
"The Guitar Oman" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter
"The Guitar Moan" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter
"Let Your Glove Go" originally "Let Your Love Go"
Candy Welty
There are additional Bread song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Made It With You" originally "Make It With You"
Changes the title to past tense!
Jimmy
"Audrey" originally "Aubrey"
Serafina
"Take It With You" originally "Make It With You"
Serafina
"Everything I Owe" originally "Everything I Own"
crazydon
"Lust Without Your Love" originally "Lost Without Your Love"
Morton
There are additional Bread song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I'd Like To Make It With You" | "She Always Fakes It With You" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Lost Without Your Love" | "Lost Without My Rug" | Warren Baker |
| "Baby, I'm-A Want You" | "Bagel, I'm-Want You" | Warren Baker |
| "I Want To Make It With You" | "Al Qaeda's Coming For You" | The Offenders |
| "If" | "Ripped" | Red Ant |
| "Baby, I'm a-Want You" | "Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue" | John A. Barry |
| "The Guitar Man" | "The Hip Hop Man" | Porkbeard |
| "Baby, I'm A-Want You" | "Baby, I'm A-Taunt You" | John A. Barry |
| "Baby, I'm A-want You" | "Baby, I'm A Mongoose" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "It Don't Matter To Me" | "It Don't Matter To Sheep" | Tim Mayfield |
There are additional Bread song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Guitar Man | Stratovarius Violins | MOR |
| Guitar Man | Steinway Pianos | oldsongs |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| As Stevie Wonder | If Bread | As If A Valley Girl Song! | Paul Warren |
| Love Is In The Air Cat Stevens | The Air That I Breathe Bread | Love Is In The Air That I Breathe | Dantana |
| Everything I Own Bread | Everything I Do (I Do it For You) Bryan Adams | Everything I Own (I Own it For You) | Da Phoenix |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Raspberry Bread
Raspberries combined with Bread
Submitted By: Sutch
Pantera Bread
Pantera combined with Bread
Sort of like Panera Bread (a chain of eatery restaurants in North America), but not quite
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
The Wonder Bread Band
The Wonder Band combined with Bread
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Gingerbread
Ginger combined with Bread
Submitted By: Candy Welty
There are additional Bread Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Baby I'm A Want You"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby I'm a worn shoe
Original Lyrics: Baby I'm a want you
| "Diary"
Misheard Lyrics: I found her diarrhea underneath the tree.
Original Lyrics: I found her diary underneath the tree.
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"Tecolote"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll take a latte.
Original Lyrics: Tecolote
| "Welcome To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics: Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the Jetson cars. Original Lyrics: Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the jets and cars. |
| There are additional Bread misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"It Don't Matter To Me"
Misheard Lyrics: There will always be a victoroon
Waiting for you. Original Lyrics: There will always be an empty room
Waiting for you. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: SGFan For a long time I thought these were the words to this song. That is, until I asked a coworker, 'What the heck is a victoroon?'. Then to my embarassment, I am corrected. |
| There are additional Bread misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Baby I'm-A Want You"
Better Lyrics:
Baby I'm a crazy
Stupid and-a lazy
Stupid and-a lazy
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
Baby I'm-a need you
Baby I'm-a need you
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"I Don't Love You"
The Funny Lyrics: I don't love you, I just want you. If I don't have I'll never be the same, oh baby. I don't love you, but girl, you drive a man insane, now.
Why They're Funny: The words themselves aren't funny, but he sings them in this goofy growly voice that I can't help but laugh at.
Submitted by: wadded beef
| "Yours For Life"
The Funny Lyrics: People change their partners like they change their underwear.
Why They're Funny: It's only funny when you consider that this is Bread, a band not generally known for goofy lyrics like this.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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| There are additional Bread Funny lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Everything I Own"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I would give any thing I own,
Give up my life, my heart, my home I would give everything I own, just to have you back again. Why They're Nonsensical: If David Gates, who wrote this song (and also the yukky 'Goodbye Girl') gave up his life, i.e., committed suicide, he wouldn't be around to welcome his lost love back, would he?
Submitted by: sonikal
| "If"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way Why They're Nonsensical: Dude, you don't need to be in two places at one time to be with your girlfriend today and tomorrow. Just, like, go visit her, stay put and see what happens when the sun rises.
Submitted by: Brian D. Smith
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| There are additional Bread nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"I Use The Soap"
Opening Lines: I use the soap to wash the dirt off my face
Comments: Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
| "Aubrey"
Opening Lines: And Aubrey was her name, a not so very ordinary girl or name
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional Bread spelling lyrics available. | |
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Baby I'm-A Want You"
The Lyrics: Baby, I'm-a want you
Baby, I'm-a need you You're the only one I care enough to hurt about Why: "Baby, I want you" and "baby, I need you" wouldn't have fit the rhythm of the song.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
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Band Name Anagrams:
Beard Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bared Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bared Submitted by: Adlai Alda
Bared, as in uncovered
Debar Submitted by: Candy Welty
Beard Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Bread Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Dairy" originally "Diary"
Surprised this easy one wasn't posted already.
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Let Your Glove Owe" originally "Let Your Love Go"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Names as a Word Bank:
Deb bred a dreaded redder bearded bear. Submitted by: Pam Tabor
Say THAT three times real fast!
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