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Band Name Origins:

  • The Band were trying to decide on a new name while at lunch when they saw a Bread truck drive by, they all looked at each other and the rest is history Submitted by: Leah

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Were they eating bread when they were choosing what to name their band? Submitted by: Paul Warren

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
ToastThat's what this band is now. (Thank God and the toaster.)oldsongs

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Diarrhea""Diary"oldtimer

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Love Makes The World Go Round""Make It With You," BreadKathy
"Make It With You""Lost Without Your Love," BreadKathy
"Diary""Book Of Love," MonotonesKathy
"Make It With You""I'm Gonna Make You Mine," Lou ChristieKathy
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Guitar Ma" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Sif" originally "If"
Sif = Norse goddess, wife of Thor
Alison Runyon
"The Guitar Oman" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter
"The Guitar Moan" originally "The Guitar Man"
Peter
"Let Your Glove Go" originally "Let Your Love Go"
Advice Michael Jackson never took.
Peter
"It Don't Matter To Men" originally "It Don't Matter To Me"
Peter

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Bake It With You" originally "Make it With You"
Sounds better with the name of the group.
Jen
"Fake It with You" originally "Make It with You"
crazydon

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"If""Ripped"Red Ant
"Baby, I'm a-Want You""Baby, You're a Gaunt Hue"John A. Barry
"The Guitar Man""The Hip Hop Man"Porkbeard
"Baby, I'm A-Want You""Baby, I'm A-Taunt You"John A. Barry
"Baby, I'm A-want You""Baby, I'm A Mongoose"Alvin Rhodes
"It Don't Matter To Me""It Don't Matter To Sheep"Tim Mayfield
"Aubrey""Slob'ry"Rick Duncan
"It Don't Matter To Me""'Bout My Bladder & Me"Guy DiRito
"Guitar Man""Domino Man"Arcade Junkie
"I Wanna Make It With You""Oh, Could You Make Me A Jew"Alvin Rhodes

There are additional Bread song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Guitar ManStratovarius ViolinsMOR
Guitar ManSteinway Pianosoldsongs

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
As
   Stevie Wonder
If
   Bread
As If
A Valley Girl Song!
Paul Warren
Love Is In The Air
   Cat Stevens
The Air That I Breathe
   Bread
Love Is In The Air That I Breathe
Dantana
Everything I Own
   Bread
Everything I Do (I Do it For You)
   Bryan Adams
Everything I Own (I Own it For You)
Da Phoenix

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Panera Bread
Pantera combined with Bread
well, i missed a "t", but... DUH!
Submitted By: saul hudson
Bad Bread Company
Bad Company combined with Bread
As in a company that makes stale bread or bread that tastes bad.
Submitted By: Rpollck
Plain White Bread
Plain White T's combined with Bread
Submitted By: Raphael
Archers of Bread Loaf
Archers of Loaf combined with Bread
Like a loaf of bread.
Submitted By: Anonymous Jon

There are additional Bread Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Diary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found her diarrhea underneath the tree.
Original Lyrics:
I found her diary underneath the tree.
"Tecolote"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take a latte.
Original Lyrics:
Tecolote
"Welcome To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the Jetson cars.
Original Lyrics:
Lately we've been playin'
Travelin' in the jets and cars.
"Baby I'm A Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't want to
Baby I don't need to.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm a want you
Baby I'm a need you.
There are additional Bread misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"It Don't Matter To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There will always be a victoroon
Waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
There will always be an empty room
Waiting for you.

Story about this misheard lyric by: SGFan

For a long time I thought these were the words to this song. That is, until I asked a coworker, 'What the heck is a victoroon?'. Then to my embarassment, I am corrected.

There are additional Bread misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Baby I'm-A Want You"
Better Lyrics:
Baby I'm a crazy
Stupid and-a lazy
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm-a want you
Baby I'm-a need you
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery

Funny Lyrics:

"I Don't Love You"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't love you, I just want you. If I don't have I'll never be the same, oh baby. I don't love you, but girl, you drive a man insane, now.
Why They're Funny:
The words themselves aren't funny, but he sings them in this goofy growly voice that I can't help but laugh at.
Submitted by: wadded beef
"Yours For Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
People change their partners like they change their underwear.
Why They're Funny:
It's only funny when you consider that this is Bread, a band not generally known for goofy lyrics like this.
Submitted by: wadded beef
There are additional Bread Funny lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Guitar Man"
Opening Lines:
Who draws a crowd and plays so loud? Baby, it's the guitar man.
Comments:
Only that JD missed this from Bread.
Submitted by: JC
"Baby I'm a Want You"
Opening Lines:
Baby I'm a Want You Baby I'm a Need You
Comments:
Submitted by: JD
There are additional Bread spelling lyrics available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Baby I'm-A Want You"
The Lyrics:
Baby, I'm-a want you
Baby, I'm-a need you
You're the only one I care enough to hurt about
Why:
"Baby, I want you" and "baby, I need you" wouldn't have fit the rhythm of the song.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
 

Names as a Word Bank:

Deb bred a dreaded redder bearded bear. Submitted by: Pam Tabor
Say THAT three times real fast!
 
 
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