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Song Parodies -> "'Scripts"

Original Song Title:

"If"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bread

Parody Song Title:

"'Scripts"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan Spurlock

The Lyrics

First, I agree that TOS had more sap than a maple tree in springtime. I never cared very much for it when it was played during its heyday--and trust me, it did get a lot of airtime in those days. Second, this song hasn't been parodied in a long time and it's due for one more at least! Third and finally, my wife needs a goodly number of meds and this song is a tribute, sort of, to the good work the pharmacy techs and pharmacists themselves do. They're making my wife's pains and problems a little better.
If a doctor takes a pen and writes some words that I don’t know
It must make sense to you, you’ll know just what to do
If meds could cure a hundred ills, then you can help me too
There's no one else but you, to fill prescriptions, true

And when my last allotment’s running low
You come and make a refill just for me

If I take the stuff you give me as prescribed, I might get well
Tomorrow or today, or later on the way
If my problem, though, is chronic, and a cure is not in view
I’ll come again to you, with a refill script that’s new

Then day by day my meds go one by one
So you and I would simply not be done!

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CML - September 29, 2019 - Report this comment
I could go on and on about Bread (What a name for a rock band) but the situation you're describing militates against that. My condolences to your wife.
Jonathan Spurlock - September 30, 2019 - Report this comment
CML, thanks for the comment. I'm amazed at what those in the "pharma" industry can do, and have done, to make life a little better for those whose physical condition just isn't that great anymore. As long as the meds keep her going, I'm okay with that . She really is a keeper!

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